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Beastie posted:See, the rad dude on the left probably grew a big rear end bushy beard then trimmed and shaved it into the magnificent specimen you see there. The other tool just too a razor to his tiny poo poo beard and it shows. No, the dude on the left didn't do that at all. He's Ambrose Burnside. He invented the burnsides.
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My library's facebook page has a photo of this fedora bro interacting with children: ... our library system is kind of lovely.
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Cloks posted:No, the dude on the left didn't do that at all. He's Ambrose Burnside. He invented the burnsides. Yes, no-one in history had had facial hair like that before him.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yes, no-one in history had had facial hair like that before him. How have you been posing here for 2 and a half years and still don't know what a joke is?
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Bean posted:My library's facebook page has a photo of this fedora bro interacting with children: This is where I want someone in a Spongebob costume to spear the poo poo out of him ala Terry Tate and say something along the lines of "FORGET EVERYTHING HE SAID KIDS"
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Ez posted:How have you been posing here for 2 and a half years and still don't know what a joke is? SA is the last place on earth I'd expect to find one. 
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SaltLick posted:
So the guy in the Harley Davidson shirt has a fedor.....OH poo poo
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:So the guy in the Harley Davidson shirt has a fedor.....OH poo poo He's the kind of guy who gets his bike knocked over and negs the poo poo out of all the dudes around trying to pick it back up.
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SaltLick posted:
Fedora Day and Souvenir Bat Day should always be the same day.
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SaltLick posted:
This is actually a pretty good strategy for controlling population growth in Texas
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Double Plus Good posted:Well, I'm also a m'lady and it's my opinion that those beards look gross and smelly. It's not the beard, it's who's wearing it.  Being very well groomed and having a lumberjack physique certainly doesn't hurt.
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I think you're confusing looking good despite that awful beard for that awful beard looking good. He'd still look way better if he shaved.
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Gorilla Salad posted:It's not the beard, it's who's wearing it. Sorry, but that dudes Colonel Sanders beard is pretty dumb looking. hth
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Bean posted:My library's facebook page has a photo of this fedora bro interacting with children: Your library is in a thrift store??
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For beards, I feel like most guys grow them to hide things like natural double chins, lack of jawline, fat neck, larger head (combine all for for Goon Head), etc. If some guys didn't have beards, then they'd be given poo poo for how awkward their normal face looks, and that's dumb. Realize that you're criticizing the lesser of two evils. When you have a well-trimmed, hygienic beard that doesn't clash with your head of hair, it can help your look. If your facial hairs grow too far apart/patchy, don't even try. Don't do beards if you're business professional. They look poor with suits or other business wear, and one thing that drives me nuts is the guy who downstroke-shaves his beard along the jawline in that really goofy way. If you're a fisherman or diner cook or something, you can grow it out, because you would be chastised otherwise. I grew mine out years ago due to utility. Working on a loading dock in the snow in -20 degree weather gets loving old fast, and some facial hair really just helped from indoor to outdoor environments, like Transition lenses on you face... ...oh shiiiiiii-
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Blackmage Yapo posted:I'm not sure if this makes it more or less awkward, but that's a relatively famous SSF4 announcer by the name of Skisonic Oh well sexual assault is okey dokey when it's someone people have heard of
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Mogambo posted:Sorry, but that dudes Colonel Sanders beard is pretty dumb looking. hth Look. Look everyone at how wrong this person is. Now point. Point and laugh while shaking your head.
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Part of Everything posted:Oh well sexual assault is okey dokey when it's someone people have heard of He's a 'relatively famous SSF4 announcer', basically no-one has ever heard of him.
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Part of Everything posted:Oh well sexual assault is okey dokey when it's someone people have heard of He could be gay or that could just be his thing, like that JoeGoes guy always does a quick surprise cheek kiss during photos, to where in his most recent some of the girls try to get him first. I would like to hope anyone that gropey not doing it as a joke would get smacked in the face and removed from the premises.
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Rasmussen posted:Look. Look everyone at how wrong this person is. Now point. Point and laugh while shaking your head. That beard and hair is undoing all the hard work the rest of him is doing, although to be honest I find the 8 foot shoulders/biceps + 3 inch waist look to be pretty ugly anyways. pentyne posted:He could be gay or that could just be his thing, like that JoeGoes guy always does a quick surprise cheek kiss during photos, to where in his most recent some of the girls try to get him first. Those are all horrible excuses.
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Part of Everything posted:Oh well sexual assault is okey dokey when it's someone people have heard of Well duh!
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Can we quit it with the beard talk? "I have a beard but it's better than that one for the following dumb reasons". Content: Teen dad from a non-rural Ontario city, btw. 
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pentyne posted:He could be gay   (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Finally, some people I've seen in real life. In my defense, I just saw them sitting in an intersection, giving me dirty looks for holding a camera. (They're celebrities you see.)  http://i.imgur.com/0pRphO2.jpg - Linked for butt cheek. OdorousTobacco posted:I was browsing OKCupid and I started wandering into the rabbit hole of polyamorous couples and couples looking for women to have threesomes with. Whatever, if that's your thing, I'm cool with it...
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 Some impressively ill-fitting suits to wear on live TV.
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 Oh how a decade can change clothing. Back in 2003 this wasn't actually that daggy as it looks, just poorly informed. You can see how in 2003 the big suit phase of the 90's is receding in the jacket but somewhat lives on in the trousers. What shows in 2003 is the fact that when you've just been drafted into the NBA and the most recent suit you ever wore was likely at prom. It's not surprising that the styles end up either on the showy side or imitating your dad as you don't have much frame of reference. Almost all of the jackets are four buttoned (presumable to look taller) and have some really poorly informed choices on how to do them up. 2013's team show there's a bit more thought behind styling the players for official poses - apparently the NBA did undergo some image lessons in the years between. No one really looks out of place.
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Jerry Cotton posted:SA is the last place on earth I'd expect to find one. You didn't say car ram-rod!
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Okay, I like to imagine that he really is their dad and he's just doing it to prove a point. Probably borrowed one of the kid's pants. "You see? You see how dumb you little bastards look?"
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WebDog posted:
I like how in the first picture they managed to make a bunch of 6ft+ tall professional athletes look like children dressing up in their fathers' clothing.
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 From an unrelated google search.
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Non Serviam posted:
I wouldn't put any money on them being unrelated.
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pentyne posted:He could be gay or that could just be his thing, like that JoeGoes guy always does a quick surprise cheek kiss during photos, to where in his most recent some of the girls try to get him first. "It was a joke, Your Honour. Sexual assault is just my Thing." "oh well, that changes everything, case dismissed"
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Stottie Kyek posted:"It was a joke, Your Honour. Sexual assault is just my Thing." Well, it certainly didn't work for Thaddeus! 
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Well well well, look I saw on the way to work this morning. It's a furry car. There's probably some Penn State joke here too, but I don't know.
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The OP should be modified to include the rule: If you defend a beard in the thread, you have to post a picture of yourself wearing the beard in the thread.
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OKCupid 0% match is a goldmine. 
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N. Senada posted:The OP should be modified to include the rule: I saw a couple beards that aren't terrible but I'm not gonna look like a bum for four months while I grow out a beard for the Internet. Or maybe that's your point.
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