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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's too late for Wolverine for now in terms of movie ratings. He's one of Marvel's flagship characters alongside Spider-man and he's in practically every X-Men cartoon. Practically every demographic that loves superheroes knows him. No way he's going to be in anything rated higher than PG13 for a while. Even Ghost Rider 2 had to be made PG13.

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Tuxedo Jack
Sep 11, 2001

Hey Ma, who's that band I like? Oh yeah, Hall & Oates.
I hope the new Wolverine film bombs like The Lone Ranger, After Earth and White House Down.

I'm entirely sick of the character on film. The damage the X-films have done to those characters will take years to fix. I'll probably see Days of Future Past, so long as the early reviews don't cut too deep. The only thing it had going for it was resetting the continuity using First Class as a jumping board. Now, I just want them all to trip over their own feet on some stairs.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

It's like they took the criticism of how lovely and fake the CGI on Wolverine's claws was in Origins and decided to make everything look that way so it wouldn't stand out. Amazing.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

What's sad is the mansion invasion in X2 gave me chills because it was just so god drat good at both showing Wolverine as a killing machine and being a pinch brutal for PG13 ( thinking of the fridge as an excellent "oh poo poo" moment but without blood ). After that everything the character has been in has been a joke.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The best XMen movie has the least amount of Wolverine. I think I see the pattern here.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Jamesman posted:

Dawn remake was terrible. And even if you did like it, go watch Super and continue worrying.

Yes, it truly was terrible. You're not writing a sequel to 28 Days Later, guy.

Danger
Jan 4, 2004

all desire - the thirst for oil, war, religious salvation - needs to be understood according to what he calls 'the demonogrammatical decoding of the Earth's body'
Apparently Hugh Jackman has said he would never turn down playing the character because he finds it so fun. I think this should be taken to a satisfyingly ludicrous conclusion.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Danger posted:

Apparently Hugh Jackman has said he would never turn down playing the character because he finds it so fun. I think this should be taken to a satisfyingly ludicrous conclusion.

Wolverine 4: The Quest for Peace

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Danger posted:

Apparently Hugh Jackman has said he would never turn down playing the character because he finds it so fun. I think this should be taken to a satisfyingly ludicrous conclusion.

There's a storyline in the comic where Wolverine, as principal of the Jean Grey School, must obtain more funding for the institution. So he takes a selection of his students to a space casino.

Fox, please adapt that arc.

Bob Quixote
Jul 7, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

There's a storyline in the comic where Wolverine, as principal of the Jean Grey School, must obtain more funding for the institution. So he takes a selection of his students to a space casino.

Fox, please adapt that arc.

Just adapt all of the run of Wolverine and the X-Men so we can get Rockslide and Doop involved too.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

We were talking about the insanity of the Spider-Man comic strip earlier. I don't have the Clown 9 strips, but this is what is happened in the comic strip recently:










If Stan Lee is still writing this, just make him draft the story of the next Marvel movie.

ThermoPhysical
Dec 26, 2007



The MSJ posted:

We were talking about the insanity of the Spider-Man comic strip earlier. I don't have the Clown 9 strips, but this is what is happened in the comic strip recently:










If Stan Lee is still writing this, just make him draft the story of the next Marvel movie.

This is the best thing ever. My local paper doesn't have the Spider-Man strips, are there any (obviously legal) places that I can see them online? I recall some strips like Luann and others having their own website..

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ThermoPhysical posted:

This is the best thing ever. My local paper doesn't have the Spider-Man strips, are there any (obviously legal) places that I can see them online? I recall some strips like Luann and others having their own website..

Seattle Pi seems to be a popular place to get them.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
So before MoS came out a lot of people were still using the line about superman "How can you make an interesting story about someone who's invincible?". I'd like to apply that to Wolverine. Superman you can say that he has villains that can fight on an equal footing and a good writer can give him conflict involving his morals and humanity, but Wolverine... he doesn't have morals to challenge, really, and he's fighting normal people here, and he instantly heals from any damage dealt to him.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I'd like to apply that to Wolverine.



That's pretty interesting. :roflolmao:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh snap, do I smell a new round of Spider-man avatars?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yonic Symbolism posted:

So before MoS came out a lot of people were still using the line about superman "How can you make an interesting story about someone who's invincible?". I'd like to apply that to Wolverine. Superman you can say that he has villains that can fight on an equal footing and a good writer can give him conflict involving his morals and humanity, but Wolverine... he doesn't have morals to challenge, really, and he's fighting normal people here, and he instantly heals from any damage dealt to him.

He does have morals to challenge from the standpoint of having an exceedingly long life where he has repeatedly made mistakes and tried to atone for them and found that his immortality can't actually fix the problem. Add ontop of that he has Sabertooth (lame, I know) to fill the role of equally strong and regenerative foe and you have a decent set of basic tools for a character.

The strongest part of the Wolverine: Origins film was the pastiche of wars he fought in including the US Civil War and something like a period piece/s for an immortal warrior could definitely be interesting as he fights across wars undying and trying to learn something other than how to be the best at what he does. You could also go low-key revenge film where he visits a city from long in his past in [insert exotic locale] to pay homage to a dead line of his family and swears revenge on their killers.

Edit: Cheap pathos calls for both oppressors and oppressed to be his descendents.

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

The MSJ posted:

We were talking about the insanity of the Spider-Man comic strip earlier. I don't have the Clown 9 strips, but this is what is happened in the comic strip recently:

I swear to god I haven't read the Comic Strip Megathread in like 2-3 years, but I distinctly remember "Peter Parker agonizes over keeping his identity secret through airport security" being an issue when I did. Only that time it didn't involve Surprise Obama at the end.

This is a problem Newspaper Spider-Man repeatedly has to deal with. :psyduck:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A Big Dark Yak posted:

I swear to god I haven't read the Comic Strip Megathread in like 2-3 years, but I distinctly remember "Peter Parker agonizes over keeping his identity secret through airport security" being an issue when I did. Only that time it didn't involve Surprise Obama at the end.

This is a problem Newspaper Spider-Man repeatedly has to deal with. :psyduck:

Do not forget the issue where Spider-Man and Dare Devil meet up in costume and Peter Mentions needing a contact in the city for legal council so DD tells him to meet Matt Murdock. Then, instead of showing up at Matt Murdock's dressed as Spider-Man he goes as Peter Parker to ask the same question. Then he and DD realize they're both super heroes and undress and costume themselves to prove their super heroes then get back into normal clothes to keep talking inside Matt's large windowed office.

All this I might add, after Peter Parket in plain clothes rode on a spiderweb hanging from the back of a 16 Wheeler from Las Vegas to San Francisco in broad daylight on the highway.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Yonic Symbolism posted:

So before MoS came out a lot of people were still using the line about superman "How can you make an interesting story about someone who's invincible?". I'd like to apply that to Wolverine. Superman you can say that he has villains that can fight on an equal footing and a good writer can give him conflict involving his morals and humanity, but Wolverine... he doesn't have morals to challenge, really, and he's fighting normal people here, and he instantly heals from any damage dealt to him.

The plot of the newest movie is that a Japanese businessman has found a way to "cure" his immortality and Wolverine accepts it. Then after he can no longer heal the Yakuza or something are after him.

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

Grendels Dad posted:

Yeah, the only thing that Dredd proved was that lovely marketing and limited release will not make your movie a lot of money.
Dredd was like the original Die Hard remake done right. I loving hope to god they make the two Dredd sequels that they were talking about. I remember them saying the 2nd one would be about Judge Dredd's back story & the 3rd would be about him facing off against Judge Death. :rock:

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!
What we need is a Wolverine musical with Bollywood style dancing from the X-Men.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Devour posted:

I remember them saying the 2nd one would be about Judge Dredd's back story
gently caress that, I don't need or want Dredd Begins. I don't want to know why he is how he is, that'd ruin it.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



TetsuoTW posted:

gently caress that, I don't need or want Dredd Begins. I don't want to know why he is how he is, that'd ruin it.

They've done plenty of examination of this topic in the comics and it hasn't ruined anything. My guess is they would be doing some Cursed Earth stuff and maybe a new attempt at Rico for it, and that would be great.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Barudak posted:

The strongest part of the Wolverine: Origins film was the pastiche of wars he fought in including the US Civil War and something like a period piece/s for an immortal warrior could definitely be interesting as he fights across wars undying and trying to learn something other than how to be the best at what he does. You could also go low-key revenge film where he visits a city from long in his past in [insert exotic locale] to pay homage to a dead line of his family and swears revenge on their killers.

Edit: Cheap pathos calls for both oppressors and oppressed to be his descendents.

My memory is vague on this, but I remember a story where someone was out for revenge against Wolverine for something so he kept sending assassins after him. Naturally that only served to piss off Wolverine so he went to this guy's not so secret base and cut his way through the guy's soldiers and then stabbed him. Only before dying the guy revealed that half of the soldiers Wolverine had killed were Wolverine's own kids that he had fathered all over the world in the last couple of decades and then forgot about like the deadbeat dad that he is.

That seems to cover most of what you've suggested. I'd watch it, if only for the epic Nooooooooooo Hugh Jackman would deliver at the end.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Vin Diesel had a meeting with Marvel.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



There was a link on that site mentioning that Fox has ordered a pilot for a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen TV series, which I can't say I saw coming.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

TetsuoTW posted:

gently caress that, I don't need or want Dredd Begins. I don't want to know why he is how he is, that'd ruin it.

I never really read 2000AD but I like to imagine Dredd Begins would take about five minutes and just be him enlisting as a judge after spending his childhood in a lovely, crime filled tower block, and even when he's a kid they never show the top half of his face. He doesn't seem like a guy with an exciting or tragic past, and the fact that the city is so awful and that these Judges are what counts as average law enforcement felt like a big part of the whole setting to me.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Hmmm...he's bald...which means he's going to be the next writer on a Marvel book. Perhaps Fantastic Four.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Fan Club



I think he's Giant Man now due to the frame in the back.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

TetsuoTW posted:

gently caress that, I don't need or want Dredd Begins. I don't want to know why he is how he is, that'd ruin it.

Not that it matters now anyway because there ain't gonna be poo poo but don't worry, that dude had it all wrong, there was never going to be a Dredd Begins. The second film would have explored the Cursed Earth a bit, so probably the Angel gang and stuff, with the third wrapping things up with everyone's favourite supernatural interdimensional murderbros.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Rhyno posted:

Oh snap, do I smell a new round of Spider-man avatars?

The answer to your question is obviously

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

FlamingLiberal posted:

There was a link on that site mentioning that Fox has ordered a pilot for a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen TV series, which I can't say I saw coming.

Is it even possible for Alan Moore to get angrier at the world at this point?

Throwdown
Sep 4, 2003

Here you go, dummies.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Is it even possible for Alan Moore to get angrier at the world at this point?

His cave is about to get a new sub level.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Red Bones posted:

I never really read 2000AD but I like to imagine Dredd Begins would take about five minutes and just be him enlisting as a judge after spending his childhood in a lovely, crime filled tower block, and even when he's a kid they never show the top half of his face. He doesn't seem like a guy with an exciting or tragic past, and the fact that the city is so awful and that these Judges are what counts as average law enforcement felt like a big part of the whole setting to me.

He's a clone of the previous head Judge. One of many clones, in fact. The only one who didn't at some point go psychopathic in some way or another. He's got a pretty interesting back story.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I keep getting the Vibe that Electro is going to be an outfit that looks terrible in pictures but wonderful when its animated on the screen.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I still havent seen ASM but man, the new guy looks freaking perfect as Spider-Man. The costume, his build, the big white eyes, it's lightyears beyond the Raimi movies.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

I keep getting the Vibe that Electro is going to be an outfit that looks terrible in pictures but wonderful when its animated on the screen.

Seems like electricity is supposed to be spazzing out underneath his skin and lighting it up. Like if you hold a flashlight up against your hand and it glows through your skin, except in this case the flashlight is a lightning storm and it is inside of him.

It's not a bad concept, at least.

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