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Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

hazza posted:

What about posh wanks?

Isn't the point of a jerk to, you know, feel it?

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:17

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:26

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Wade Wilson posted:

EDIT for JESUS CHRIST table breaking.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:22

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

That's the worst table flipping I've ever seen.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:22

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

syscall girl posted:

You've been a very naughty table.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:24

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

Krinkle posted:

That's the worst table flipping I've ever seen.

Look at all that money! WOW, it must have taken hours to paint all that!

New breed of standing cat announced!

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:31

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

syscall girl posted:

I like the guy shaking his fist at Christ, all "Curses, foiled again by that meddling savior! I'll get you next time, Jesus! NEXT TIME!"

Ape Has Killed Ape has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Jul 10, 2013

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:33

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

syscall girl posted:

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:35

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

HODOR

Is that what you meant?

Edited for content;

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:36

I heart bacon: Nov 18, 2007; It's burgin' time!

olaf2022 posted:

No matter the recipe, she'll find a way to work in some prosciutto and/or pancetta just so she can pronounce them.

I heart these ingredients.

hazza posted:

What about posh wanks?

You may not know this, but that was a quote from Crimson Tide. FYI

At least, I think it was...

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:37

xxEightxx: Mar 5, 2010; Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!; Salad Prong

syscall girl posted:

Looks like they were playing quarters and someone got pissed because he kept losing.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:41

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

xxEightxx posted:

Looks like they were playing quarters and someone got pissed because he kept losing.

This is correct.

I like rage hand guy too, and the fact that Our Lord and Savior looks like he's eyeing a fine piece of rear end and wants to smack it a little.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:46

rejutka: May 28, 2004; by zen death robot

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Celebrity Chef Chat:

Sandra "Drunk Aunt Sandy" Lee is the best tv chef.

She loves playing dressup:

Every episode she pours a gallon of booze into a fishbowl and drinks it:

And one time she made a "Kwanzaa Cake" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

Keith Floyd. Keith "I am bombed off my head and cooking on camera" Floyd.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:48

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

If you don't love Sandra Lee's drunken lazy antics you have no soul. Her stuff is basically 'here's a cocktail, now did you know if you put store bought frosting on store bought cookies that makes them home made? gently caress that poo poo, though, here's a shot!'

Also isn't she married to like, a governor or a senator or something? Somehow that makes the image way more fitting.

She's dating Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 23:54

hazza: Mar 25, 2005; I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

syscall girl posted:

You should edit this post due to table-breakage.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:23

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

hazza posted:

You should edit this post due to table-breakage.

Forgall has a new favorite as of 00:36 on Jul 11, 2013

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:34

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

I need every joke explained to me today. Did they build that city on rock and roll? Is that a video game joke? I don't get it at all!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:46

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Krinkle posted:

I need every joke explained to me today. Did they build that city on rock and roll? Is that a video game joke? I don't get it at all!

I think that is supposed to be the PC gaming master race of energy beings looking down in scorn as the hordes of subhuman console scrubs, or something like that.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:48

Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

Krinkle posted:

I need every joke explained to me today. Did they build that city on rock and roll? Is that a video game joke? I don't get it at all!

PC gaming master race on the right, dirty console peasants on the left. It's a Zero Punctuation thing.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:49

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008

And Gabe Newell is the fat one.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 00:50

Hog Jowls: Apr 10, 2004; The ditch is nearer.

I think these are the best generic soda names I have seen yet.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 01:22

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

Some sort of terrifying reaction must take place upon mixing Yoo-hoo and Heee Haw.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:20

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

olaf2022 posted:

Some sort of terrifying reaction must take place upon mixing Yoo-hoo and Heee Haw.

It actually is the onomatopoeic word for projectile vomiting.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:31

Sad lions: Sep 3, 2008

olaf2022 posted:

Some sort of terrifying reaction must take place upon mixing Yoo-hoo and Heee Haw.

Yoo haw.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:36

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Hog Jowls posted:

I think these are the best generic soda names I have seen yet.

"Sour" is just sour mix.

Heee Haw, though, I cannot defend.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:45

Vriess: Apr 30, 2013; Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned ~~with Honor~~.

Sad lions posted:

Yoo haw.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:46

1337kutkufan6969: Feb 13, 2010; Oh, Yian Kut Ku!
Where have you been all my life?
Let me break your head.; Grimey Drawer

As far as I can tell, this was a real ad. She might not be a racist, but she certainly has a giant loving melon.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for wrinkling my wrestling magazines, but the giant thing above her neck is probably an albatross around her neck.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:55

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

The Jorts of Zeus posted:

As far as I can tell, this was a real ad. She might not be a racist, but she certainly has a giant loving melon.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for wrinkling my wrestling magazines, but the giant thing above her neck is probably an albatross around her neck.

~~Yer image doesn't ~~work~~ werk.~~

Edit:Either you fixed it or my computer is stupid.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:58

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

The Jorts of Zeus posted:

As far as I can tell, this was a real ad. She might not be a racist, but she certainly has a giant loving melon.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for wrinkling my wrestling magazines, but the giant thing above her neck is probably an albatross around her neck.

That's a very obvious manipulation.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:03

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:30

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Her grandfather produced approximately a billion movies including Army of Darkness so she's cool in my book.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:38

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Mu Zeta posted:

Her grandfather produced approximately a billion movies including Army of Darkness so she's cool in my book.

Also, you know, fantastic tits.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:48

Tochiazuma: Feb 16, 2007

Captain Trips posted:

Also, you know, fantastic tits.

No I think her grandfather's tits were pretty average.

edit: should put a funny picture in here

Tochiazuma has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Jul 11, 2013

# ? Jul 11, 2013 04:32

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

rejutka posted:

Keith Floyd. Keith "I am bombed off my head and cooking on camera" Floyd.

It's been a long while since high school french, but I'm pretty sure the general gist of that was, "Look here, you stupid ponce, you're loving it up."

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:27

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

syscall girl posted:

Did coins back then come in two sizes, standard and stupid?

# ? Jul 11, 2013 06:41

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

Did coins back then come in two sizes, standard and stupid?

It's the plate for the mints. Also that hamburger behind the tumbler is HUGE.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 06:44

Bees on Wheat: Jul 18, 2007; I've never been happy

QUAIL DIVISION; Buglord

Mainwaring posted:

This is actually cribbed from an online quiz: http://brunching.com/pornorpony.html.

Apparently it was published in 1998. Nineteen-loving-ninety-eight. Sometimes I forget the internet even existed back then. This quiz is older than the target audience for the current ponies. I used to browse this site on the library computers in high school. I feel old now. :sigh:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 08:16

Private Eye: Jul 12, 2010; Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

Toad on a Hat posted:

The Kwanzaa Cake is really just the absolute best thing any person who has a food show has ever done, both for the sheer ridiculousness of it and the complete lack of knowledge and understanding of said holiday.

Well today I learnt that Kwanzaa wasn't made up by Futurama.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 08:22

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!