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AlbieQuirky posted:Chippendulls. Chippenfails Tippenscales e: the blunder from down under snortpocket has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Jul 24, 2013 |
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Jul 24, 2013 04:54
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What do you think the chances are that there's a diaper under that costume? I'd say about 70%.
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Jul 24, 2013 05:04
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 From the George Lucas school of facial definition. I can't imagine he could possibly look more goofy clean shaven.
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Jul 24, 2013 05:08
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This is kind of like the thing with the pinterest or whatever pic of cookie monster cupcakes and the disaster imitation. Nailed it.
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Jul 24, 2013 05:21
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I like the dude saying the barber hosed it up, not his gross head being different and hair being too short and poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2013 05:30
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I wonder if that's even a real haircut.
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Jul 24, 2013 06:12
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Even if it's attached to a lizard, a rat tail is still a rat tail is still a bad idea. Here's a classic bad haircut internet picture.   
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Jul 24, 2013 06:21
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I went out with this girl once on a blind date:  She's 23  .A pikachu i saw at an anime convention once:  http://imgur.com/H9Fq7KCA few pics from this blog: http://ahlistoquevillero.tumblr.com/    http://imgur.com/khY6qu8Go wild.
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Jul 24, 2013 06:28
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hseroK divaD posted:
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Jul 24, 2013 07:41
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hseroK divaD posted:I went out with this girl once on a blind date: So? She looks all right. 
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Jul 24, 2013 07:47
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 Happy Wedding
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Jul 24, 2013 07:56
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I like the dude saying the barber hosed it up, not his gross head being different and hair being too short and poo poo. And not having a team of stylists and so on working on it since it's for a photo shoot or something and then photoshopping it all up to finish it off.
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Jul 24, 2013 08:00
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Found a font of good stuff at this tumblr, RatchetMess. http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/
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Jul 24, 2013 08:24
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particle409 posted:Found a font of good stuff at this tumblr, RatchetMess.  
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Jul 24, 2013 08:39
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There's a way to report these people to the FBI (Scotland Yard, I guess), right?
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Jul 24, 2013 08:48
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It never ceases to amaze me what people will tweet. Publicly. To their friends and family and coworkers and everyone else in the world. Actually, yes, it does cease to amaze me and I need some mind bleach. 
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Jul 24, 2013 09:02
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Powershift posted:
Goodness, Jean Reno has really let himself go over the years.
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Jul 24, 2013 09:07
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Abu Dave posted:Maybe a oldie Ladieeeez...may we present... the Fabulous Flopping Fedoras!
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Jul 24, 2013 09:23
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hseroK divaD posted:
 My god, you have hit the richest vein of Awkward and Ugly I have ever seen. It is truly a thing of beauty. The following links are all Not Work Safe. Baby got blob. The first—and last—person to willingly touch those tits. ♫ Hike up that skirt a little more, show your world to me . . ♫ The first successful Male to Ogre transition. I like the errant nipple wandering around his chest. His come hither look gives me the overwhelming urge to go thither. Bu-cake-ke? Another amazing recipe from Natural Harvest. Above links are all Not Work Safe. Seriously folks, if Cliff Yablonski was reincarnated as a swarthy Spanish gentleman who kept a Tumblr, this would be it. Thank you hseroK divaD for introducing us to this gem.  Area man says he lacks dental plan. Dentists agree.  Pixels refuse to hide woman's face.  Doctors warn that excessive use of fedoras may lead to permanent disfigurement.  Fans shocked to learn Sailor Moon actually aging Japanese pedophile.
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Jul 24, 2013 09:28
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One of the quotes from Ratchet Mess that really made me smile and nod knowingly was lost to one of the pages but went something along the lines of 'Anyone at all who knows the internet should have known the giant inflatable ball is evil.'
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Jul 24, 2013 09:49
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Puddin posted:
I wonder how many kids have died from snorting condoms.
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Jul 24, 2013 10:11
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-Inu- posted:Yes! Let's snort something that is made from the perfect material for suffocation. Wait, even better, pull it back out through your mouth so that your pharynx is completely obstructed by latex! It's a party trick that's been around forever and I've never heard about anyone dying from it.
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Jul 24, 2013 10:36
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Thunderlips posted:What takes the classiness even further is that they are in McDonald's. (Huge one on 42nd St, Times Square.) That's a loving McDonalds? Holy hell. I am a tad jealous.
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Jul 24, 2013 12:03
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FrozenVent posted:Railfans just got a whole lot worst. I can't decide, but I might almost be envious of this guy. I can't remember the last time I was that excited about anything. 
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Jul 24, 2013 13:38
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Powershift posted:
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-Inu- posted:Yes! Let's snort something that is made from the perfect material for suffocation. Wait, even better, pull it back out through your mouth so that your pharynx is completely obstructed by latex! The condom goes in your nose and comes out through your sinuses which are both above your throat, so unless you accidentally suck it down into your throat or something it's never actually obstructing your breathing.
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Jul 24, 2013 15:57
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SheepNameKiller posted:The condom goes in your nose and comes out through your sinuses which are both above your throat, so unless you accidentally suck it down into your throat or something it's never actually obstructing your breathing. "Condom snorting" sounds like the next made up teen fad that's threatening our teens this week on Oprah
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Jul 24, 2013 16:13
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Ez posted:"Condom snorting" sounds like the next made up teen fad that's threatening our teens this week on Oprah It apparently already was back in April, though you have to replace Oprah with Ellen.
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Jul 24, 2013 16:22
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I was reading some articles and came across this customer. Here is a sampling of some of his articles: I'm Always the Token Dude: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-me-i-m-always-token-dude Leave Me Alone, I'm Not Lonely: http://www.xojane.com/relationships/leave-me-alone-im-not-lonely I, Brony? The Unexpected Brilliance of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic": http://www.xojane.com/fun/i-brony
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Jul 24, 2013 16:53
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DekeThornton posted:It's a party trick that's been around forever and I've never heard about anyone dying from it. When I was a kid I was told that snorting pixie sticks would give you a rush. I tried it once and got a nosebleed. This is one of the many reasons I would never snort cocaine as an adult. I am not surprised whatsoever that teenagers are snorting condoms.
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Jul 24, 2013 16:57
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:When I was a kid I was told that snorting pixie sticks would give you a rush. I tried it once and got a nosebleed. We used to say this all the time as a really obvious joke, I didn't know people actually tried it.
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Jul 24, 2013 16:59
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:When I was a kid I was told that snorting pixie sticks would give you a rush. I tried it once and got a nosebleed. This is one of the many reasons I would never snort cocaine as an adult. I am not surprised whatsoever that teenagers are snorting condoms. If your hand is bigger than your face, you have aids.
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Jul 24, 2013 17:06
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Hey bro, wanna join the: Pen 15 club?
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Jul 24, 2013 17:11
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Pitnicker posted:
This guy looks more like a Star Trek alien than he does a real human being.
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Jul 24, 2013 17:21
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Zack_Gochuck posted:I was reading some articles and came across this customer. Here is a sampling of some of his articles: I feel like this guy can't be real. He's got a fedora and neckbeard and he's writing articles on the friend zone and my little pony on a website that's a feminist blog in all but name.
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Jul 24, 2013 17:24
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SheepNameKiller posted:We used to say this all the time as a really obvious joke, I didn't know people actually tried it. I was seven. A bunch of us tried it, convinced it would be like cocaine for kids
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Jul 24, 2013 18:04
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  http://windthin.deviantart.com/
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Jul 24, 2013 18:10
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That dude has a huge rear end. Well, not like... overly huge. But those pants don't help a god drat thing. Also the rest of him is awful, too.
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