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horriblePencilist posted:Found in the ExperienceProject group "I Like Being Fat". Make sure to read the comments! Usually this thread is fun, but I think I'm actually angry now.
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rodbeard posted:Death metal peacocking. I'm pretty sure death metal peacocking is wearing blue jeans instead of black jorts.
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   Sid from Toy Story becomes a brony in his teen years  
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horriblePencilist posted:Found in the ExperienceProject group "I Like Being Fat". Make sure to read the comments!  Is it humanly possible to actually eat all of that in one day?
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So, I was walking behind this fine gentleman today: I only wish I had taken a shot of him bending down to pick up his dog's mess. What is that type of hat even called? Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it has no place on a pudgy, scraggly-ponytailed white guy.
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Just because I'm a huge goon - this is makeup. He's actually pretty normal-looking/cute.  Crow Jane posted:So, I was walking behind this fine gentleman today: Where are you? There's no place this wouldn't be terrible, but I bet location gets you bonus awkward points. Solid Cake has a new favorite as of 22:59 on Aug 1, 2013 |
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CrackSpider posted:Where are you? There's no place this wouldn't be terrible, but I bet location gets you bonus awkward points. vvv Yup! Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Aug 1, 2013 |
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Aug 1, 2013 23:09
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Crow Jane posted:Baltimore. We have no rice paddies, as far as I know. Is that near Maxies? Baltimore has a lot of weird rear end people. Wouldn't have it any other way EXTREME INSERTION has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Aug 1, 2013 |
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This guy knows where it's at. Now I wonder: Do fat fetishists keep their kids on a lethal diet? I'd be terrified if I know someone who think a minimum of 2 million calories a day is an integral part of their children's upbringing.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Is that near Maxies? We're about to have more. Bronycon's downtown this weekend.
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:
That would be the first X-rated Toy Story movie.
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Acne, poo poo moustache, bad hair, bad glasses, it's me at 16! Fortunately even then I had the sense not to buy a fedora.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I don't think anyone disagrees? But they are all normal-looking genitals, or at least they would be if they weren't on necklaces. Speaking of ugly stuff, did anyone ever post Danish reality "star" Sidney Lee? He appeared on a reality series about singles actively dating, and in his very first shot, he was painting himself with tanning lotion using a paint brush, in order to prepare for his date that night. He looked so surreal I didn't know if he was male, female or a trans-something. He later exploded into the media, appearing on every possible B-list celebrity thing on TV, in the tabloids, involved in "scandals", etc. He's about 34 and thinks of himself as a professional gamer (because he won the national championship in Tekken like ages ago) and totally rock and roll. His hair is badly thinning at the front, so he almost always wear a bandana. Look at this smug face:     
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What does that shirt say? Hummel? Hummus? Either way, not a cool thing for a shirt. Also does his tattoo say METAL UP YOUR rear end? That's at least cooler than a pink Hummel shirt.
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Tonye West posted:My friend went to Arizona recently and found this stylin' ride. From a couple pages back, but was this in Flagstaff? I was sitting in a McDonald's on a road trip to CA and this magnificent white PT Cruiser covered in Naruto and Bleach custom decals blazed through the drive thru. The bf/gf duo in the car looked exactly like you're imagining. I wish to god i would have gotten a picture. I would die knowing there's two of these things on the road in such a small city.
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rear end in a top hat casserole posted:Fuuuuuuck, people. They're vulvas THANK YOU. Seriously, people. Maybe the problem you're having with the ladies is that you don't know what a vagina *is*. HINT: it's not the whole thing. Showing a bit of pubic fuzz or a bit of a fold of skin is not "showing one's vagina." THAT would require some acrobatics.
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What's more  , not understanding non-literal language, or pretending not to to try to look smart?
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Crow Jane posted:So, I was walking behind this fine gentleman today: 
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Grope-A-Matic posted:Good god, my brain can't even process how many calories that kid must take in each day. Bean posted:That reads like a fetishist wrote it. Hell, a fetishist probably DID write it. Yeah, I'm not buying it, that story belongs in the STDH thread. I'm 6'5" and have a hundred pounds on that kid, and I don't eat in a day what he's claiming for a snack. Two Big Macs, a chicken sandwich, forty chicken nuggets, and four large fries, chased by a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts? Bullshit. That story was written by someone who thinks everyone over 200lbs is an out-of-control glutton with an insatiable appetite, downing inhuman amounts of trash food, with the only breaks being for belching, making GBS threads, and placing orders for more food.
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Tardcore posted:Not good enough, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd need full on dick hats. The world of fashion is way ahead of you. 
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Flying Fortress posted:Haven't really seen too many up close have you? LorrdErnie posted:Sorry you're afraid of labia dude. mr. mephistopheles posted:Watch less porn. Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards. Just because they make fleshlights from a mold doesn't mean they don't have flaws.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards.  There is no better pussy.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards. That's a really degrading way to refer to your hand.
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Since my browsing history almost never gets deleted, I sometimes run into the weirdest links that are greyed out to tell me I already visited the URL a long time ago. This is one of those times.Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards. 
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And apparently I'm the awkward one(hopefully not ugly and gross as well).
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards. The calls are coming from inside the thread! e: well, at least you realize it
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http://www.brewchief.com/who.cfm?member=1 I've had local beers paired with Paella in Spain. I've drank the finest Malt Liquors whilst enjoying a $1 chicken sandwich from McDonalds. I am not a beer snob, they bother me.
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Crow Jane posted:We're about to have more. Bronycon's downtown this weekend. I was considering taking a camera and getting some content for this thread by Fedora-spotting at Baltimore's apparent BronyCon going down on Pratt Street. I think I am gonna hang out at Dick's Last Resort at the Inner Harbor. Those guys are going to be a riot.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Maybe I just get better pussy than you neckbeards. And now I can cross "laughed so hard that YooHoo came out of my nose" off my bucket list
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Lucid Nonsense posted:And apparently I'm the awkward one(hopefully not ugly and gross as well). Don't worry, you covered all the bases quite thoroughly.
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Vriess posted:I was considering taking a camera and getting some content for this thread by Fedora-spotting at Baltimore's apparent BronyCon going down on Pratt Street. I was considering the same thing, but I'm afraid. My friend who works at the aquarium is already hating his life, and it's only Thursday. I feel really bad for the girls at Hooters. You know the Bronies are gonna swarm that place.
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It's times like this where LeVar Burton wishes he actually was Geordi LaForge and he could take off his visor and not have to look at this disturbing example of humanity.
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nutranurse posted:I can only imagine what LeVar is thinking.
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LeVar is such a professional, he hardly looks repulsed at all! 
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platedlizard posted:LeVar is such a professional, he hardly looks repulsed at all! To be fair, this probably wasn't his first time seeing this/these kinds of people. WebDog posted:Or smelling. Do furry suits smell? Don't answer that, please.
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