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Slate has a really good photo documentary article about the KKK. Lots of great pictures of the master race, shooting cockroaches in their trailers while their wife and granddaughter cower in fear, showing off their white hood wedding veil, you know... being superior in every conceivable way.   This is at the wedding reception of the couple in the last image:  I'm positive I've seen the guy in the second picture before on this very thread- pretty sure he had a mugshot where he had the same black eye but a bunch of racist face tattoos. While digging for the mugshot, I found this:  Nothing says love me forever like HITLER!
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Slate has a really good photo documentary article about the KKK. Lots of great pictures of the master race, shooting cockroaches in their trailers while their wife and granddaughter cower in fear, showing off their white hood wedding veil, you know... being superior in every conceivable way. There is a Dora product peeking out from the background, not racist.
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Jesus those clan wedding pictures are full of awful details. Black eye on the groom, child on the couch in the middle of the couch in the line of fire, the most bad rear end crucifix chain imaginable. VVVV and a gigantic rear end cockroach hanging out on the wall. euphronius has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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Aug 16, 2013 15:09
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Slate has a really good photo documentary article about the KKK. Lots of great pictures of the master race, shooting cockroaches in their trailers while their wife and granddaughter cower in fear, showing off their white hood wedding veil, you know... being superior in every conceivable way. The caption says he is shooting at the cockroach on the paper under the clock.
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Aug 16, 2013 15:15
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oldpainless posted:There is a Dora product peeking out from the background, not racist. I was about to point that out. They do know that Dora is Hispanic right?
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Aug 16, 2013 15:28
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Beastie posted:Hey, does anybody know what the name of that YouTube channel was where it was a crazy European guy cooking in a completely destroyed kitchen? I hope you're talking about this one because I love sharing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
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Aug 16, 2013 15:45
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I love that video so much. The power supply in the sink is the best part.
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Aug 16, 2013 15:56
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cuntvalet posted:I was about to point that out. They do know that Dora is Hispanic right? Yeah, but they're probably willing to ignore it, because she's One of the Good Ones or something. I can't speak with authority, but I'm told by a buddy who is that there are two basic breeds of racism in the US. Southern racism, the kind everybody's familiar with, says "I don't want them getting uppity, but I don't mind them living nearby", like the people who will preach about the coming race war and the inferiority of non-Whites, then invite their Black neighbors and Hispanic in-laws over for barbecue. Northern racism, less talked about but arguably worse, goes like "I don't mind them getting uppity, I just don't want them living nearby", like the people who cheer race riots and the Black Man Getting His Own Back while sitting in their segre-gated communities. Returning to the subject at hand, the Grand Wizard above would probably explain that as dark as Dora's skin is, her ideas are pure Aryan, so there's nothing wrong with having her stuff in his trailer.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:14
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The guy is shooting a cockroach with a gun while children are a few feet to the right of his target. I'm not entirely convinced he could spell "Dora the Explorer" let alone recognise her ethnicity.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:19
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darthbob88 posted:Yeah, but they're probably willing to ignore it, because she's One of the Good Ones or something. Or the child (who is still a little too young to understand that "those spics are takin' away our jobs and our Amurikkkan way of life") was whining for it in Wal-Mart while mama was trying to calculate the price per ounce of the big bag of house-brand pork rinds. It's amazing how the importance of one's principles decreases when one is trying to shut up a screaming three year old.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:21
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I'm just waiting for the other 500,000 cockroaches to come pouring out of the hole he puts in the wall.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:22
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Xposting this from the D&D pics thread: I know him as the dude who buttfucked himself with a hot banana or something on camera, but damned if I can bear even a single second of his nasal whining. Why was he banned from so many fast food establishments?
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Aug 16, 2013 16:23
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It's a pellet gun according to the caption
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Aug 16, 2013 16:25
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MooCowlian posted:The guy is shooting a cockroach with a gun while children are a few feet to the right of his target. I'm not entirely convinced he could spell "Dora the Explorer" let alone recognise her ethnicity. To be fair, it is just a BB gun. It's still incredibly stupid, but it's not like he's about to take out the side of the trailer with buckshot. Unless it hit you in the eye or something, it probably wouldn't even break skin. loving around with BB guns like that is really common in rural areas full of hicks, and it really, really shocks people who aren't from those areas. My family is from a small isolated town, and my grandfather used to keep a loaded BB gun next to his back door for keeping rabbits out of his vegetable garden. Hell, my cousin lives out there still, and her four-year-old has his own BB gun. They are viewed as toys in rural culture. Marley Wants More posted:I'm just waiting for the other 500,000 cockroaches to come pouring out of the hole he puts in the wall. That gun ain't putting a hole in the wall.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:26
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zoux posted:Xposting this from the D&D pics thread: Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis. The fact that I know that is seriously making me question the direction of my life.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:27
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Well then to save face since I apparently don't know a BB gun from an Uzi, I will pretend I meant he puts a hole in the wall by battering it with the BB gun when he misses the shot.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHYDS5UANms Everyone's two favourite vegans join up for a duet!
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Aug 16, 2013 16:37
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Good Citizen posted:Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:40
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Good Citizen posted:Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis. Now we know why he doesn't believe in a caring and loving God I suppose. I too would like to know why he's been banned from restaurants without having to listen to him explain. Anyone have enough tolerance for insufferable people, or sufficient ear wax build up to find out?
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Aug 16, 2013 16:43
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Zack_Gochuck posted:To be fair, it is just a BB gun. It's still incredibly stupid, but it's not like he's about to take out the side of the trailer with buckshot. Unless it hit you in the eye or something, it probably wouldn't even break skin. loving around with BB guns like that is really common in rural areas full of hicks, and it really, really shocks people who aren't from those areas. My family is from a small isolated town, and my grandfather used to keep a loaded BB gun next to his back door for keeping rabbits out of his vegetable garden. Hell, my cousin lives out there still, and her four-year-old has his own BB gun. They are viewed as toys in rural culture. Yeah, when I was growing up kids just shot each other with BB guns while playing instead of using Nerf or paintball guns. It'll sting for a few seconds, but that's about it. We took care to never aim near someone's face, but I'm still amazed no one ever lost an eye. It's just something that's a part of life in really rural areas in the US. Little Rural Timmy gets a BB gun for his 4th or 5th birthday, spends a couple of years shooting birds/rabbits/his friends; around the age of 7 he's moving up to target practice and pest control with real but small-caliber rifles; and then by the time he's 9 or 10 he's carrying a .308 or SKS and is out hunting deer and hogs with his dad on the weekends.
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Ok I took one for the team and it was really bad, like watching this guy's videos makes me angry. Anyway the McD's one apparently they were out of ketchup and he made a big old neckbeard scene and he was actually in no way banned and just left of his own accord. That's all I can stand to watch sorry.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:47
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I think the woman is just shielding their eyes from the possibly ricocheting pellet rather than cowering in fear.
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Good Citizen posted:Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis.
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Good Citizen posted:Actually he was pouring boiling oil over his micropenis. Hed did both. Also, there are places where bb guns aren't considered toys?  E: drat, beaten.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:53
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Kung Food posted:He did both. The guy can't help being trolled into doing weird sexual poo poo on camera because he thinks it's for a woman who's interested in him. Isn't he an MRA too?
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Terminal Entropy posted:Isn't he an MRA too? He's a walking breathing stereotype of the Euphoric Redditor made flesh, down to the neckbeard and literal micropenis. Like dude doesn't just have a really small dick he has a medical micropenis.
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unpacked robinhood posted:It's a pellet gun according to the caption He needs one of these bastards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GW4R7TxLBs&feature=youtu.be&t=21s
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Aug 16, 2013 17:17
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This is hilarious. In open-world games like Sleeping Dogs or Saints Row, I make it a point to dress the protagonist in the wackiest clothing I can find. I posted this photo in the Sleeping Dogs thread and it looks pretty similar, with a color pallet swap and Triad tattoos.  Edit: Not that the original image is that strange. Old guys dressing like dorks is a time-honored tradition.
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Even in the European suburban town I grew up in, quite a few kids had their own BB guns. Most of them were from working class backgrounds, though. Also, the Amazing Atheist actually looks less disgusting than I had imagined. Not that that's saying much.
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Terminal Entropy posted:Isn't he an MRA too?
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canyoneer posted:In open-world games like Sleeping Dogs or Saints Row, I make it a point to dress the protagonist in the wackiest clothing I can find. I posted this photo in the Sleeping Dogs thread and it looks pretty similar, with a color pallet swap and Triad tattoos. This looks like an episode of Jackass.
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zoux posted:Why was he banned from so many fast food establishments? buttfucked himself with a hot banana
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Stoatbringer posted:buttfucked himself with a hot banana I know I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but why did it need to be hot? That's rhetorical by the way, don't actually answer- I just showered and don't want to have to have another one. Fake edit: From reading this thread, not from banana gunge.
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Lofn posted:I know I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but why did it need to be hot? That's rhetorical by the way, don't actually answer- I just showered and don't want to have to have another one. Because it was winter time?
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Because no one wants to insert something cold up their butt—it would probably be crazy unpleasant.
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nutranurse posted:Because no one wants to insert something cold up their butt—it would probably be crazy unpleasant. A cold banana in the rear end really takes the edge off those hot summer nights.
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Aug 16, 2013 18:35
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zoux posted:A cold banana in the rear end really takes the edge off those hot summer nights. Was it at least peeled?
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Wank posted:I hate ties with short sleeve shirts more than baby-faces and fedoras.. who are they? Sipowicz? Ties and button down collars as well... oh and black suits. Who the hell wears a black suit apart from people at funerals, heads of government and wankers? Oh and people that wear full-windsor knots to work. If only I had some photos... Holy poo poo, a black suit?! Full windsor knots in the WORKPLACE?! Truly these freaks should die in a fire for their transgressions. Maybe you'd better just write up a guide for the rest of us, Dr. Fashion.
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cuntvalet posted:Was it at least peeled? It wouldn't work if it was peeled though would it. If it was frozen it would...That's enough Internet for now.
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cuntvalet posted:Was it at least peeled? I don't know how loose your butthole is but if I was trying to shove a pealed banana up there that was any bigger than a plantain I can only see the result looking kind of like banana chocolate moose.
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