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So this guy was running through the store yelling that no one would help him find some food item. It's midnight and he's got his little kid with him, and he smells like alcohol and BO. You can't see from the pic, but he's got a neckbeard. You can kinda see the bald patches on his head. He didn't get to buy that beer on the belt.  Edit: added bonus, this guy just hit on me on Facebook. I told him I left town when I got married so I don't know him from my old circle of friends, and he asked, "Oh, still married?" Uh yeah dude. He also referred to a mutual friend as "miss ___" which is hilarious. First names, learn to use them. 
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I love this one because he goes from average looking skinny guy to huge loving nerd and thinks that the latter is a big step up. It's a reverse makeover! It's like these people have never heard of moderation. You don't have to dress in a t-shirt and baseball cap if you don't want to. You can wear clothes that are different, even a little weird, but no, they all have to dress up like literal anime characters to express themselves.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:09
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Seriously, looking like a stoner is preferable to looking like an overdressed nerd. He reminds me of Otto Flick from 'Allo 'Allo.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:15
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His girlfriend is literally made from cardboard.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:24
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At least he didn't aim too high. Unfortunately, he still needs to work on his Photoshop skills.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:28
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A lot of people wear those animal hats with ears to raves and EDM events.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:34
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Boris Galerkin posted:A lot of people wear those animal hats with ears to raves and EDM events. Well, they DID say those hats are worn by children and the autistic...
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Aug 18, 2013 14:24
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Kheldragar posted:His girlfriend is literally made from cardboard. She also appears to be in her 40's.
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Aug 18, 2013 14:35
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Top button buttoner spotted!
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Aug 18, 2013 14:43
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New Leaf posted:She also appears to be in her 40's. Eh, she's just got the poor person puffy face going on, due to a rotten diet. I bet she's about his age. What gets me is the pic he used for the photoshop is the exact same pic he's using for his avatar (sans "girlfriend").
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Aug 18, 2013 14:46
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t_violet posted:Eh, she's just got the poor person puffy face going on, due to a rotten diet. I bet she's about his age. I didn't even notice that. 
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Aug 18, 2013 14:48
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Phlegmish posted:At least he didn't aim too high. Unfortunately, he still needs to work on his Photoshop skills. If you're going to photoshop, you may as well shoot for gold. 
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Aug 18, 2013 14:55
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The recent Flow festival in Finland is basically aimed directly at hipsters, so you have around 20,000 people straight out of Hellooks gathered in one place : They also chose a rather unfortunate picture of Flavor Flav to put on their website : 
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Aug 18, 2013 14:59
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Metanaut posted:The recent Flow festival in Finland is basically aimed directly at hipsters, so you have around 20,000 people straight out of Hellooks gathered in one place : He looks like Princess Bride era Cary Elwes.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:02
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Hellooks alone would provide content for about a dozen of these threads: Fashion.  FASHION.  FASHION!  Is this why people think we're all crazy?
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Aug 18, 2013 17:15
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single-mode fiber posted:Well, they DID say those hats are worn by children and the autistic... Now that you mention it, I can see MDMA being quite therapeutic for spectrum-surfers.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:20
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Did an American thrift store send over a cargo container full of clothes to Finland in the 90s? What percentage of the people walking in a pedestrian area on a weekend are dressed up to be on Hel Looks?
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Aug 18, 2013 17:21
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Robohobobro posted:Is this why people think we're all crazy?  Yes.Even if in Latin America we have our own awkward(Like the beautiful greasy mullet I saw the other day), yours is special.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:32
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Nevermind.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:52
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Someone took, "if the bar aint bending, you're just pretending" literally.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:54
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The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it.
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Aug 18, 2013 19:14
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Hirayuki posted:Ah, must be when he played that creepy boarding-school kid (and brutal murderer) in that one episode of Homicide: Life on the Street. Between that, Wilfred, Sin City, and the Maniac remake, he may actually be a serial killer.
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Aug 18, 2013 19:24
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thylacine posted:Did an American thrift store send over a cargo container full of clothes to Finland in the 90s? I don't live in Helsinki, but go there pretty frequently and I've never seen these kind of people live (outside of Flow). Either I just don't pay that much attention to what other people are wearing or they are confined to some small hip areas of the city where they feed on 10 euro organic yak milk lattes. Unsurpisingly, if you visit Hellooks now, there's a lot of posts from Flow festival : 
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Aug 18, 2013 19:25
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Robohobobro posted:Hellooks alone would provide content for about a dozen of these threads: They look like those games where you fold a piece of paper in three, then have your friends each draw a third of a person. Like this.
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Aug 18, 2013 19:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kDnBJ5fbA This man is really angry about his family wanting to eat out rather than just going to McDonalds.
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Aug 18, 2013 20:09
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Macintosh posted:This guy reminds me of when I was in San Francisco and walked up to Coit Tower. It was a clear, gorgeous day and the view of the San Francisco skyline was breathtaking. While I was there though I saw a guy who looked to be in his mid to late 20's, extremely thin, with a scraggly beard playing his Nintendo DS while his parents walked around enjoying the views. The dude never got up from where he was sitting until his parents decided to leave.  He carries his Gameboy Color around with him 24/7, playing either Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon and it makes this huge, awkward rectangle sticking out from his front pocket. He even brought it to our sister's wedding. 
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Aug 18, 2013 20:10
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 The Netherlands (sorry about the lovely phone pic)
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Aug 18, 2013 20:21
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Phlegmish posted:Seriously, looking like a stoner is preferable Finally, some vindication from the PYF awkward and ugly thread.
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Aug 18, 2013 20:34
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Tumblr fashion is weird.
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Aug 18, 2013 20:57
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I think it's meant to be Ariel.
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Aug 18, 2013 20:59
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You know, up until now I always found it ridiculous that sailors used to mistake manatees for mermaids.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:00
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Even someone who could wear that costume well would look awkward as hell just wandering around the mall in it. I don't understand people.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:07
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:They look like those games where you fold a piece of paper in three, then have your friends each draw a third of a person. Like this. Exquisite Corpse! NSFW for boobs? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exquisite_corpse It was really big among the Dadaist crowds.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:28
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Robohobobro posted:Is this why people think we're all crazy? You know, back when I first heard the word being used (I think it was like 2007 or 08) I remembered thinking "Haha! I totally am a hipster!" And telling my friends and us all laughing. It didn't seem like an insult or something to deny, just a kind of funny label because we listened to a lot of indie music and tended to wear shirts with collars. Seriously, it's kinda crazy how a word can change to mean so many different things in such a short amount of time. In the 60's it was used as a put-down for white people who played jazz. And now, I suppose like all cliques, it has reached critical mass and become a cartoon of itself.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:28
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Jake, I love your music, but fingerless fishnet gloves? Really? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bncljL2qWXA
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Aug 18, 2013 21:34
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:Tumblr fashion is weird. There's no way she didn't have a moment of doubt when she drew an infinity symbol on her gut.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:37
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Tatum Girlparts posted:There's no way she didn't have a moment of doubt when she drew an infinity symbol on her gut. She just goes on forever.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:45
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This loser cracks me up any time I see this. It's just mind-blowing how absolutely pathetic he is.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:52
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Saw a few bronies in the wild last night. One had a kickin rad pony tail. Also, I could've played bingo with this group: fedora, brony poo poo, Big Bang theory shirt, grenade logo shirt, greasy as gently caress, etc. It was all there.
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LadyPictureShow posted:This loser cracks me up any time I see this. It's just mind-blowing how absolutely pathetic he is. I think iPad/Uggs guy is the true master.
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