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The shops are awesome but holy sweet southern Jesus I cannot fathom what brought on her incessant tongue flailing. I can only come to the conclusion that she took a poo poo ton if acid beforehand and thought she was an aardvark and there were ants raining from the sky.
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Darth Ronson posted:What could be worse than Miley twerking? Let The Key of Awesome demonstrate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_bwh2RYBWw  Woah, my shop was on the list!
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Aug 26, 2013 21:58
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This generation of music stars are extremely disappointing. Please replace Rihanna, Swift and Cyrus with more Katy Perry body flesh.
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Aug 26, 2013 22:00
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MVP posted:This generation of music stars are extremely disappointing. Of all things you choose Katy Perry? I hope you die.
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Aug 26, 2013 22:05
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Ever wonder why Sauron is such an rear end in a top hat?
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Aug 26, 2013 22:05
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Just think, if tongue flailing catches on teenagers may finally have something stupider than duckface for their selfies.
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Aug 26, 2013 22:11
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50 Foot Ant posted:Right about here is where Billy Ray Cyrus puts the gun in his mouth. More likely his dick in his hand.
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Aug 26, 2013 22:24
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Angela Christine posted:Just think, if tongue flailing catches on teenagers may finally have something stupider than duckface for their selfies. 
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Aug 26, 2013 22:38
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Man, someone should tell the one on the right that it surely cannot be sanitary to have her tongue on the stage like that.
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Aug 26, 2013 22:42
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Here's the first instance of the word twerk I remember in pop culture, in the form of this song (Ying Yang Twins, "Whistle While You Twurk," which was released in 2000): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJ9CC4FTYA I like to time how long it takes between my hearing a piece of slang and when old white people first know what it means and start using it. 
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Aug 26, 2013 22:56
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Angela Christine posted:Just think, if tongue flailing catches on teenagers may finally have something stupider than duckface for their selfies. It literally already has
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Aug 26, 2013 23:06
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joat mon posted:This was written for you. It mentions that the 25 year old wants to keep listening to the music that was popular when she was a teenager such as Nirvana. Curt Cobain died over 19 years ago. She would have been five or six. Hilarious video though. I only came into this thread to find out what the hell a 'twerk' was. I'm glad that I've never been cool or popular.
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Aug 26, 2013 23:07
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Empty Sandwich posted:Here's the first instance of the word twerk I remember in pop culture, in the form of this song (Ying Yang Twins, "Whistle While You Twurk," which was released in 2000): 1993.
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Aug 26, 2013 23:20
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Why is there a deliberate misspelling of fat in the corner like that? It makes no sense. Who is fat? The viewer? Is it an acronym for a rap band?
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Aug 26, 2013 23:28
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that's some impressive sleuthing. please join the goon trivia team in the spring
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Aug 26, 2013 23:40
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El Murguista posted:Why is there a deliberate misspelling of fat in the corner like that? It makes no sense. Who is fat? The viewer? Is it an acronym for a rap band? I like to imagine that the slang "PHAT" was invented because some guy* was talking about some girl* behind her back and she walked in behind him as soon as he said, "She's fat." Then he made up "PHAT" as an explanation, so that he would not hurt her feelings. (Or get his rear end kicked) *Using "some guy/girl" since it was less confusing than "someone/they" used for both parties.
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Aug 26, 2013 23:42
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The ultimate twerking instructional video is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhj7GqzdNyQ
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Aug 26, 2013 23:44
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Blast of Confetti posted:More likely his dick in his hand. Here's where that rolling stone cover needs to be inserted.
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Aug 26, 2013 23:46
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Miley Cyrus twerking is kind of like the sound of one hand clapping.
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Aug 26, 2013 23:47
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So twerking is just a crappy 'Murican rip-off of daggering?
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Aug 26, 2013 23:53
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Under which rock do you guys live that you are only now hearing of twerking. Come on. Make with the photoshops if you got 'em, otherwise get out!
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Aug 27, 2013 00:10
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Three pages later, and I'm still not quite sure what on earth this "twerk" thing is. Oh no, don't misunderstand me, I know people have linked to explanations/instructional videos, I'm just having more fun trying to guess based on what people are writing about it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 27, 2013 00:12
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So now someone links that crazy daggering video. Ok. http://vimeo.com/5936810
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Aug 27, 2013 00:12
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Probably  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDtrUarCO4k&t=32s Left right left right leftrightleftright lrlrlrlr. I'm curiously impressed. How do they do that? Why can't Miley do that? (I'm guessing there is a mass deficiency. How does somebody lose most if not all of their butt?) How can twerking unleash a fountain of curiosity?
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Aug 27, 2013 00:19
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Lava Lamp posted:So now someone links that crazy daggering video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0
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Aug 27, 2013 00:30
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Malevolent Toilet posted:Probably Practice + muscle memory mostly. The thing is, if you're regularly dancing like that, those muscles are going to become more...pronounced. If you're Miley Cyrus...yeah. Palpatine MD posted:You posted the wrong Major Lazer video Yeah I'm surprised this didn't come up sooner. 1st AD fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 00:35
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Technocrat posted:Three pages later, and I'm still not quite sure what on earth this "twerk" thing is. Twerking is a dance move wherein the twerker stands in front of the twerkee, bends over, and rhythmically grinds and bounces his or her rear end against the twerkee's crotch. Ok folks? Now can we stop bragging about how white and out-of-touch we are and get back to sweet shops?
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Aug 27, 2013 00:41
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1st AD posted:Practice + muscle memory mostly. The thing is, if you're regularly dancing like that, those muscles are going to become more...pronounced. If you're Miley Cyrus...yeah. Surprised Express Yourself hasn't gotten linked yet either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaL7WL-onI
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Aug 27, 2013 00:45
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It will be funny seeing uninformed parents' reactions to daggering if it ever hits the States. Usually the discovery of what a term means causes panic. However parents will probably be relieved when they realize their kids aren't having literal knife fights.
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Aug 27, 2013 00:48
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I recommend as a cleaning mechanism to use a bunker buster on the Barclays Center is order to rid it of any foul material. Of course this will likely destroy the arena and travel to Flatbush Ave. but this disease must be contained at all costs. Additional bombs leveling the borough will probably be necessary to ensure a quick death of diseased areas.
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Aug 27, 2013 01:06
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El Murguista posted:It will be funny seeing uninformed parents' reactions to daggering if it ever hits the States. Usually the discovery of what a term means causes panic. However parents will probably be relieved when they realize their kids aren't having literal knife fights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTOmr9LAACk This is pretty close.
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Aug 27, 2013 01:17
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Will Smith is making the "you just ate rear end" face! El Murguista posted:It will be funny seeing uninformed parents' reactions to daggering if it ever hits the States. Usually the discovery of what a term means causes panic. However parents will probably be relieved when they realize their kids aren't having literal knife fights. They'll be relieved when they realize their kids are having DICK fights though? CHRISTS FOR SALE fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 01:43
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Malevolent Toilet posted:Probably It's pure Newtonian physics. 
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Aug 27, 2013 02:04
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Captain Backslap posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTOmr9LAACk What a great video I laughed when the old person didn't under stand the thing and then the old person figured it out and then the old person said it was stupid I'm laughing just remembering haha that's a class act.
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Simply the best 
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Malevolent Toilet posted:How can twerking unleash a fountain of curiosity? When it's Tubgirl.
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I thought the beetlejuice thing was a shop entirely until I saw subsequent shops. This guy was actually wearing a black and white striped jacket and pants? That is acceptable?
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