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Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

That looks like some dude's disgusting pet project that he pitched to Nabisco

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

More https://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Somewhere, a low carb thread goon's fruity and pungent breath quivers as he sweats a sickly acetone odor:

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Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Doubled-Down Double-Down is a pretty catchy name, though, so it gets a pass

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Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

SheepNameKiller posted:

Honey mustard and BBQ are definitely the most popular where I live.

Yeah, here too. Ranch happens, but mostly either with buffalo chicken specifically, or else with people who put ranch on everything.

Ketchup on chicken fingers? That's something I've only seen with little kids where chicken fingers are the only meat they eat and ketchup the only condiment.

But you know what, Germany? We'll have the last laugh:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 19:03

D C: Jun 20, 2004; 1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I was trying to remember the name of the nickelodeon slime green sauce ("Cajun Kick-rear end") and in doing so rediscovered thisiswhyyourefat.com

Sweet Jesus' amputated diabetic foot.

They didnt even open it right!

# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:33

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

D C posted:

They didnt even open it right!

When your fingers are unbearably fat and greasy that little tab may as well be a pair of running shoes.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:38

Bondematt: Jan 26, 2007; Not too stupid

D C posted:

They didnt even open it right!

Ha, like they were ever planning to reseal it.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:48

Dead Cow: Nov 4, 2009; Passion makes the world go round.
Love just makes it a safer place.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

More https://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Yay it's back! This site was down for a long time.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:54

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I was trying to remember the name of the nickelodeon slime green sauce ("Cajun Kick-rear end") and in doing so rediscovered thisiswhyyourefat.com

Sweet Jesus' amputated diabetic foot.

A variation on the same theme:

E: Just found this in the same folder for some reason:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 20:57

Antifa Spacemarine: Jan 11, 2011; Tzeentch can suck it.

For a while you could get this at Chilis if you were inclined. It is a cake that has been hollowed out and filled with Oreo cream filling.

Edit: On closer inspection it looks like this one is filled with ice cream. I can swear to the fact that when I asked about it the waitress claimed it was filled with that diabetes cream.

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RagingBoner: Jan 10, 2006; Real Wood Pencil

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

For a while you could get this at Chilis if you were inclined. It is a cake that has been hollowed out and filled with Oreo cream filling.

i.e. shortening (fat) whipped with powdered sugar. Mmm mmm!

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Probably fake, but I'm more upset they didn't go with "anal."

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SheepNameKiller: Jun 19, 2004

DrBouvenstein posted:

Probably fake, but I'm more upset they didn't go with "anal."

Definitely seems fake, I'm really racking my brain to figure out what the opposite of oral is supposed to be or who would be stupid enough to write that question.

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boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

"Written"

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edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

^^^ You bastard.

SheepNameKiller posted:

Definitely seems fake, I'm really racking my brain to figure out what the opposite of oral is supposed to be or who would be stupid enough to write that question.

You'll be surprised at the kind of poo poo students who don't care or are just plain dumb will write in tests. Also, I'd wager the correct answer was "written" or at least something along those lines.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 21:41

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

SheepNameKiller posted:

Definitely seems fake, I'm really racking my brain to figure out what the opposite of oral is supposed to be or who would be stupid enough to write that question.

It looks like a greeting card. So there probably is no right answer, it's just a gag.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 21:44

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

SheepNameKiller posted:

Definitely seems fake, I'm really racking my brain to figure out what the opposite of oral is supposed to be or who would be stupid enough to write that question.

The opposite of an oratory is inhaling all nearby sounds into your mouth. :eng101:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 21:44

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME: Oct 9, 2012; by Pipski

That poo poo is hell of fake because in what context would that even be asked? When would you test someone who knew what oral sex was on what the opposite of 'open' and 'over' are?? Hello??????

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DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Vaginal/Anal (sex)
Rectal (thermometer)
Written (exam)
Genital (herpes)
Suppository (pill)
Literary (tradition)
Stomach (ulcers)

How are you supposed to know which one to write down?

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Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

It's obviously "aural".

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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Vagabundo posted:

You'll be surprised at the kind of poo poo students who don't care or are just plain dumb will write in tests. Also, I'd wager the correct answer was "written" or at least something along those lines.

Seconding this. I teach history at a major university and last semester I had a student (who was failing anyway) draw a picture of Mr. Potatohead for an answer on the final. I wish I'd taken a picture.

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mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Yay, election season in Germany.

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Kanfy: Jan 9, 2012; Just gotta keep walking down that road.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

That poo poo is hell of fake because in what context would that even be asked? When would you test someone who knew what oral sex was on what the opposite of 'open' and 'over' are?? Hello??????

Adults who don't speak English as their first language? I'm pretty sure that's like, the vast majority of the world's population.

And hell, this is the era of the internet, people probably learn "oral sex" way before "hello".

# ? Sep 5, 2013 22:19

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

DrBouvenstein posted:

They have to borrow equipment like that when very obese people come in for procedures. The patients get really upset if they find out they are on the horse <whatever> because they are so big, like they need special ones for huge humans too.

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Political Whores: Feb 13, 2012

Glottis posted:

They have to borrow equipment like that when very obese people come in for procedures. The patients get really upset if they find out they are on the horse <whatever> because they are so big, like they need special ones for huge humans too.

Thin Privilege is having medical equipment built to handle your body. And being able to ride in hot air balloons.

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Chard: Aug 24, 2010

I love how they just stuck latex gloves over the hooves and now the fingers are all dangly.

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HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

A variation on the same theme:

I thought this was from the Oreos edition of How Much Is Inside? from cockeyed.com but it is not! Also, How Much is Inside Oreos is from 2002 and now I feel old.

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Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Thin Privilege is having medical equipment built to handle your body. And being able to ride in hot air balloons.

And go on Segway tours

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RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Chard posted:

I love how they just stuck latex gloves over the hooves and now the fingers are all dangly.

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# ? Sep 6, 2013 00:38

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

The Ape of Naples posted:

"Got any rubber walrus protectors?"

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ozz81 posted:

"Got any rubber walrus protectors?"

I, too, was wondering about the gloves on the hooves, and figured it's because of the dirt. A lot easier to just cover them up then to try and clean all the dirt off of them.

# ? Sep 6, 2013 01:08

Skinny King Pimp: Aug 25, 2011; Skinny Queen Wimp

Chard posted:

I love how they just stuck latex gloves over the hooves and now the fingers are all dangly.

Well see, fat people get the horse beds and horses get the people gloves so it all works out in the end.

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Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Skinny King Pimp posted:

Well see, fat people get the horse beds and horses get the people gloves so it all works out in the end.

That horse is going to be really angry when it finds out that they used human gloves because there isn't equipment designed for their hooves. Finger privilege !

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