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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Maybe there are multiple Times Square Elmos, but didn't that guy turn out to be some kind of unpleasant crazy racist?

Edit: Yeah, I guess there are lots of them. But I was thinking of this guy: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/28/nyregion/beneath-elmos-mask-a-man-with-a-disturbing-past.html?_r=1

quote:

Mr. Sandler said he has a bachelor’s degree from the University of Oregon, which the university confirmed. He later traveled to Cambodia and started a pornographic Web site called Welcome to the Rape Camp.
:catstare:

Skeleton Ape has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Sep 14, 2013

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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Steve Holt! posted:

I heard Taylor Swift is doing the soundtrack.

I really hope the unpopular celebrities to nerds take this movie over and make them hate it

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dude, a big-budget Batman and Superman movie is the culmination of everything nerds have wanted for decades. They couldn't possibly hate it any more than they already do.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Bruce Wayne enters the Batcave through his secret Wayne Manor entrance and finds Justin Bieber inside. Wayne asks Justin if he wants to join him and be Robin. Justin agrees and this leads us into a piano version of BatDance - which Justin performs in full as a serenade to the audience. As the performance ends, the camera pans to Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. He is sodomizing the corpse of Christian Bale in full Batman gear.

"You see what happens you fucks?"

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

The new X-Men movie looks awesome.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
edit: whoops i'm an idiot thanks though!!

HMS Boromir has a new favorite as of 18:16 on Sep 14, 2013

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

LingcodKilla posted:

Please please please we need the story behind this!
The story is that Elmo keepin' one eye on the street and one eye on the Gandalf.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

HMS Boromir posted:

Are requests okay in this thread? I can't seem to find this one picture of a fast food menu made out of plastic letters that was all joke items like "MIXED gently caress".

Check the stickies man

Wet Tie Affair
May 8, 2008

P-I-Z-Z-A

HMS Boromir posted:

Are requests okay in this thread? I can't seem to find this one picture of a fast food menu made out of plastic letters that was all joke items like "MIXED gently caress".

TheGayDivorce0000
Jan 21, 2004

John Big Booty posted:

I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm just a bad person.

Hey, anybody honest enough to admit that cannot be all bad.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


I know the joke here is that the dog is chasing after a hose stream and is about to tackle a kid that got caught in the crossfire, but I can't stop seeing it as a dog barking a blast of energy like some sort of anime warrior.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL



Swear to god I will never stop crying laughing at this thing for as long as I live.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Why are pot brownies five cents too expensive

loving inflation

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

scamtank posted:

Swear to god I will never stop crying laughing at this thing for as long as I live.

HELICOPTOR PIE 21 5

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.


Back story: http://www.salon.com/2013/09/10/hate_women_make_money_9_ads_and_products_that_take_sexism_to_new_lows/

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mak0rz posted:

I know the joke here is that the dog is chasing after a hose stream and is about to tackle a kid that got caught in the crossfire, but I can't stop seeing it as a dog barking a blast of energy like some sort of anime warrior.

I thought the dog had just "caught" a water balloon.

jovial_cynic
Aug 19, 2005

I thought the kid was holding a cool looking riot shield. Weird.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Did you mean to post this in the funny pictures thread?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

scamtank posted:

Swear to god I will never stop crying laughing at this thing for as long as I live.

What is the name of the webcomic/strip/whatever in your avatar? I remember reading it but cannot remember the title.

Kurvi Tasch
Oct 13, 2012

Thats von Derp for you!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

What is the name of the webcomic/strip/whatever in your avatar? I remember reading it but cannot remember the title.

That looks very much like http://www.leisuretown.com/

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.

fong posted:

Did you mean to post this in the funny pictures thread?


Indeed.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Oh, holy poo poo tables, sorry.


EDIT: Fixed

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


LingcodKilla posted:

Please please please we need the story behind this!

Turns out Sir Ian was the minister for Sir Patrick's wedding :3:


I hope I can marry someone willing to jump into a germ encrusted ball pit with me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Odelay.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Did Noah have to take 2 of every superhero on to the arc?

reni89
May 3, 2012

by angerbeet

OK someone help me out here.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


reni89 posted:

OK someone help me out here.

It's the font.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


What's the story behind this?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Stoatbringer posted:

What's the story behind this?


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Malkamar
Mar 15, 2009
MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS FULL OF SHIT


Invisible! Invisible!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Am I crazy or does this dog look like Ice-T?

Irving
Jun 21, 2003

Gaunab posted:

Am I crazy or does this dog look like Ice-T?

It's the former.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Gaunab posted:

Am I crazy or does this dog look like Ice-T?

I get where you're coming from.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Dusseldorf posted:

Did Noah have to take 2 of every superhero on to the arc?

You'd think that until you look on the right and see Pharaoh Iron Man and Lady Thor rushing in.

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

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