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TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Okay, so it's Criss Angel, Tom Green, Carrot Top, Steve-O, and Flava Flav. Please correct me if I'm mistaken.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Insensative_Asshole posted:

The second to the left is Keanu Reeves right?

Yes. The guy who other than having two arms and a head looks nothing like Keanu Reeves is in fact actually him.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

TED BUNNDY posted:

Okay, so it's Criss Angel, Tom Green, Carrot Top, Steve-O, and Flava Flav. Please correct me if I'm mistaken.

The five horses' asses of the apocalypse.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

These guys are great and I love them.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

TED BUNNDY posted:

Okay, so it's Criss Angel, Tom Green, Carrot Top, Steve-O, and Flava Flav. Please correct me if I'm mistaken.

Emo John Cena, the American Remake of Slavoj Zizek, Wendy's Girl, Steve-O, and Flava Flav. 2 out of 5 ain't bad.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Serperoth posted:

From what I know about Rakugo (which is very little), it's fast-paced wordplay, puns and rhymes and all that, which sounds pretty intriguing. Of course, it's a very :japan: thing and to my knowledge only works with Japanese, or is at best incredibly hard to translate. I remember sub groups having issue with isolated sentences of Rakugo, I don't want to imagine what doing a whole "set" of it would be like.

Performances with (fast-paced) wordplay, puns, and rhymes are a thing in most cultures where 'stage' comedy exists, and they're always nearly impossible to translate.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Normally I'm pretty good at this, but I honestly can't tell if the aspect ratio of the photo is hosed up, or the aspect ratio of his head is hosed up.

FouRPlaY
May 5, 2010

I Before E posted:

Emo John Cena, the American Remake of Slavoj Zizek, Wendy's Girl, Steve-O, and Flava Flav. 2 out of 5 ain't bad.

The Canadian Remake of Slavoj Zizek.

Tom Green is from Ottawa. :colbert:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Knormal posted:

Normally I'm pretty good at this, but I honestly can't tell if the aspect ratio of the photo is hosed up, or the aspect ratio of his head is hosed up.

I had to google the freak and yes, he's ugly both on the inside and the outside.


Tin Miss
Apr 8, 2009

Meow

Jesus Christ, the last paragraph of that article. Makes Ariel Castro almost look normal in comparison. I'm so very glad they caught him before he attempted anything, what a disgusting excuse for a human being...

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Tin Miss posted:

Jesus Christ, the last paragraph of that article. Makes Ariel Castro almost look normal in comparison. I'm so very glad they caught him before he attempted anything, what a disgusting excuse for a human being...

Makes me question where the cut off is between 'fantasy' and legimate threat is. I guess the discussions with that other guy and mentioning actual names did it more so than the rape room.

And the child porn. Definitely the child porn.

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Krispy Kareem posted:

Makes me question where the cut off is between 'fantasy' and legimate threat is. I guess the discussions with that other guy and mentioning actual names did it more so than the rape room.

And the child porn. Definitely the child porn.

I reckon the cutoff is probably the point when you can prove real life preparation.

Thank christ he insisted on dotting the I's and crossing the T's before starting though. This story could have gone completely differently if he just took to improv.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Tin Miss posted:

Jesus Christ, the last paragraph of that article. Makes Ariel Castro almost look normal in comparison. I'm so very glad they caught him before he attempted anything, what a disgusting excuse for a human being...

Jesus Christ. How the gently caress do you find a partner on the Internet to help you kidnap, kill and eat children? I can't even find a decent person to play Payday 2 with.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Ez posted:

Jesus Christ. How the gently caress do you find a partner on the Internet to help you kidnap, kill and eat children? I can't even find a decent person to play Payday 2 with.

He was looking for a horrible excuse for a human being to join him on the Internet, and you're looking for a "decent person." Only one of you seems to understand the caliber of individuals haunting the Internet...

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


It's like a bizarro League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Tin Miss
Apr 8, 2009

Meow
It's sad that Carrot Top is probably the most legitimate one out of them, seeing as he had a career without a reality TV show.

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew
Am I the only one that thinks Carrot Top looks like a Real Doll in that picture? Because it's kind of frightening. I was going to say that I don't think anyone would buy a Carrot Top Real Doll, but then I remembered what thread I'm in, and yes, someone probably would. :(

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Tin Miss posted:

It's sad that Carrot Top is probably the most legitimate one out of them, seeing as he had a career without a reality TV show.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Ez posted:

Jesus Christ. How the gently caress do you find a partner on the Internet to help you kidnap, kill and eat children? I can't even find a decent person to play Payday 2 with.

You should probably try looking for terrible child-eating cannibals who happen to be competent at Payday 2 instead, you'd have better odds!

http://rightwingotaku.wordpress.com/2013/09/06/an-answer-to-the-ingnorant-people-on-for-the-record/


This is the most awkward blog I've ever read. It's fantastic.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

KoldPT posted:

You should probably try looking for terrible child-eating cannibals who happen to be competent at Payday 2 instead, you'd have better odds!

http://rightwingotaku.wordpress.com/2013/09/06/an-answer-to-the-ingnorant-people-on-for-the-record/


This is the most awkward blog I've ever read. It's fantastic.



Conservative, Patriotic, and an Otaku.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski

Tin Miss posted:

It's sad that Carrot Top is probably the most legitimate one out of them, seeing as he had a career without a reality TV show.

Durrrrrrrrr

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

Tin Miss posted:

It's sad that Carrot Top is probably the most legitimate one out of them, seeing as he had a career without a reality TV show.
It's sad you don't know who Tom Green is.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
Greetings from thedouche

:dukedog:

Babylon Astronaut posted:

It's sad you don't know who Tom Green is.

Tom Green owns: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSYUEjtCV1Gc

SkeletonHero
Sep 7, 2010

:dehumanize:
:killing:
:dehumanize:

Tin Miss posted:

It's sad that Carrot Top is probably the most legitimate one out of them, seeing as he had a career without a reality TV show.

Remembering Public Enemy bust be harder than I thought.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull


I remember all those time I stuck a plastic cup in my oversized belly button. Oh wait, no I don't because that never happened.

:barf:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

tomstuart posted:



I remember all those time I stuck a plastic cup in my oversized belly button. Oh wait, no I don't because that never happened.

:barf:
He looks so unhappy about it. Like he somehow thought it would turn out differently.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
This just popped up on my fb



I don't wear fedoras or eat A1 so I don't know why this popped up in my news feed.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Pretty sure that's a joke.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
There should be a prophylactic fedora, but instead of having a place to store condoms or a spermicidal headband, it's just a hat that you wear.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


Yea but he was just a hype man, not exactly the brains of the operation.

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich

radiatinglines posted:

Yea but he was just a hype man, not exactly the brains of the operation.

For what it's worth, dude can play a lot of instruments.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-dumb-celebrities-who-are-way-smarter-than-you-think/

He's a ham for sure, but this redeemed him for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-TpftwTMpM

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009


It kinda makes me sad that I knew who all of these people were right away.

Tin Miss
Apr 8, 2009

Meow

Babylon Astronaut posted:

It's sad you don't know who Tom Green is.

I'm Canadian, I know who Tom Green is. And he didn't get famous until he got a stupid show on MTV, which probably took about as much effort to put on as reality TV shows.

I will admit I don't know how popular Flava Flav was back in the day, but most people nowadays would associate him with his show. Without the show he would've just faded away.

My point is that they're all D-List celebrities and Carrot Top should be their leader. It's...the D Team!

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Tom Green may be past his prime, but he won a Juno far before he had that show and was on the Comedy Network before MTV (and Rogers public access before that). He had some fame in Canada before MTV. He rose through the ranks and took a while to get there.

Not that I liked all of what Tom Green did but I think he did help pave the way for good stuff like certain aspects of Jackass, Remi Gaillard, Trigger Happy TV, etc. He's way past his prime now but he had his moments more than people would like to admit, I think.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I failed to recognize Tom in person because the image I had of him was from his Freddy Got Fingered days. Somewhat awkward as I was asked to find him. At least there were a few doe-eyed comedians around to point him out.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Can you store meat instead of sauce in the secret reservoir?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's an appropriate hat for someone who would order a nice steak and then ask for steak sauce. Why not go all the way and just eat it with ketchup? Forget it *knocks plate onto floor* eat it off the ground like the dog you are!

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Can you store meat instead of sauce in the secret reservoir?

For that they have a special kind of shoe.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Germstore posted:

It's an appropriate hat for someone who would order a nice steak and then ask for steak sauce. Why not go all the way and just eat it with ketchup? Forget it *knocks plate onto floor* eat it off the ground like the dog you are!

A little bit of steak sauce on a good steak can be delightful, but not when you smother it.

My dad puts ketchup on steak though and I want to slap him every time.

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Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Ez posted:

A little bit of steak sauce on a good steak can be delightful, but not when you smother it.

My dad puts ketchup on steak though and I want to slap him every time.

Everyone* knows you only eat steak when it's smothered in french onion dip.

* A friend from high school. I don't have any photographic evidence of such behavior though.

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