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crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

pissy smelliott posted:

Chuggo has won 3 (or it might be 4 now idk hard to tell without them in my title!!!)

I can't verify this and don't feel comfortable giving my co-sign to a poster frequently labeled a troll by other members of the community that I respect.

That said, I predicted 14 Jozy goals so my opinion is irrelevant.

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Jozy himself weighs in on his disallowed goal. No mention of Something Awful's TYK subforum scoring challenge though:

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/jozyaltidore/id/77?cc=5901

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Has Jozy scored any goals yet?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Smiley Face posted:

Has Jozy scored any goals yet?

Check the chart I posted earlier

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Jozy is going to have to score disallowed goals off the bench today.


e: maybe still injured

TasmanianX fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Sep 21, 2013

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I don't think my prediction of 9 is going to happen

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

lads, I don't think Jozy is going to get to 8 goals as I predicted

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Its a marathon, not a sprint

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
tbp, we need an updated version of the jozy goal chart

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Let's check the altimeter after today...

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
I'm going to have to run the numbers on this but I'm fairly sure Jozy is still on 0 goals and remains dogshit

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

crappledan posted:

I can't verify this and don't feel comfortable giving my co-sign to a poster frequently labeled a troll by other members of the community that I respect.

That said, I predicted 14 Jozy goals so my opinion is irrelevant.

I am no troll crappledan. Would The Finn appoint a known troll as deputy mod in his absence? QED

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

My prediction still holding strong.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
here is the updated chart

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Even a poo poo striker can get lucky from time to time and score by pure fluke. But the Arsenal incident shows that Jozy is not only shite, he is unlucky, and that is why he will score no goals this season

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Must be lonely being Jozy. I hope his scoring rate is higher with the world renowned lasses of Wearside than on the pitch.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
8 loving goals, every week my prediction reveals itself to be even more ridiculous.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I still believe in Jozy, its a long season. Staying with 12 goals.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I still believe in Jozy, its a long season. Staying with 12 goals.

It looks like the Jozy experiment is over though?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Maybe the next manager to come in when di Canio is inevitably sacked before November will get him going?? Maybe???

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Wirth1000 posted:

Maybe the next manager to come in when di Canio is inevitably sacked before November will get him going?? Maybe???

they'll get him going alright! going to whichever dutch club will cover most of his wages until May

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
lol did jozy score hahahahaha

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
£8 million lol

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Pissflaps posted:

lol did jozy score hahahahaha

Check the chart please

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

tbp posted:

Check the chart please

If i'm reading it right it seems to be saying that Jozy "dogshit" Jozy scores zero (0) goals ?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Remember when a Sunderland supporter claimed they had the best attack outside of the top 4 and now they have Jozy

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I am very upset with Jozy Altidore for failing miserably to match my prediction of three goals. I can't hear his name without shaking

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Pissflaps posted:

If i'm reading it right it seems to be saying that Jozy "dogshit" Jozy scores zero (0) goals ?

You've read it correctly

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

eight million pounds, but how much did he cost?

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006


at least he takes the field..

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.
In Jozys defence, he's playing with people who are unable to drag him bodily up to the level of a children's five a side, and for the most part he's playing against professionals. I blame his team mates who are not miracle workers and should be for the Jozy experiment to work.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Maybe Jozy should be played in defence.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Pissflaps posted:

If i'm reading it right it seems to be saying that Jozy "dogshit" Jozy scores zero (0) goals ?

It actually states he's scored 2, which is wrong.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Jozy is a virgin

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
A goal virgin.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
:qq: but jozy is the future of american soccer :qq:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I believe in Jozy.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Sauska posted:

eight million pounds, but how much did he cost?

nice.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
At least Jozy's terrible season won't impact the United States' chances of winning the World Cup

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