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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Serella posted:

Single female poster!
Havin' lots of sexxxxxxxxxx!

* # ? Sep 29, 2013 05:18
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Adbot
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:36
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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Havin' lots of sexxxxxxxxxx!

Your Honour, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of this jury

* # ? Sep 29, 2013 06:58
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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Havin' lots of sexxxxxxxxxx!

I had snu-snu. :smuggo:

* # ? Sep 29, 2013 18:01
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer

onoflalks posted:

Your Honour, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that I'm also having a hot, naked affair with the foreman of this jury

I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage, for you see, I'm dying. Cough then fall over dead.

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A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Maxwell Lord posted:

I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage, for you see, I'm dying. Cough then fall over dead.

LOUDER AND SADDER!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maxwell Lord posted:

I'm afraid I must decline your offer of marriage, for you see, I'm dying. Cough then fall over dead.

My God. He's dead :zoid:

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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Jerusalem posted:

My God. He's dead :zoid:

Don't touch my stuff when I'm gone! IT'S BOOBY TRAPPED!

* # ? Sep 30, 2013 02:43
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

My God. He's dead :zoid:

Gracias. :zoid:

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Gracias. :zoid:

Lousy gibberish!

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

Don't touch my stuff when I'm gone! IT'S BOOBY TRAPPED!

Dibs on his CD player!

* # ? Sep 30, 2013 20:35
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

Dibs on his CD player!



All credit to the goon who I forget who made this

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I DEMAND FREE MONEY!

* # ? Oct 1, 2013 00:18
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

All credit to the goon who I forget who made this

Was it this guy?

* # ? Oct 1, 2013 00:33
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

Was it this guy?

Hermes?

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Cojawfee posted:

I DEMAND FREE MONEY!

I've won the Spanish National Lottery!

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

My God. He's dead :zoid:

:checks pulse:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

Hermes?

The guy who used to bend things? :confused:

* # ? Oct 1, 2013 02:57
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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Maxwell Lord posted:

:checks pulse:

You fall asleep in a ditch at the park and suddenly people start declaring you this and that!

* # ? Oct 1, 2013 03:07
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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Serella posted:

You fall asleep in a ditch at the park and suddenly people start declaring you this and that!

Do I preach at you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? Noooooooo.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

This is ancient SA's most foolish thread.

Why does Coleman, the largest goon, not simply BAN the other five?

Perhaps they are saving that for Shark Week.

* # ? Oct 1, 2013 16:48
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

Perhaps they are saving that for Shark Week.

It will play in Peoria

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
Well, well, if it isn't my old friends...

Alter Ego posted:

Perhaps they are saving that for Shark Week.
Stretch quote...

DrBouvenstein posted:


No quote...

And...

TravBot posted:

It will play in Peoria
Idiot. :smug:

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 06:09
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Well, well, if it isn't my old friends...

Stretch quote...

No quote...

And...

Idiot. :smug:

But TravBot need quotes, for smart-making!

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


 Spare me your life story.

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 21:02
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Well, well, if it isn't my old friends...

Stretch quote...

No quote...

And...

Idiot. :smug:

Impending para un quoting...:ese:

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Hey! What tastes like quotes!

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 21:44
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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

But TravBot need quotes, for smart-making!

You call that a quote? You call that a quote? I wouldn't hit a guy over the head with that quote!

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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

TravBot posted:

But TravBot need quotes, for smart-making!

No, TravBot, brain make people smart.

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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Serella posted:

No, TravBot, brain make people smart.

Big Quote am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving thread for no rasin!

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 22:54
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Athenry posted:

Big Quote am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving thread for no rasin!

Attention Futurama Quote Thread: STOP BEING STUPID!

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

TravBot posted:

Attention Futurama Quote Thread: STOP BEING STUPID!

Chester A Lowtax?

* # ? Oct 10, 2013 03:10
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Chester A Lowtax?

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose!

* # ? Oct 10, 2013 22:45
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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

TravBot posted:

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose!

I wish, its a nickel.

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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Athenry posted:

I wish, its a nickel.

JohnDough, raise him up about nipple high.

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

JohnDough, raise him up about nipple high.
Lower...

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

JohnDough, raise him up about nipple high.

Coleman posted:

Lower...

And that's as low as limbo sticks get :smith:

* # ? Oct 13, 2013 19:04
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

And that's as low as limbo sticks get :smith:

You haven't heard the last of Barbados TravBot! Now, goodbye forever!

* # ? Oct 13, 2013 20:58
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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

You haven't heard the last of Barbados TravBot! Now, goodbye forever!

If I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Travbot.

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Adbot
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IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Sanguinia posted:

If I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to Barbados Travbot.

Get a subforum you two!

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