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That is the most metal thing I have ever seen and now I'm sad that Platinum didn't incorporate chainsaw knives into bladewolf into his dog shaped robo buddy form.
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 21:10 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:23 |
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Going back to the topic of Solid Snake and away from Octochainsaws, Snake canonically never got caught, excluding the parts where you can't not get caught. Snake is still alive--he's sneaking away from death. In a cardboard box.
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 21:27 |
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Pyroi posted:Going back to the topic of Solid Snake and away from Octochainsaws, Snake canonically never got caught, excluding the parts where you can't not get caught. Snake is still alive--he's sneaking away from death. Finally Death turned to the inferior clone. A humble man, he asked for something that would allow him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death, and so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own cardboard box.
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:02 |
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InfinityComplex posted:That is the most metal thing I have ever seen and now I'm sad that Platinum didn't incorporate chainsaw knives into bladewolf into his dog shaped robo buddy form. Youve not seen this the: http://tiny.cc/par83w
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:07 |
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serious norman posted:Youve not seen this the: http://tiny.cc/par83w You folks might want to avoid clicking the link, it links to a FBI search page with some questionable terms regarding the POTUS.
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:11 |
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Hooray, I was just thinking it had been way too long since the FBI last kicked down my front door.
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:13 |
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:Metal Gear Solid. So what you're saying is that the logical conclusion to this series is to put Snake's consciousnesses into a Metal Gear, thus creating... Metal Gear SOLID? That makes waaaaayyyyy too much ~Kojima-Sense~ for it to not happen. E- vvvvv, well then fussy pants. Are you thinking a big cyborg cardboard box lined with nanocarbon tubes and poo poo or just a really big ordinary cardboard box? I'm thinking you'd get something like the boxes from peacewalker that look like tanks or ambulances, but instead they look like buildings. That Irish Gal fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 30, 2013 |
# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:26 |
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That Irish Guy posted:So what you're saying is that the logical conclusion to this series is to put Snake's consciousnesses into a Metal Gear, thus creating... That's literally exactly what I said thank you for explaining the joke goodbye
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:28 |
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serious norman posted:Youve not seen this the: http://tiny.cc/par83w Enjoy the very latest in your lengthy history of bans and probations!
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# ? Sep 30, 2013 22:45 |
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S.J. posted:Nah, there would need to be a critical mass of Big Boss' around for that What do you think the Les Enfants Terribles project was really for?
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 02:13 |
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serious norman posted:Youve not seen this the: (FBI webpage link) That's just rude. ImpAtom posted:Snake went to live on a farm. A farm with all the near-sighted guards and cardboard boxes he could ever want. He can run and stretch and fistfight cyborg ninjas all day. In a convenience store, somewhere in the rural United States, a man sets a pack of smokes and a bottle of cheap whiskey on the counter. His hands tremble with age but he produces his wallet, already knowing he's going to be asked for ID despite the obvious already being evident. The young man behind the register, barely an adult, murmurs a 'how do you do' but the other says nothing in response. "Gonna have to ask you for ID for the alcohol, sir," the young man shrugs halfheartedly. "It's the law." But the older man already has his ID produced, and beside the disgruntled expression in his driver's license photo is the name Iriquois Pliskin. Snake takes his alcohol and smokes after paying and bids the cashier a quiet adieu.
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 02:30 |
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Snake quit smoking.
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 02:32 |
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Gologle posted:Snake quit smoking. Not for long, not in my mind. Snake will always be a smoker.
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 02:32 |
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CJacobs posted:Not for long, not in my mind. Snake will always be a smoker. He just moved to smoking ID-tagged nicotine capsules, using ID-tagged E-cigs.
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 11:45 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:He just moved to smoking ID-tagged nicotine capsules, using ID-tagged E-cigs. Proxy cigarettes, smoked by proxy lungs... (cyborg lungs)
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# ? Oct 1, 2013 16:18 |
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For all the people who were having doubts about the PC port, thinking it was forgotten and not gonna happen, Kojima recently posted something on Twitter, basically saying the game looks great so far. So, yeah, it's still happening. Penakoto fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Oct 2, 2013 |
# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:13 |
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Along with a picture with him in the Raiden Sombrero.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:15 |
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I am definitely an idiot child so that means I am definitely double-dipping on this one. This is the best game I've played in recent memory, for real.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:22 |
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If you're going to mention the sombrero you should probably link the thing.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:24 |
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And the other thing.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 19:26 |
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Don't know if anyone already posted it, but this is a pretty sweet action figure.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 19:47 |
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I'm generally the person who wants to buy stupid game related action figures but never does because I know it's a slippery slope that would end with me buying wall scrolls... BUT that Raiden figure is pretty sweet. Also, the Blade Wolf DLC update is coming sometime this week. Maybe tomorrow? I'm not entirely sure yet.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 19:57 |
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Best part is that it comes with a watermelon.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 20:05 |
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Ometeotl posted:Best part is that it comes with a watermelon. And a cardboard box.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 20:24 |
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Chip Cheezum posted:I'm generally the person who wants to buy stupid game related action figures but never does because I know it's a slippery slope that would end with me buying wall scrolls... BUT that Raiden figure is pretty sweet. Also, the Blade Wolf DLC update is coming sometime this week. Maybe tomorrow? I'm not entirely sure yet. I kinda want this on my desk now.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 22:53 |
KozmoNaut posted:And a cardboard box. It's the cutest little cardboard box I have ever seen
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:20 |
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Neurion posted:It's the cutest little cardboard box I have ever seen It's not just any box- it's a Platinum Express box! The most over-the-top shipping service available worldwide! "Why is that delivery truck blaring buttrock and driving so fast?"
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:25 |
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Buttrock is out. Buttstep is in.
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:30 |
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Stare-Out posted:Yeah, I'd never buy this stuff but... Does he get a cute little oil drum too or are you just going to have to improvise? Does it have a sombrero an serape or and of the goofy WoD weapons?
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# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:34 |
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Schwartzcough posted:Don't know if anyone already posted it, but this is a pretty sweet action figure. God dammit, now I'm going to have to buy Nerd Merch.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 02:02 |
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muike posted:Buttrock is out. Buttstep is in. Is this a thing? Can this be a thing?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 03:24 |
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Stare-Out posted:Yeah, I'd never buy this stuff but... That is brilliant, now we just need a Snake one and then Snake and Raiden can have box battles.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 03:56 |
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Stare-Out posted:I kinda want this on my desk now. You may as well keep it in a drawer or somewhere else where it won't take up desk space. I mean, nobody's going to notice it.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 03:58 |
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Neruz posted:That is brilliant, now we just need a Snake one and then Snake and Raiden can have box battles. It's not exactly a figure, but a drat good looking papercraft.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 03:58 |
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Ariong posted:You may as well keep it in a drawer or somewhere else where it won't take up desk space. I mean, nobody's going to notice it. You uh...You're not very familiar with the kinda nerdy poo poo people keep on their desks, huh?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:02 |
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Lance Streetman posted:You uh...You're not very familiar with the kinda nerdy poo poo people keep on their desks, huh? That whole joke just went right over your head didn't it?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:09 |
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Yeah Lance completely missed that one.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:10 |
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Right the gently caress over. I'm VERY burned out at the moment.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:11 |
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Hey, I might give out an exclamation once I decided to see what was under the box!
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:30 |
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If you put one of those on your desk I will only acknowledge it if you also place dark footprint spots leading up to Raiden's feet.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:32 |