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Joy won out. "...Pregnant?" I grinned. I tried to go for something happy, since all the ones I came up with that actually summed up anything well kept being some horrible situation. surc fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Sep 7, 2013 |
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Joy's fiancé solemnly retorted "No, abortion." The balance of depression has been restored 
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Sep 9, 2013 17:32
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Judas Iscaredycat posted:My life: A series of dogs. Morally Inept: A series of dogs.
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Time: The Beast You Cannot Tame.
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Sep 10, 2013 21:46
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Bug-Based Terrorists Plan New Attacks
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Sep 11, 2013 20:22
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"Voodoo penis? Voodoo penis my rear end!"
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Sep 11, 2013 22:54
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In-law's Visiting This Weekend. Shaving Crotch.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:30
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The Pacific Northwest, Kindgom of Spiders.
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Sep 14, 2013 11:22
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We raise crops in the clouds
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Sep 15, 2013 04:34
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Earphone slips. Push back. Drink again.
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Sep 16, 2013 23:05
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AnAnonymousIdiot posted:We raise crops in the clouds Pie in the sky, my friend.
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Sep 18, 2013 07:49
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As Alexandria burned, human knowledge evaporated.
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Sep 21, 2013 21:07
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"Heat signatures confirmed! We've found them!!"
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Sep 21, 2013 21:09
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Our kids finally graduated. I'm leaving.
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Sep 22, 2013 00:27
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Contract's signed; the house is ours!
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Sep 23, 2013 04:37
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Winged dolls and a bag of teeth.
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Sep 23, 2013 07:25
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"I loved you," grunted the rapist.
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Sep 23, 2013 14:51
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May I present, your new King.
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Sep 23, 2013 14:57
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Stone. Bronze. Iron. Industrial. Nuclear. Stone.
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Sep 23, 2013 15:38
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Decadent splendor of love's unrestrained brilliance.
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Sep 23, 2013 18:58
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Lust is such sweet sanguine sin.
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Oct 9, 2013 10:47
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Why do you eat your boogers?
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Oct 9, 2013 22:23
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Some evenings demand a strong cuppa.
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Oct 10, 2013 21:16
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sadomasochistic yoga whips you into shape
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Oct 11, 2013 00:35
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Julio Jones. Shane Vereen. Same Team.
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Oct 11, 2013 01:36
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Broken. Fading. Can't remember her name.
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Oct 11, 2013 17:06
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Autumnal acoustics are always an adventure.
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Oct 13, 2013 00:08
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Though tragic, friend's corpse bought time.
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Oct 14, 2013 04:21
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He always wondered: how, when, where.
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Oct 14, 2013 21:36
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The cow saw, and said "Meow".
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Oct 14, 2013 22:07
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Knackered bilge pump ruins decent shoes.
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Oct 14, 2013 22:31
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I showed mine. She showed his.
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Oct 14, 2013 23:15
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I was lonely. She, schizophrenic. Perfect.
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Oct 15, 2013 22:25
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I waited. The sun never rose.
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Oct 17, 2013 15:35
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Cold soup, stale bread, dinner abandoned.
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Oct 17, 2013 16:21
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Morning bloomed as the sun rose.
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Oct 18, 2013 00:37
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Everyone knows, but no one tells.
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Oct 19, 2013 16:19
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With one bullet, the world mourned.
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Oct 20, 2013 02:32
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How three dollars changed my life
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And Their Food Left to Rot
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