HelloIAmYourHeart posted:They also don't really do any tricks with the bars at their hips anymore, either, which is a shame because those were really cool. That dish killed itself out of despair for being used to make casserole.
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I cannot express in words how very happy I am that this thread has come back from the mostly-dead.
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I made this for the gif thread few weeks ago and might post it here as well.
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AlphaDog posted:That suspended sign with lights should be further from the bridge and slightly under the maximum height so it bangs the cab or trailer before the truck ever reaches the bridge. While it wouldn't produce quite as much comedy, it'd be a whole lot safer. "I'm okay - the sign is slightly under the maximum height!" is what 100% of drivers would think before hitting the drat bridge.
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AlphaDog posted:That's goddamned hilarious. According to the site, there are warnings all the way back for 2 blocks and the maximum height is actually 3 inches above what the sign says.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Anyway, who wants some casserole? I'm feeling more like pizza: 
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 "Guy drops lit match into sewer in China"
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Singer butchers national anthem and then poo poo gets REALLY bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQvP0SX3ls E: Does Kuuenbu count? I hope so because I really like posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo snortpocket has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Oct 20, 2013 |
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Oct 20, 2013 21:44
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snortpocket posted:Singer butchers national anthem and then poo poo gets REALLY bad: That poor woman. I think there's a good chance that was the worst day of her life. 
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MisterOblivious posted:
Holy loving poo poo 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5WTDkP9S7Y Drunk idiot uses a burning slip and slide for glory. The funniest part to me is the epilogue script about what happened afterwards.
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MisterOblivious posted:
I'm pretty sure that's an arm flying off to the left there 
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Bushmeister posted:I'm pretty sure that's an arm flying off to the left there It may just be the sleeve of his jacket.
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Gann Jerrod posted:I'm feeling more like pizza: Should have baked it on a plastic cutting board. 
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snortpocket posted:Singer butchers national anthem and then poo poo gets REALLY bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EO6HTYmZ4
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thunderspanks posted:The one and only time I will ever post a Harlem Shake video. Im surprised it didn't get worse than that, using water to put out gasoline fires is a BAD idea.
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Lonely Virgil posted:Should have baked it on a plastic cutting board. But...how..wh..why. How was thought?
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ubergnu posted:But...how..wh..why. How was thought? Not to stereotype frozen(?) pizza eaters, but drugs and/or alcohol may have been involved. So maybe not thought, perhaps.
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This is it. This is the most satisfying gif you will see today. (Linked for huge filesize)
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I'm so glad this thread is back. I love it so.
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The crane on the right is moving the massive crane-looking thing on the left (a dragline excavator) at a coal mine in Queensland. Watch the motor house of the crane on the right when it lets go. My favourite part is the way the boom for the operating crane just dissolves when it goes over vertical; while they are incredibly strong, they are only strong in one direction, and fall apart at the drop of a hat when stressed the wrong way. This is why they don't operate in high winds, and why when they are shut down for the night, they have sensors on them to automatically turn them to present the lowest profile to the wind. The operator of the crane that let go suffered minor injuries; I heard from an industry source that he broke a bone in his wrist gtfo'ing from the cab, and quite frankly I don't blame him at all, even though the safest thing would have been to stay in. Crane operator cabins are rated to survive cave-ins in underground mines, because they are often used on different equipment that goes underground. The dragline boom (big crane-y bit) had to be replaced at a cost of approximately half a million Australian dollars. Video is  for the language of the guys who are filming it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrn6ellbtpc Memento has a new favorite as of 01:34 on Oct 21, 2013 |
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That's also not really an example of schadenfreude, unless there's a backstory we weren't privy to.
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Memento1979 posted:The crane on the right is moving the massive crane-looking thing on the left (a dragline excavator) at a coal mine in Queensland. Watch the motor house of the crane on the right when it lets go. My favourite part is the way the boom for the operating crane just dissolves when it goes over vertical; while they are incredibly strong, they are only strong in one direction, and fall apart at the drop of a hat when stressed the wrong way. This is why they don't operate in high winds, and why when they are shut down for the night, they have sensors on them to automatically turn them to present the lowest profile to the wind. I wonder if that site is the one where this sign is posted: 
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Removing the wrong support is bad when you're tearing down a building. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvUT4GrsXS4
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God Of Paradise posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5WTDkP9S7Y It always amazes me in how these backyard videos of idiots sustaining sever burns the victim usually has no idea how bad their injury is. I guess burns can be a little deceptive at first as you're still up and walking but really you can be a walking dead man.
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Teabiscuit posted:It always amazes me in how these backyard videos of idiots sustaining sever burns the victim usually has no idea how bad their injury is. I think it's a mix of being highly intoxicated, adrenaline and the fact that third degree burns burn away enough nervous tissue that you apparently can't even feel the suckers.
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Yoshi Jjang posted:This is it. I've seen this happen, except they plowed into an old broken down car that was left on the side of the road. The best schadenfreude is "what the gently caress did you think was gonna happen?" schadenfreude. 
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Metal Meltdown posted:I think it's a mix of being highly intoxicated, adrenaline and the fact that third degree burns burn away enough nervous tissue that you apparently can't even feel the suckers. Yup second degree burns are the most painful, at least till the third degree ones start to grow nerves back. This belongs in this thread since its entirely my fault and involves burns. http://imgur.com/tOSYjUH http://imgur.com/WE2v969 http://imgur.com/s6Zc3cp Who would of thought gasoline was so volatile. Not like they put warnings over everything. 4ish gallons may have been a bit much. Edit. NMS for burns my bad. Darth Freddy has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Oct 21, 2013 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMPXwqTMto It's even funnier when you realize the one falling is one of the most corrupt person in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepp_Blatter
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mrg220t posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMPXwqTMto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgS0c4rZBo
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There is a road under a railroad trestle in Durham, NC where the clearance is only 11'8". Many many many road vehicles are taller than 11'8". Guess what happens next: That is beautiful. Some smart business person better have a Air Conditioner replacement sign on the other side of that bridge.
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Anyone else not a huge Jim Rome fan? Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8
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AFewBricksShy posted:Anyone else not a huge Jim Rome fan? I love that clip. I don't even know who either of those guys are, but its just so apparent that Rome is such a smarmy rear end in a top hat and totally deserves what he gets there.
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Darth Freddy posted:Yup second degree burns are the most painful, at least till the third degree ones start to grow nerves back. If we're going to discuss goon self-inflicted injuries, someone needs to dredge up the photos of "lost fingat".
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Jastiger posted:I love that clip. I don't even know who either of those guys are, but its just so apparent that Rome is such a smarmy rear end in a top hat and totally deserves what he gets there. The guest is a mediocre quarterback and Rome I guess never thought in a million years the guy would have the balls to actually come after him while the cameras were on. I like to think he learned a lesson there about being in a profession where you spend you time around huge athletic guys that can kick your rear end at the drop of a hat.
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