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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

It is Well And Good that we have such devotees of life to tell the rest of us how to live and post within this fever dream we all exist.

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Spanish Manlove posted:

Instead of instinctively reaching into your purse and pulling out your phone so you could tell weirdos on the internet about the music selection at the bar, maybe you should have absorbed your surroundings. Maybe even play mental fashion police with the clientele, or worked up the nerve and struck up a conversation with the hot [appropriate gender pronoun] sitting a few stools down from you. But what do I know? I'm just a moderately retarded dude.

Oh, that's what I would usually do, no doubt... the fashion radar is always on, at least. And there weren't any head-turners in the bar, one way or another.

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Crow jane and I are in the same neighborhood so I don't mind the bar talk
You need to try the Greenway martini at Donna's. Sage spirits with thyme simple syrup and fresh lemon juice. Amazing.
vvvv That sounds amazing. vvvv

Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 23:41 on Oct 27, 2013

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed
I had a really good cocktail at Northwood in toronto on friday. Earl grey infused rye with heavy cream and ice.

anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Crow Jane posted:

I know it's super lame to be upset by celebrities passing, but goddamn. I thought Lou Reed would outlive us all : (

This sucks to wake up to. A friend and I used to always put on some Velvet Underground or his solo work while pre-drinking for parties. Guess we'll do the same this evening before seeing Sleep.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

No matter what sexual orientation you are, when a hot babe says touch a titty, you touch a titty.

Whose titty did she tell you to touch?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I mourned in the traditional 21st century customs of my people. I posted on facebook about it.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Crow Jane posted:

Oh, that's what I would usually do, no doubt... the fashion radar is always on, at least. And there weren't any head-turners in the bar, one way or another.


If you enjoy posting about inconsequential bullshit in your life that only serves to inflate your ego because of validation from strangers on the internet may I suggest the What Are You Wearing Today (WAYWT) thread in the You Look Like poo poo (YLLS) subforum? I feel you would love that thread.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

If you enjoy posting about inconsequential bullshit in your life that only serves to inflate your ego because of validation from strangers on the internet

I think that should be "As".

mastershitter
Aug 10, 2013

by Lowtax

tehloki posted:

I had a really good cocktail at Northwood in toronto on friday. Earl grey infused rye with heavy cream and ice.

you are a huge fag and that is a lovely drink

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

mastershitter posted:

you are a huge fag and that is a lovely drink

Hey I don't follow you around to your other pink threads and slap the frogs out of your mouth. Keep this feud in the 'YAD, buster.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Why is /b/ posting here so much now.
When will the leave. Will they be gone if I go for a latte and come back.

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

tehloki posted:

Hey I don't follow you around to your other pink threads and slap the frogs out of your mouth. Keep this feud in the 'YAD, buster.

quote:

PROBATION 03/14/13 08:52pm tehloki Holy poo poo the FYADs are among us! Battle stations! Ready the troops! Lose the dead weight! To that end, User loses posting privileges for 1 day. Dr Snofeld Debbie Metallica

lol you have cared for seven plus months

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My favourite movie with William Shatner in it is now Corman's "I Hate Your Guts". It's a good movie anyway.

mastershitter
Aug 10, 2013

by Lowtax

tehloki posted:

Hey I don't follow you around to your other pink threads and slap the frogs out of your mouth. Keep this feud in the 'YAD, buster.

you are still a massive fag and if I meet you we will gently caress (aggressively)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012
There are new rules, and they appear to be just fine. Hooray for everyone I think!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
What was wrong with the old rules
Is there something I was supposed to be deeply upset about in terms of the state of the post your favorite forum.

woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012
I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Those rules seem good to me.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The new rules have been around for hours now. Has anyone got in trouble for breaking all four simultaneously yet?

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

cheerfullydrab posted:

The new rules have been around for hours now. Has anyone got in trouble for breaking all four simultaneously yet?

Derails consisting of pornographic memes embedded in spoilers?

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

A Memorable Name posted:

Derails consisting of pornographic memes embedded in spoilers?

Sounds doable.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I made the mistake of learning a Xhosa song and now I can't stop singing it to myself. Here it is being sung by a white-rear end Belgian dude (just because it is a good recording):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOFPnYRYzY

And here is half-Xhosa South African comedian Trevor Noah wowing Stephen Fry with it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEiWB2aM9Y

I love Trevor Noah. Have some more of him making fun of South Africa's president, Jacob Zuma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q12H1dpOwdE

Igqirha lendlela nguqongqothwane...

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

A Memorable Name posted:

Derails consisting of pornographic memes embedded in spoilers?

StandardVC10 posted:

Sounds doable.

:nws: :nws:

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed
Hey cool, image tags in spoiler tags actually work properly in awful app now. Rejoice

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
Hey Backyard, I have no opinion on the namechange but you still show up as BB on the main forum index

also this is me IRL: :geno:

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
That's the thing about namechanges.
Food network thread in tviv is still losted as being started by I Ozma Myself, way outta vogue

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
I'm glad that this iteration of the PYF Bans thread is on time out because complaining about how unfunny something is after a while is suprisingly very unfunny after a while!

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 693 days!)

A Memorable Name posted:

I'm glad that this iteration of the PYF Bans thread is on time out because complaining about how unfunny something is after a while is suprisingly very unfunny after a while!

I remember when I was 12 and I thought the height of comedy was being an abrasive unloveable shitlord but then I turned 13.

I wish I was some kind of inhuman shitstain that thinks being cruel to a victim of sexual assault over the internet is pure comedy humor gold funny jokes so that I could finally be accepted into the hallowed internet comedy institution of funniest posters this side of r/funny but alas and also alack I'm just a humorless SJW sperg autist incapable of mirth so woe is me.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

I remember when I was 12 and I thought the height of comedy was being an abrasive unloveable shitlord but then I turned 13.

I wish I was some kind of inhuman shitstain that thinks being cruel to a victim of sexual assault over the internet is pure comedy humor gold funny jokes so that I could finally be accepted into the hallowed internet comedy institution of funniest posters this side of r/funny but alas and also alack I'm just a humorless SJW sperg autist incapable of mirth so woe is me.

Uggggghhhhh dude you are part of the problem. The thread where we post our favorite bans and or probations is not an appropriate place for in depth discussion of the trolling a possible rape victim on the internet that happened SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

e: Nevermind, have fun having a horribly shameful meltdown in FYAD I guess

Hustle Hound has a new favorite as of 23:18 on Oct 29, 2013

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
Yeah, sorry about that in the bans thread. I've been waiting for a phone call all day and started effortposting in boredom. Which isn't really an excuse.

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

A Memorable Name posted:

Uggggghhhhh dude you are part of the problem. The thread where we post our favorite bans and or probations is not an appropriate place for in depth discussion of the trolling a possible rape victim on the internet that happened SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

e: Nevermind, have fun having a horribly shameful meltdown in FYAD I guess

It's post you favorite probation, not post your favorite recent probation.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
It's not that you can't win this argument, but you can't win it this way.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Strict Picnic posted:

It's post you favorite probation, not post your favorite recent probation.

The point is, people on these comedy forums are not equipped to have super serious discussions about making light of possibly maybe rape on the internet, and I am not equipped to make these effortposts about this poo poo. Effort posts about the internet are my least favorite whatever.

Hustle Hound has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Oct 29, 2013

Strict Picnic
Feb 10, 2013

by Ralp

A Memorable Name posted:

The point is, people on these comedy forums are not equipped to have super serious discussions about making light of possibly maybe rape on the internet, and I am not equipped to make these effortposts about this poo poo. Effort posts about the internet are my least favorite whatever.

What's with all the care posts about people caring too much? You just need to relax, go with it, feel the humours, Carebear.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My cat is no longer mad at me since I went out of town for the weekend

Also what the gently caress is going on

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

My cat is no longer mad at me since I went out of town for the weekend

Also what the gently caress is going on

PYF is still invading itself. Care is flying all over the place. Send help

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

A Memorable Name posted:

PYF is still invading itself. Care is flying all over the place. Send help

This is Stalin McHitler's fault.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

A Memorable Name posted:

PYF is still invading itself. Care is flying all over the place. Send help

Well, my cat was really angry with me because I left her for the weekend. She wouldnt hang out with me at all. Wouldnt even look at me. But now were okay

I feel like there are retarded internet bullets flying around in internet trenches and I am just sitting here posting about cattes

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think that's a fairly common defense mechanism.

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lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

That's okay. There are clear parallels in your cat's relationship with you and PYF's relationship with itself.

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