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Sean_Miller posted:This was so hot i was fired from my job literally 5mins ago because I couldn't contain myself and had to run into the bathroom and masturbate which has no stall walls or doors because everyone kept writing racist and homophobic poo poo all over them so the boss told us to take down the walls. What kind of prudish place is it where you can't just masturbate at your desk?
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Stoatbringer posted:What kind of prudish place is it where you can't just masturbate at your desk?
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Stoatbringer posted:What kind of prudish place is it where you can't just masturbate at your desk? I'm a judge - some of my moron colleagues can't manage it without drawing attention to themselves and have been publicly humiliated. loving society - amirite? So anyway, I don't.
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:The DMV? You have to take a number and wait for them to stop.
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This is in a shop window on my way to work. A form of prostitution? Edit: Tables 
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Pardon me, but you posted it upside down. Fathis Munk posted:Truly alarming, it's almost as if people enjoyed cocks and sex in older times 
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Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks.
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. e: Or a medical variant of those German simulation games.
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That proctology game looks boring, but I'll definitely buy that accessory once The Human Centipede game comes out.
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. 
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. The bundled games are always poo poo.
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skander posted:That looks like the future of prostate exams. Sim Kancho
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Ozz81 posted:Sim Kancho That's what Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is, actually!
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. "rear end-fisting your optometrist" is an oddly-specific fetish for the erotic-video-game industry to cater towards.
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Finally, a console peripheral we can get behind.
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. New QWAP looking good
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. I used to work for a company that made simulators similar to this. There was one that was just a monitor attached to a cube with the teeniest little willy you got to stick tubes up.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Archer is funnier than Bob's Burgers which is funnier than Venture Bros. Coach McGuirk will never not be funny. Also, my content is wildly inaccurate; I am a great speller. 
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Here comes a special boy!  Huuuuuuuugs!  As Jesus said, "Suffer the little children to escape from their moms, so that I may park them in my chair until after the speech is done." 
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. How long until that's modified for interactive porn? Or better yet, Skype sex?
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Captain Trips posted:How long until that's modified for interactive porn? Modified?
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Trig Discipline posted:Modified? "Doctor, that is not your hand, you failed the exercise." Then you get a game over screen.
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. Better one or better two?
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Soulex posted:"Doctor, that is not your hand, you failed the exercise." Losing never felt so good!
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The Smáralind shopping centre in Reykjavik 
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David Pratt posted:The Smáralind shopping centre in Reykjavik Sometimes a building is just a building, Sigmund.
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particle409 posted:Take a deep breath and relax, the future of gaming is here, folks. There are people whose job it is to work for medical schools and let all the students practice on them. The guys who are practice proctology patients are always the weirdest. I'd rather use a machine.
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Ariza posted:There are people whose job it is to work for medical schools and let all the students practice on them. The guys who are practice proctology patients are always the weirdest. I'd rather use a machine. How do they word the job description when they advertise the position? I bet this falls within the 'other duties as required' clause.
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spog posted:How do they word the job description when they advertise the position? They post ads on Craigslist with M4M deep butt stuff and have a whole mess of very disappointed dudes in the waiting room. They call it Catfisting.
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Physicians recommend annual prostate exams at 40 and beyond  I don't want a medicalmans fingers in my butt every year
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David Pratt posted:The Smáralind shopping centre in Reykjavik You must have a very unfortunate penis if you think this looks like a dick.
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