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Dalax
Oct 27, 2007

Johnny Longtorso posted:

Awkward band members? How about the sax/woodwind player for Supertramp?


(Pictured center; Suspenders and Cardigan on the left aren't helping the band's image any.)


But really, nobody looks cool playing a clarinet.


Eventually, he got a haircut and went from looking like the guidance counselor from Freaks & Geeks wearing your grandmother's reading glasses to looking like the vice president of a bank (with no conception of personal space).

While we are on musicians I recently discovered the first music video that Journey did and it falls bang into awkward territory. Witness the majesty that is Seperate Ways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Tune kicks rear end mind.

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DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

appropriatemetaphor posted:

At least it's not your grandma selling Big Bang Theory but telling you how you're exactly like Sheldon; then you watch it and he's like some sperg-mo-tron.

Have you considered that you might be a great big sperg-mo-tron? :v:

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Dalax posted:

While we are on musicians I recently discovered the first music video that Journey did and it falls bang into awkward territory. Witness the majesty that is Seperate Ways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Tune kicks rear end mind.

The 80s were so loving cool

I was born in 88 so I guess I can't really say for certain but looking through a big ol' rose-colored magnifying glass with some vaseline smeared on it, the 80s looked cool as poo poo.

Toxsyl
Sep 23, 2012

Somewhere along the line Jill lost a chromosome.


But she kept dat ass.
More of those creepy people on an anime forum discussing if masturbating to loli porn is wrong or not. Best part, there is a vote.

:nws:http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=7516:nms:

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

It's because she's a fat hot BABE who wears WHAT SHE WANTS, shut up you FATSHAMER!



I do what I want with my body!


Who's first for a BJ?


Also, this is her boyfriend. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT???


Here's her website... each post is a goldmine, I cannot choose just a few photos to share with you people.

Apart from the dimple piercings and the skirt looking like it's made from her grandmother's couch, this lady doesn't look that bad to me. She is at least clean and her clothes are definitely chosen in light of her body type/weight, although I don't really know much about her personality. Definitely not in the same realm as people trying to have a debate over whether getting off to child porn is anything other than creepy and illegal.

Wearing a skirt up that high is usually to prevent you from having a muffin top over the skirt and allows you to get away with a skirt that would be too small if you wore it around your waist.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scarf posted:

Going back to the band photos from a few pages ago...


Here's the Atlanta Rhythm Section. Let's play "find the bassist."



Paul is a really awesome guy and an amazing bassist... but god drat does he look out of place with the rest of those guys.



While we're talking about awkward band photos, here's the band Sherbet on their album Howzat.

Eponymouse
Nov 2, 2013

Beneath the skin, we are already one.

Dalax posted:

While we are on musicians I recently discovered the first music video that Journey did and it falls bang into awkward territory. Witness the majesty that is Seperate Ways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

Tune kicks rear end mind.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The air instruments at the start (especially Jonathan Cain playing his air-synthesizer) crack me up every time.

Journey never did learn to make a decent video, mind you.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

While we're talking about awkward band photos, here's the band Sherbet on their album Howzat.


At some point, you cross the line from being homoerotic into being gay porn in all but name. This is three miles past that line.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ten Becquerels posted:

Apart from the dimple piercings and the skirt looking like it's made from her grandmother's couch [...]
Wearing a skirt up that high is usually to prevent you from having a muffin top over the skirt and allows you to get away with a skirt that would be too small if you wore it around your waist.

When does it starts being an obvious attempt at creating a personality that's something different than "that one fatty" ?

You missed the giant tattoo on her chest, it's probably something deep. Poor girl is probably 25 and yet she looks 40, she probably already has cats.

this is loving retarded and cool btw
VVV

unpacked robinhood has a new favorite as of 03:15 on Dec 12, 2013

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Wrestlepig has a new favorite as of 03:23 on Dec 12, 2013

Planet Piss
Dec 18, 2006

hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

This one owns

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


The era of the shiny-suit rappers was an interesting time in music.

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

Ten Becquerels posted:

Apart from the dimple piercings and the skirt looking like it's made from her grandmother's couch, this lady doesn't look that bad to me. She is at least clean and her clothes are definitely chosen in light of her body type/weight, although I don't really know much about her personality. Definitely not in the same realm as people trying to have a debate over whether getting off to child porn is anything other than creepy and illegal.

Wearing a skirt up that high is usually to prevent you from having a muffin top over the skirt and allows you to get away with a skirt that would be too small if you wore it around your waist.

I wear my skirts fairly high if they're long because I have short legs and it's easier than hemming them. I don't tuck my shirts into them, though. I agree, on the grand scheme of things, she's not that bad. She looks like she takes regular showers and her clothing is neat.

However, I do present you this:



I mean, which one is her boob and which one is her armpit fat?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

bitchymcjones posted:



I mean, which one is her boob and which one is her armpit fat

I'm thinking the situation has ended up something like this.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Ten Becquerels posted:

Apart from the dimple piercings and the skirt looking like it's made from her grandmother's couch, this lady doesn't look that bad to me. She is at least clean and her clothes are definitely chosen in light of her body type/weight

Time for some thicker lenses.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Ten Becquerels posted:

Apart from the dimple piercings and the skirt looking like it's made from her grandmother's couch, this lady doesn't look that bad to me.

She looks like a lunch lady, and if that your thing. It's cool.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bitchymcjones posted:

I mean, which one is her boob and which one is her armpit fat?

This is one of those questions man was never meant to answer.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

quote:



I think I'm more bothered by the way she clasps her hands in front of her like that. I mean, really? Who does that?

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

That's swell diddly super duper y'all!


It might just be the because of Tim & Eric being mentioned earlier but I honestly thought this lady was one of them dressed up as a weird character.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



If she cares that much about her appearance she should just lose weight. That's going to have a bigger effect than all of her gimmicky personality-replacing retro outfits put together.

Shadowgate
May 6, 2007

Soiled Meat

jodai posted:

It might just be the because of Tim & Eric being mentioned earlier but I honestly thought this lady was one of them dressed up as a weird character.

I can see why you would think that, she looks ridiculous enough to be Jan:

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

If she cares that much about her appearance she should just lose weight. That's going to have a bigger effect than all of her gimmicky personality-replacing retro outfits put together.

This is what I don't get. It can't as hard to lose weight as it is to dress up like an idiot and cut your hair all weird and get a bunch of stupid piercings.

E: God she just looks badder than bad. How could anyone ever look that hosed? I mean god drat she just looks so loving lovely. Her smile is worse than what any guy in drag could ever summon and yet it is the way she chooses to present herself.

Miltank has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Dec 12, 2013

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol



Missy Elliot was the poo poo. She had a video I swear to god was Mega Man themed. I miss 9th grade rap.

Ockhams Crowbar
May 7, 2007
Always the simplest solution.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

While we're talking about awkward band photos, here's the band Sherbet on their album Howzat.


Huh, I was about to say that I could totally one up that, but the cover of We're An American Band isn't quite as horrific now as it was twenty years ago stumbling upon it in my father's record collection.



Still awkward and hairy and about as seventies as gently caress.

Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles

Phlegmish posted:

If she cares that much about her appearance she should just lose weight. That's going to have a bigger effect than all of her gimmicky personality-replacing retro outfits put together.

I always found this fascinating as well, especially with the recent rise of fatty fashionistas (fattynistas?). I once read something that said "the best outfit you can invest in is a fit body" and nothing is truer than that. It's definitely a diversion and an effort to make yourself seem more unique than you really are. Same goes for fat dudes' affinities for fedoras. It's like buying new rims and a paint job for a car with a failing engine.

These are the same people who only want to find a partner to like them for "what's inside" instead of superficial stuff like looks. That is until they start losing weight and banging more attractive people themselves.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Sockser posted:

The 80s were so loving cool

I was born in 88 so I guess I can't really say for certain but looking through a big ol' rose-colored magnifying glass with some vaseline smeared on it, the 80s looked cool as poo poo.

They weren't that cool (loving Reagan) but it was a good time to be in your 20s, because cheap rent, cheap drugs, and great live music shows. :corsair:

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Missy Elliot was the poo poo. She had a video I swear to god was Mega Man themed. I miss 9th grade rap.

She's got swag.

Orunitier
Dec 5, 2010

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Missy Elliot was the poo poo. She had a video I swear to god was Mega Man themed. I miss 9th grade rap.

Missy Elliott, Busta Rhymes, and Ludacris had great videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UvBX3REqSY

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Ten Becquerels posted:

her clothes are definitely chosen in light of her body type/weight,

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Miltank posted:

This is what I don't get. It can't as hard to lose weight as it is to dress up like an idiot and cut your hair all weird and get a bunch of stupid piercings.


Actually, losing a significant amount of weight is substantially harder than buying some new clothes and getting a couple piercings. :v:

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic

unpacked robinhood posted:

When does it starts being an obvious attempt at creating a personality that's something different than "that one fatty" ?

You missed the giant tattoo on her chest, it's probably something deep. Poor girl is probably 25 and yet she looks 40, she probably already has cats.


I did notice the tattoo, but being at uni and knowing tons of people with tattoos of all shapes and sizes, and because it's mostly covered, it didn't really bother me. I wouldn't spite someone for having a tattoo on their chest just because they're fat. They may be trying to overcome self-esteem issues by seeking affirmation from other people, I don't know. She's a bit awkward, but I wouldn't say she's particularly ugly or gross.

I'm not saying she's perfectly normal but I don't don't think she belongs in a thread alongside paedophiles and people who clearly haven't shaved or brushed their teeth in a week.

Ten Becquerels has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Dec 12, 2013

Sharks Below
May 23, 2011

ty hc <3
Yeah agree, holy poo poo it's hard :( Worth it, but it's really hard. I did the same thing as she did for awhile, tried to be a sassy fatty but it just wasn't workin' for me but in no way do I feel that I took the easy way out by shedding 23kg.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

DStecks posted:

Actually, losing a significant amount of weight is substantially harder than buying some new clothes and getting a couple piercings. :v:

True. I guess I meant in an effort vs effect way.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Holy poo poo hahaha. Whoever said she looks like a Tim and Eric character was bang on.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Maggie Fletcher posted:

It's like a slightly less-hosed-up Heidi Knabe (Knapf? The one who got lambasted by the FA community for getting gastric bypass). Everything is "fat power!" and "look at this useless overpriced plastic junk I'm obsessing over!" and "OMG I'm so quirky!" What is up with these thirtysomething women dressing like little girls and buying kitschy junk that a seven-year-old wouldn't touch? Her house looks like a yard sale from the 70s went there and died.

I had to look her up, hadn't I.

Recent post:


:nms:I remember tying my Barbies up and having Ken spank them…I've been kinky for a very long time! Prior to having partners I would spank, wrap rope around, and drip hot wax on myself during masturbation. Not always but often. My main masturbation fodder as a teen was Anne Rice’s Beauty series. Which might say more about my poor literary taste than my sexual interests!:nms:

Thanks for sharing that with the world!

Tragic Otter
Aug 3, 2000


FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010



It's time for a game of Butt or Gunt!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's nearly impossible to tell whether that's the front or the backside. That might be a sign you're wearing your pants a little too high.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
It takes a while to lose a lot of weight, and you have to wear clothes while you're doing it, but I think the explosion of unattractive people with terrible fashion sense making blogs to show off their hideous outfits needs to stop. Fats, thins, averages, nobody cares about your pastel hair and your smelly thrifted wardrobes.

And yet people make actual money from this. This chick is just that chick minus eighty-odd pounds, plus a husband and baby. So quirky! she thinks, when actually she looks like someone who'd have gum thrown at her in middle school. But advertisers pay to be on her inane blog, so people like Lunch Lady Chic above are inspired to broadcast their fupa showcases.

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