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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

MeccaPrime posted:

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Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

CharlestonJew posted:

I wanted to see what you had originally planned for this, but I'm ok with the ending we've got now.

Here are some rooms of the house that were never explored:

Dining room:

Kitchen:

(note the PISS ON EVERYTHING filler text, as I assumed that would be the first action in every room)

Also :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:10

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Restart, and ignore any commands involving summoning or otherwise bringing Satan into this. We need some batshit insanity that can stand on it's own.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:10

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:10

InFlames235: Jan 13, 2004; LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

I wonder if a good story outcome could have ever been achieved on this forum? Something where bob doesn't die a horrible death or go crazy.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:11

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

~~Yeah before this pops along to the goldmine I'd love to hear about anything you had planned that we invariably sped/pissed/shot/shat right past,~~ or if you had nothing other than the family members and "lets see where these ~~horrible degenerates~~goons take us."

Goddamn great by the way :golfclap:

E:FB bigtime

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:11

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:12

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:13

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Thanks for making these Atma.

Gave me an idea for my own CYOA that I might post a week or two from now. Nobody read it it will suck.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:15

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

InFlames235 posted:

I wonder if a good story outcome could have ever been achieved on this forum? Something where bob doesn't die a horrible death or go crazy.

Are you wanting a Choose Your Own Adventure thread on here to end with a character learning a lesson and going on to live a happy and fulfilling life?

You're asking too much. We're a miserable bunch.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:15

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

so was this a "see what happens thing" or was the plan to make this a groundhog day type of scenario where everything loops until bob has one day where he is a good father and husband to his family.

atma you do good work.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:17

Numeron: Mar 23, 2012; A whole new world in
the palm of my hand.

Atma, you literally had no puzzles or story planned did you? Just start with a guy in a house and watch the madness.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:18

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

The Protagonist posted:

~~Yeah before this pops along to the goldmine I'd love to hear about anything you had planned that we invariably sped/pissed/shot/shat right past,~~ or if you had nothing other than the family members and "lets see where these ~~horrible degenerates~~goons take us."

Goddamn great by the way

E:FB bigtime

After doing the adventures of satan (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581840) I realized that the more effort I spent trying to create structure would be more effort wasted. Almost nothing I designed in that game was completed as intended. I decided this time to give goons control of a human being in a completely open world, and see what they would do. I knew there would be a lot of pissing and making GBS threads and masturbating, but I believed it would go some place magical.

As a final bonus, all I have are the extra unused screens from adventures of satan. You can imagine what you will:

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:20

rawdog pozfail: Jan 2, 2006; by Ralp

lmao holy poo poo

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:21

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

as soon as gwar got referenced i knew this was going to be magical

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:24

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

that witch

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:25

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

One of my favorite threads ever.

Please go again!

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:28

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

what the gently caress we could have hosed a mermaid

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:28

Macichne Leainig: Jul 26, 2012; by VG

atma i'm legit gay for you

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:28

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

atma youre literally the best part of gbs 2.1 thank u for putting all of this effort into art about pissing and satan

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:30

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

I cannot wait for your next thread Atma. Please to be doing more.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:31

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:31

Surprisingly Dope: Jan 12, 2011; Lope burgs again

that was a cool thread. thanks for the laughs.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:32

Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

5 this thread. Make Atma mod.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:32

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Did you originally plan for us to be able to change characters or was that more of a "Huh, that would make for some good gameplay, why not?" kind of thing?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:33

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

You and extranoise should team up for a CYOA implosion of insane proportions

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:33

Mimesweeper: Mar 11, 2009; Smellrose

Michaellaneous posted:

5 this thread. Make Atma satan.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:33

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

can you post all images of beelz you have

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:35

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Ixtlilton posted:

Did you originally plan for us to be able to change characters or was that more of a "Huh, that would make for some good gameplay, why not?" kind of thing?

The only rule I had in mind when starting out was that if Bob died, the game would reset. I let the switching thing happen because someone mentioned Maniac Mansion, and that convinced me it should be allowed. Because Maniac Mansion was the poo poo. I knew I had to limit it though, or else you could just switch to Obama or whoever you wanted in the world.

edit: Another rule I had was "no saving", because the last thread had SAVE as the first word in every command. This time it was to be operated by a series of checkpoints (established at my discretion) but surprisingly, not a one was ever needed.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:37

dyzzy: Dec 22, 2009; argh

Toad on a Hat posted:

You and extranoise should team up for a CYOA implosion of insane proportions

hey, remember that zombie cyoa EN did. that was fun

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:37

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

we should have given atma 16k instead of doobie

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:38

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

this was a lot of fun. poor bob.

let's do the babysitter's story next. or the story of an ant or an alien or something.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:39

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

dyzzy posted:

hey, remember that zombie cyoa EN did. that was fun

I haven't read that in forever. Happen to have a link?

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:40

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

NecroMonster posted:

as soon as gwar got referenced i knew this was going to be magical

Yeah that was really the turning point, it was almost just destiny after that.

And the gwar sprites were really good too, we need a :balsac:

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:41

zgrowler2: Oct 29, 2011; HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Kid Gloves posted:

atma youre literally the best part of gbs 2.1 thank u for putting all of this effort into art about pissing and satan

This. atma, you are a GBS 2.1 treasure. Never stop being awesome.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:44

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Kid Gloves posted:

can you post all images of beelz you have

I don't really have anything that hasn't been shown of him.

Here is an avatar sized image: (The Homosex one was too):

And a subtley animated version where he wiggles his nose every 5 seconds:

Also in previewing this I realize he is almost the exact same gray as the background of some posts. Oh well.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:44

Dr. MonkeyThunder: Sep 21, 2005; All is, if i have grace to use it so...

axeil posted:

let's do the babysitter's story next. or the story of an ant or an alien or something.

Bum Quest?

Take that any way you will.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:47

dyzzy: Dec 22, 2009; argh

Toad on a Hat posted:

I haven't read that in forever. Happen to have a link?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3252409

looks like the images are all broken sadly.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:48

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

Atma posted:

I don't really have anything that hasn't been shown of him.

Here is an avatar sized image: (The Homosex one was too):

And a subtley animated version where he wiggles his nose every 5 seconds:

Also in previewing this I realize he is almost the exact same gray as the background of some posts. Oh well.

<3 id use this as an avatar immediately if my posting identity didnt require handsome anime men. im glad beelz has been with us for so long.....

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:51

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Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine

>conquer

# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:53

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