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Gromit posted:You should try raw octopus tentacle some time then. It's actually pretty good, although the slimy texture will make me not order it again. I've had it in sushi rolls. I didn't think it was slimy but kind of rubbery. They also left one tentacle long and hanging out of the roll. I'd like to dangle it out o my mouth and try to kiss my girlfriend. "Come on baby, lets be an anime."
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Best way is to grill up baby octopus. The tentacles curl up and become nice and crunchy, while the heads are still soft and delicious.
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Dec 17, 2013 12:24
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I have some pickled octopus in the fridge; It's not very good and mostly just tastes vinegary. The best way to eat octopus is on pizzas, especially when they're those tiny little ones and they put them on whole.
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Dec 17, 2013 15:30
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It's always been tough for me because they are my favorite animal, but they also taste amazing.
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Dec 17, 2013 15:31
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Why are tentacle fetishists discussing their perverse habits in the funny pictures thread? There are many internet communities out there that more closely share your uh, tastes.
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Kanfy posted:Why are tentacle fetishists discussing their perverse habits in the funny pictures thread? There are many internet communities out there that more closely share your uh, tastes. Holy crap, that cat is Wilford Brimley incarnate.
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Dec 17, 2013 16:27
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From https://twitter.com/___ayatakaoisii/   
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Leofish posted:It does look delicious, but also intentionally weird. It's funny. Yeah, Gary Sinise's film career kind of tanked in the 00's didn't it?
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Dec 17, 2013 17:16
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Tiggum posted:I have some pickled octopus in the fridge; It's not very good and mostly just tastes vinegary. The best way to eat octopus is on pizzas, especially when they're those tiny little ones and they put them on whole. An important lesson I have learned is that a fried baby octopus appetizer is great for keeping small children entertained at a nice restaurant. 
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Dec 17, 2013 17:18
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Welp, calling up my buddies and taking them out of town to have lunch at Papadeaux. Thanks thread.
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Dec 17, 2013 17:27
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I guess we're done laughing at the guy who has never heard of calamares. Now I'm just really, really hungry.
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Dec 17, 2013 17:34
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Pfft. More like PB&institutionalizedracism.
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Dec 17, 2013 17:43
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Yeah sorry, you guys dont know what fresh octopus really is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_hlZWm7Qw It tasted like squirming and sauces. Oh, and one of the tentacles sucked onto my gums and I had to pry it off with the chop sticks. Speaking of which!  *its fake...
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Dec 17, 2013 17:55
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psyopmonkey posted:Yeah sorry, you guys dont know what fresh octopus really is... You can tell because that is obviously a tree octopus and has no reason to be anywhere close to the ocean. Here, we have a juvenile pacific northwest tree octopus in its natural habitat: 
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Dec 17, 2013 18:07
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Octopus and squid just isn't my thing. I've had it on Sushi and via salad but the texture is just too much. I don't like Eel either. What was that one horrifying gif where someone put soy sauce on an octopus and it started flailing around.
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Dec 17, 2013 18:32
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Soulex posted:Octopus and squid just isn't my thing. I've had it on Sushi and via salad but the texture is just too much. I don't like Eel either. Mmmm, delicious! 
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Dec 17, 2013 18:37
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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:Mmmm, delicious! Lil friend is just saying hello! Even though its brains and guts are missing.
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Dec 17, 2013 18:39
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I don't care about the science behind it, that's still horrifying every time I see it.
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Pretty sure an octopus has a distributed nervous system, so you can't remove the brains per se. It probably still feels pain at that point.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Pretty sure an octopus has a distributed nervous system, so you can't remove the brains per se. It probably still feels pain at that point. It's the salt in the soy sauce reacting with the squid's musculature. It's dead.
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Dec 17, 2013 18:59
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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:Mmmm, delicious!  And here's a picture for you fine folks, because the above is a jiff. 
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Dec 17, 2013 19:09
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psyopmonkey posted:It tasted like squirming and sauces. Oh, and one of the tentacles sucked onto my gums and I had to pry it off with the chop sticks. My cousin had one on a boat cruise in Korea. Supposed to chop off the legs, dip one in sesame oil, bite hard, then swallow. According to her, she didn't bite hard enough, or something, and some of the suckers latched onto her throat while she was swallowing it. She eventually managed to get it down, but I can't even imagine what that must have felt like.
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Buzkashi posted:It's the salt in the soy sauce reacting with the squid's musculature. It's dead. Works with frog legs too! http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...e=hello+my+baby VVVVV Caught me mid-edit, GMTA Nastyman has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Dec 17, 2013 |
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Dec 17, 2013 21:11
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Nastyman posted:Works with frog legs too! HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAL
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Buzkashi posted:It's the salt in the soy sauce reacting with the squid's musculature. It's dead. I saw Oldboy recently, the scene where he bites the "head" off an octopus and eats it whole and it's slapping at his face with the tentacles made me google the anatomy. The "head" is just the stomach rear end and balls of the octopus. The brain is a lump right above the eyes. It's still horrifying to watch. Octopuses are smart as poo poo but then again so are pigs. Meat eating is a horror if you stop to think about it ever.
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Dec 17, 2013 21:20
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I feel okay eating pigs because if there's one meat animal that you can say with absolute certainty would have no problem eating you, it's pigs.
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Benagain posted:I feel okay eating pigs because if there's one meat animal that you can say with absolute certainty would have no problem eating you, it's pigs. Chickens are assholes, don't feel guilty.
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Dec 17, 2013 21:50
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I'm okay eating any meat animal, because if it wasn't for us eating them, they'd have no purpose on the planet and would be extinct.
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Captain Trips posted:I'm okay eating any meat animal, because if it wasn't for us eating them, they'd have no purpose on the planet and would be extinct. Hah, you've never seen a domesticated pig gone feral, have you? They can gently caress all the poo poo up.
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animatorZed posted:My cousin had one on a boat cruise in Korea. That's been a CSI plot more than once, people choking because they ate live octopodes that suckered onto their throat - the idea of it being a real thing that might happen is so weird 
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Dec 17, 2013 21:58
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Benagain posted:I feel okay eating pigs because if there's one meat animal that you can say with absolute certainty would have no problem eating you, it's pigs. Cows don't give a gently caress either.
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Benagain posted:I feel okay eating pigs because if there's one meat animal that you can say with absolute certainty would have no problem eating you, it's pigs. ColHannibal posted:Chickens are assholes, don't feel guilty. RatHat posted:Cows don't give a gently caress either. Couldn't ask for better timing: 
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Leofish posted:It does look delicious, but also intentionally weird. It's funny. Is that Gore's dick? 
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I worked on a farm as a kid. Cows are some of the most retarded creatures on the earth, and if we DIDN'T eat them, they would come for our families in the night. There's a reason we eat them, and aliens come down to experiment on them, and that reason is they are colossal assholes who happen to be tasty.
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bean_shadow posted:Is that Gore's dick? Somebody finally said it!
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Is it wrong that whenever I see this I always think it would be funnier if the pig was the one who thought Hitler was ok?
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Pat Mustard posted:Is it wrong that whenever I see this I always think it would be funnier if the pig was the one who thought Hitler was ok? I think there's two versions, and the other one does end with the Hitler panel.
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Dec 18, 2013 01:04
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Pat Mustard posted:Is it wrong that whenever I see this I always think it would be funnier if the pig was the one who thought Hitler was ok? In what way?
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Frostwerks posted:In what way? I guess because of the whole pork/kosher/Hitler disliking the Jews thing. Although thinking about it further the pig should be against religions that don't prohibit the eating of pork. So I withdraw my earlier comment. Pigs should hate Hitler.
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