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firestruck
Dec 28, 2010

nullify me

qnqnx posted:

Release a strange pocket pistol and get enough for a strange kritzkrieg (despite medic being one of my least played classes) and I will be set for life a long time in TF2 stranges.

The only strange item that I really want to be released, somehow, are strange Gunboats. Don't care how it's implemented, or whether it's in a rare crate or not, I just want my rocket jumping street cred to be tangible somehow.

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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Otacon posted:

I'm almost certain Valve will release a S.F. Kritzkrieg in a few short weeks. Why? Because it's the most expensive Strange I own.

I have the same feeling, but with my strange Gunslinger.
Didn't help that I bought it at its price peak of 35+ keys thinking it would keep going up because I never expected any sort of inflation adjustment.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Nehru the Damaja posted:

If you know there's something you want to improve on, getting a strange helps it a lot. I've mentioned this before but having a Strange Pistol did a lot to increase how much I use my pistol as a Scout and it's made me much better at the game.

They could make it track kills while rocket jumping. They have a Strange Part that can do that already, so make the Gunboats track that.

qnqnx posted:

I have the same feeling, but with my strange Gunslinger.
Didn't help that I bought it at its price peak of 35+ keys thinking it would keep going up because I never expected any sort of inflation adjustment.

I'm so glad I just got my Strange Gunslinger from a crate.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


When Dota2 was first released (a few weeks after Crate 30's introduction) I got two Dota2 Beta Keys. Seeing how much cash people were throwing around to get into Dota, I put up an ad on TF2TP that I never thought in a million years would get any interest. Two days of bumping it and I managed to sell one of the Beta keys for both a Strange Kritz and a Strange Gunslinger.

I feel slimey and dirty even admitting that.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

On the other hand, I got a salvaged #50 and uncrated an Original from it the very first week and managed to sell it for a 24 keys profit app. Not much compared to the very first days but still a good amount.

Magypsy
Apr 2, 2010

People call me Pine! (Pine!)
Eastern Venus Space Police.
If there's slime, (There's slime!)
Involved in a crime, (Bad crime!)
We'll clean them up on the beat! (The beat!)
I managed to pick my beloved Kritzkrieg up for 8 keys, I think that's the lowest they ever were. It was my first Hale's Own.

My Machina was 24 keys. :smithicide: I use that drat rifle all the time, though, so it's not so bad.

Enigmatica
May 22, 2007

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009


poo poo I probably got bored and quit playing MMO's before you were done breast feeding lol.

Magypsy
Apr 2, 2010

People call me Pine! (Pine!)
Eastern Venus Space Police.
If there's slime, (There's slime!)
Involved in a crime, (Bad crime!)
We'll clean them up on the beat! (The beat!)
Update! :toot:

...Oh, it's not the big Christmas update.

- Added new promo items
- Updated the localization files

They added some weird Winter Sale promos.

Mintergalactic
Dec 26, 2012

Howdy all, I've been playing TF2 for a little while and the last few days I powertasked through this thread to catch up to it.

My question is, I've been meaning to get serious with my soldier play and I was wondering if anyone could recommend any good comprehensive guides on strategy and such? Some good rocket jumping map recommendations would be wonderful too so I can practice that as well.

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

War on Smissmas. Oh Valve. :allears:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Mintergalactic posted:

Howdy all, I've been playing TF2 for a little while and the last few days I powertasked through this thread to catch up to it.

My question is, I've been meaning to get serious with my soldier play and I was wondering if anyone could recommend any good comprehensive guides on strategy and such? Some good rocket jumping map recommendations would be wonderful too so I can practice that as well.

Talk to Zero (thread's OP) if you want some lessons on Rocket Jumping. Also watch this video. It's a decent start.

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!
I used to buy cheap stranges like candy back when the warehouse wasn't perpetually full on metal to sell to it.

Those item equip rates are pretty neat. I'm amazed the pocket pistol is less used than the pistol, bonk, milk, cleaver, and winger. It is an extraordinarily useful weapon that lets you survive a direct hit rocket, LnL pipe, or use the sandman without a health loss. Plus no fall damage. The downsides are just instead of dying from a pyro 90% of the time it's 99% and that you kill with it slightly slower. I don't think I've used the stock pistol since I've gotten it and would love a strange one as it's still very capable as a finisher since it still does the same damage per clip.

Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


Dr. Dos posted:

I used to buy cheap stranges like candy back when the warehouse wasn't perpetually full on metal to sell to it.

Those item equip rates are pretty neat. I'm amazed the pocket pistol is less used than the pistol, bonk, milk, cleaver, and winger. It is an extraordinarily useful weapon that lets you survive a direct hit rocket, LnL pipe, or use the sandman without a health loss. Plus no fall damage. The downsides are just instead of dying from a pyro 90% of the time it's 99% and that you kill with it slightly slower. I don't think I've used the stock pistol since I've gotten it and would love a strange one as it's still very capable as a finisher since it still does the same damage per clip.

It's not as good for cleanup as the stock pistol, but I also think it doesn't get used a lot because its health bonus is invisible so people won't use it out of E-Honor or because leagues are going to ban it anyways. If it had any sort of visual indication that you have +15 health when your primary or melee is out it wouldn't be as bad but right now it's the game's only completely-invisible health boost and I think some people won't use it because of that.

Some dumb idiot
Jun 6, 2012

Step by step
Hop the mountain
Step by step
Hop the ocean
Step by step
Hop the rainbow
I'll be running

Magypsy posted:

Update! :toot:

...Oh, it's not the big Christmas update.

- Added new promo items
- Updated the localization files

They added some weird Winter Sale promos.

This is a tiny update, but it means the next update will be the 400th :toot:

Mintergalactic
Dec 26, 2012

Scyantific posted:

Talk to Zero (thread's OP) if you want some lessons on Rocket Jumping. Also watch this video. It's a decent start.

Thanks for the advice and the video. I'll look into it.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Dr. Dos posted:

I used to buy cheap stranges like candy back when the warehouse wasn't perpetually full on metal to sell to it.

Those item equip rates are pretty neat. I'm amazed the pocket pistol is less used than the pistol, bonk, milk, cleaver, and winger. It is an extraordinarily useful weapon that lets you survive a direct hit rocket, LnL pipe, or use the sandman without a health loss. Plus no fall damage. The downsides are just instead of dying from a pyro 90% of the time it's 99% and that you kill with it slightly slower. I don't think I've used the stock pistol since I've gotten it and would love a strange one as it's still very capable as a finisher since it still does the same damage per clip.

"Slightly slower" not even, the lower firerate is barely even noticeable.
I hope it doesn't change at all.

bara godzilla
Jul 27, 2010

qnqnx posted:

"Slightly slower" not even, the lower firerate is barely even noticeable.

I actually made this up earlier today, and yeah, in short bursts it's just as negligible as it feels.



Of course, if you wanna go full-on Quad then the default pistol will probably suit your needs better.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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You probably should be slowing down your pistol shots in the first place so they don't scatter everywhere and hit nothing, so the pocket pistol's lower fire rate isn't even really a negative.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Fiend Computer posted:

War on Smissmas. Oh Valve. :allears:

Come onnn Christmas themed Special Delivery map.

Redfont
Feb 9, 2010

Little Mac(kerel)


I don't know why it took me so long to get this Marxman misc.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002




http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Henchmann

Public Group. Just join if you're willing to join.

By joining you are signing away all of your rights. Or something.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Henchmann

I'm on a bad server, being the only Henchman. I need backup, NOW

Otacon fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 19, 2013

Balon
May 23, 2010

...my greatest work yet.
Officially never not on a kill streak:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
What a loving cool hat.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
Is there any way to fix FrankenHUD for the killstreak stuff on the scoreboard?

FirstPlayer
Jan 1, 2007

Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points

Can someone please post that Mario Kart Scout killcam; thanks in advance.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

FirstPlayer posted:

Can someone please post that Mario Kart Scout killcam; thanks in advance.

A Bystander
Oct 10, 2012
I'm so confused by everything going on in this picture.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
That is the best TF2 picture ever taken.

TF2.jpg

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
Strange all-father still not tracking points or taunts :(
I've unequipped/reequipped, changed classes, tried it on a heavy as well as the soldier, even traded it away and then traded it back. Still at 0 points and 0 freezecam taunts.
Anyone got suggestions for fixing it?

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Fojar38 posted:

That is the best TF2 picture ever taken.

TF2.jpg

I grabbed a killcam from CS:GO that had kind of a similar pose.



Valve games have the best killcams.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Magypsy posted:

Update! :toot:

...Oh, it's not the big Christmas update.

- Added new promo items
- Updated the localization files

They added some weird Winter Sale promos.

Oh for crap's sake.

Valve literally took the title I was going to use for this week's funhavers and the subject of the cartoon. :laugh:

Either I'll have to play along with whatever they have planned with the cartoon/title or figure something else out. I think the former would be okay - I just hope the smissmass update drops before this friday.

The 'war on Christmas' bullshit is a sad yearly joke and the people responsible for it are basically a bunch of real-life Dickens villains trying to turn the holidays into a time of hate and xenophobia rather than goodwill & cheer. (Also: Consumerist whoredom.)

I'm actually kind of happy about this though - because it shows just how sick people in general with the 'war on Christmas' reruns the American extreme right wing likes to put on every year. (Because demonization, hostility, and bigoted privilige is the TRUE spirit of Christmas, obviously.) I'm really hoping this year the fever's broke on it as it were - but I hope that every year, as it just escalates in stupidity.

Anyway, maybe funhavers can help us take out some of our frustrations towards sensationalist rightwing hacks by beating each other to death with candy canes or whatever.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Dec 19, 2013

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Personally, I just hope it involves Saxton Hale strangling elves.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

death .cab for qt posted:

Personally, I just hope it involves Saxton Hale strangling elves.

Or us mowing down armies of elves in a Santa workshop themed map or something. :allears:



Also - here is something I want to share with the other funhavers that is one of *my* personal re-runs to play every year, the subgenius Xmass rerun special: http://hourofslack.libsyn.com/hour-of-slack-1443-sub-genius-ultimate-xistlessnessmess-mix-rerun-special

I find it helps shield me against crass consumerism and kitsch with a healthy dose of egg nogg flavored weirdness.

I'm not sure if I want to upload it to the server because it's a whole freaking podcast - mapchanges will reset it, and people will just turn it off anyway. So I'll just link it and reccomend playing it during this friday's funhavers session, or before, or whenever really. ;)

rednecked_crake
Mar 17, 2012

srsly who wants to play this lamer?

Dr. Dos posted:

I used to buy cheap stranges like candy back when the warehouse wasn't perpetually full on metal to sell to it.

Those item equip rates are pretty neat. I'm amazed the pocket pistol is less used than the pistol, bonk, milk, cleaver, and winger. It is an extraordinarily useful weapon that lets you survive a direct hit rocket, LnL pipe, or use the sandman without a health loss. Plus no fall damage. The downsides are just instead of dying from a pyro 90% of the time it's 99% and that you kill with it slightly slower. I don't think I've used the stock pistol since I've gotten it and would love a strange one as it's still very capable as a finisher since it still does the same damage per clip.

I think the death-by-pyro is a bit more drastic than that, but I agree it's a great secondary.

Zero!
Apr 13, 2011

You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.

Mintergalactic posted:

Thanks for the advice and the video. I'll look into it.

As Scyantific said, I'm down to teach goons rocket jumping if you're interested. Hit me up on Steam if you (or anyone else here) want to figure out a time that suits us both and we can go jumping.

Dalton posted:

Of course, if you wanna go full-on Quad then the default pistol will probably suit your needs better.

That video never gets old. At his TF2 prime, the guy could basically run pistol only and still be one of the best scouts in Europe. I hope Tip of the Hats get him to sign a few more pistols next year as donation prizes because I missed out this year and would love to get a Quad Pistol of my own.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.
Back to strange chat, with the existence of Pro-Killstreak weapons and Collector's weapons, it finally dawned on me: I don't give a poo poo about stranges.

Here's me sitting on a butt-load of stranges, worth plenty of dosh, and I barely use half of them. Killstreak effects are more fun. Collectors stuff is rarer (and looks better than orange text) so I'm selling/have sold off all but one strange weapon.

It's oddly liberating.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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...




Kill counters really only mean much if they're on stuff that's notably hard(er) to get kills with, anyways. Having a Hale's Own Sticky Launcher is like finding 5 bucks on the ground. Grats, but it's not that uncommon!

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of my strange weapons has helped me get much better at ambushing.











It's a Strange Bottle :haw:

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

flatluigi posted:

Is there any way to fix FrankenHUD for the killstreak stuff on the scoreboard?
I have fixes in the GitHub repo, but I'm going to wait until the Inevitable Holiday Patch drops so I can see if it breaks or changes anything first.

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