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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

There's no way Rockstar is going to ban people for doing nothing except playing their loving game, right? It's not like I asked for 300 million dollars, maybe program your game better so this poo poo doesn't happen.

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Mesimean
Feb 16, 2012
They have put in some christmas themed clothes for free and some masks too. The reindeer one is rather cute. Didn't stay on long enough to have a good look at everything though in case there are others, but there are definitely t-shirt and suit jackets that are seasonal. I don't know if they last for the holiday or will be in long after. Would be so nice to see lights and stuff, but I figure that would be perhaps too much effort.

And I'd like to thank the weazels that have been putting up with me (loftwyr) tagging along lately. I'm still a noob but picking up things slowly. Thanks for not murdering me :downsgun:

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax

AndrewP posted:

There's no way Rockstar is going to ban people for doing nothing except playing their loving game, right? It's not like I asked for 300 million dollars, maybe program your game better so this poo poo doesn't happen.

They couldn't. Worst possible scenario I could imagine is they reset your character, which is a vast stretch.

Honestly, think about how many people play the game and don't wanna pay real life money for currency in a broken game. The numbers are slanted so far towards the players and pro-glitch. There are plenty of players who have more programing/networking experience than the developers who released GTA Online.

At this point, you might as well call it "The War on Glitching" to give it the same brand as America's "War on Drugs."

It's become an endless cycle. Rockstar might as well give up and see if they can find another source of revenue.

cname fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Dec 24, 2013

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

What if they finally fix or find out a way to detect the cheats/glitches, and then start offering a prestige-type incentive for starting over?

edit:

ElwoodCuse posted:

People were saying it didn't start yet but there's a newswire post that says they are going to make it snow in the game for two weeks


Kind of.

The tunables.json file on rockstar's servers has this entry in it:
"BASE_GLOBALS":{"TURN_SNOW_ON_OFF":[{"value":true,"start":1387929600,"end":1388034000}],"TOGGLE_XMAS_CONTENT":[{"value":true,"start":1387882800,"end":1388966340}]

So that's Noon on Christmas to 5am the following day for snow and today at 11am to January 5th at 11:59pm for the Christmas content.

an AOL chatroom fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Dec 24, 2013

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
People were saying it didn't start yet but there's a newswire post that says they are going to make it snow in the game for two weeks

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2013/12/24/report-hackers-gifting-huge-sums-of-money-in-grand-theft-auto-online.aspx


Finally hitting a big publication. Nothing bad said about R* but still at least its being acknowledged.

My post-holiday Weazel News Youtube Report may be the second biggest publication to cover this- by virtue of being the second publication to cover this.

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle

Kelly posted:

When you walk up to the gate, you get a notification, asking if you want to pay. It's d-pad right.

Well that's nice. Of course, whenever my car is impounded, I just have mechanic being me my OTHER Infernus and pay the deductible for the one that gets destroyed. I'm not gonna waste time driving to the impound when I could be bombing dumb gently caress pubbies repeatedly.

Of course, with habits like this, I hope some random person gifts me another 175mil sometime soon...

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

“It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.”
― Benito Mussolini
Being a lion ain't all that, when everybody starts to sneak elephant guns into the preserve.

I'm basically done with the game until and unless they fix it in the next couple weeks. I'm sure it's still got decent trade-in value.

bisticles posted:

What if they finally fix or find out a way to detect the cheats/glitches, and then start offering a prestige-type incentive for starting over?
I'd say that it took me a lot more effort to hit level 120 than it takes to hit the first prestige in a CoD game. The weapon unlocks in GTA V are tougher as well, since you can't actually just go into a match with the same weapon loadout every time and respawn holding it, so a lot of deaths are you trying to switch to your combat MG pistol whatever, to get one more kill from the 700 or 800 required for the high tier skins. In most CoD matches you won't spend 10-45 minutes cruising around trying to find/catch someone to kill, and your opponent can just leave to a mission almost instantly anyway, on top of the egregiously long loading screens and failed matchmaking leading to repeatedly being stuck in the same loading screen through no fault of your own.

I'd never in a million years go prestige in GTA V, because they already heavily nerfed the rewards of 80% of the things I did to gain RP.


Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 24, 2013

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Attention Afternoon Crew:

I will be doing some last minute shopping and returning home to spread some Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah cheer to pubbies. Let us all purchase Santa Masks, steal a van and paint it red and wreck poo poo.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Someone gave me 60 mil :w00t:

Immediately got the best apartment, modded all my vehicles, then managed to pull a guy out of a tank and repair my abysmal K:D, then got invited to someone's apartment where i got a lapdance while wearing a reindeer mask.

Everything's coming up The Time Dissolver :unsmith:

e: aaaaaand 383 million more

The Time Dissolver fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Dec 24, 2013

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

It's sunset over the pier at Vespucci Beach

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Attention Afternoon Crew:

I will be doing some last minute shopping and returning home to spread some Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah cheer to pubbies. Let us all purchase Santa Masks, steal a van and paint it red and wreck poo poo.

Which system?

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle
Well.. my prayers were answered. I got gifted another pile of cash. Now sitting at $255,797,786 million, which is not near as conspicuous as billions. I guess...

My wanton destruction can thankfully continue since I promptly bought a boat, a tank, a dump truck, and a Titan. Yay for death!

Edit: and he's dressed as Santa! How precious!

Quicksand_Jesus fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Dec 24, 2013

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Kotaku is now reporting on the glitching, and so it begins.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

geeves posted:

It's sunset over the pier at Vespucci Beach



Why are they adding new masks when masks are still broken my hair is gone again I'm going to scream

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Kotaku is now reporting on the glitching, and so it begins.

Wow, only took over a week since I sent them my "tip".

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



geeves posted:

Wow, only took over a week since I sent them my "tip".
Narc

DoYouHasaRabbit
Oct 8, 2007
Someone gave me 800 million a few days ago. Now another guy gave me 600 million. I can't even buy a tank or buzzard because I'm not a high enough level. Oh the sadness.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004


I just wrote that people are being gifted large amounts of money and R* is failing to address the issue, instead banning innocent players who can't help but accept the money.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

geeves posted:

I just wrote that people are being gifted large amounts of money and R* is failing to address the issue, instead banning innocent players who can't help but accept the money.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
That seems like a waste of time to report.

Especially since it doesn't effect that fact that people have been glitching money for how many months of the games life now?

They are only reporting on it because it's dry season for game news.

I_Socom
Jul 18, 2007

A great ride that requires finesse and effort to get the best out of it.

DoYouHasaRabbit posted:

Someone gave me 800 million a few days ago. Now another guy gave me 600 million. I can't even buy a tank or buzzard because I'm not a high enough level. Oh the sadness.

Yes you can - my level 5 character has access to all the warstock kit after a 60million gift last night. Might as well spend it while you've still got it :v:

Details in this video - this still works as of this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCGhSD6u_go

Quicksand_Jesus
Dec 19, 2005

Lasagna Miracle
Well, I stayed in the server another hour and got gifted repeatedly. I now have $875mil. So much for staying under the radar...

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I have 3.5 billion. I couldn't spend that if I wanted to!

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

SectumSempra posted:

That seems like a waste of time to report.

Kotaku? A waste of time?!?

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Made 2.5 billion on a single bounty today. You just made my Merry Christmas, random hacker! gently caress Cockstar and their cash cards!

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
I meant the poster who reported it.
The site, I've never been to it but have heard nothing good.
I only use polygon for game related stuff because its well designed.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:

Croccers posted:

:aaaaa: You can pay to get your car back from the impound lot.

It's much more fun to cargobob it out or parachute in to steal it singing the mission impossible theme to yourself. But that's just me.

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

SectumSempra posted:

I meant the poster who reported it.
The site, I've never been to it but have heard nothing good.
I only use polygon for game related stuff because its well designed.

Polygon is trash too, but if we're gonna talk about how bad game journalism websites are we will be here all day. On another note, when is the in-game snow supposed to start?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
So is just sitting around online enough to get hundreds of millions of dollars dumped on you at this point?

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY

Mice Everywhere posted:

Polygon is trash too, but if we're gonna talk about how bad game journalism websites are we will be here all day. On another note, when is the in-game snow supposed to start?

I think I heard noon Christmas. Probably GMT, since it is Rockstar North. The value was in Unix time.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I mean I didn't want to spend time trying to hack the game to get money, but I'm not going to complain that someone dumped a few hundred million into my lap. I read people doing hard resets and stuff, but I just can't believe I'd get banned for having it happened to me. Free money is cool!

Keetron
Sep 26, 2008

Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

I did the dns thing mention on this or the previous page, robbed one store, gained almost a lvl and about 1.2 Billion.
Weird.

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
If a bounty is in negative dollars it's clear that it is, right? I've seen bounties placed for huge amounts but been too afraid to get them just in case they were the bad kind.

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

I had a -989,000,000 bounty placed on me in my last session. Took quite a while for the wrong sucker to mow me down. I'm totally down with free money (I got $200 million) but the negative thing is just lovely. I was hoping to last longer, seeing as though there was a major penalty to killing me.

This game is the poo poo with near-unlimited money. I hope to get another gift before all the fun is disposed of and R* expects its player base to go back to grinding repetitive missions for meager sums.

Mice Everywhere posted:

If a bounty is in negative dollars it's clear that it is, right? I've seen bounties placed for huge amounts but been too afraid to get them just in case they were the bad kind.


Yeah - it clearly had the negative symbol in front of my alert. Of course anyone new to the server or anyone who didn't see the alert wouldn't know.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra



MOTHER


loving


XMAS


TIME



Merry Christmas from your friends at Weazel Action News!

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!


There is going to be actual, ground-covering snow!? Can they put this in single player too?

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

They don't even have car delivery in single player, so I don't think they're going to put much more work into it.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol



Thanks to that video I now own all the cars and military grade equipment I need.

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:




Thanks to that video I now own all the cars and military grade equipment I need.

If you're black, does it give you a straight-up black Santa mask?

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