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lowercase16
Apr 19, 2008

Cyclops actually has two eyes.


To be fair, those shoes are hideous.

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IM DAY DAY IRL
Jul 11, 2003

Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

VitalSigns posted:

It would threatening to sodomize a Christian's corpse so God would send them to hell for "lying with man".

now we're on to something

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

VitalSigns posted:

The most :psyduck: is the gun oil with pork fat


Unless you're planning to run up to every Muslim you murder to say "there was pork on that bullet" and hope he understands English, then this product seems to require a strong belief in Muslim teachings about the uncleanliness of pigs. Like, if you really God cares if you touch pork then it seems like you should convert.

Maybe it has practical reasons. If a scary bearded Muslim comes lurking from the shadows to stab you and steal your ammo and freedom, he can't use them.
I am exagrating of course. But as far as I am aware during colonial times the British empire used cow fat for some part on their weapons you tend to bite. That made the Indian people reasonably mad.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Air is lava! posted:

But as far as I am aware during colonial times the British empire used cow fat for some part on their weapons you tend to bite. That made the Indian people reasonably mad.

You're thinking of what was the last straw that sparked the Sepoy mutiny of 1854, I imagine. Word got out that either beef or pig fat had been used to treat the paper cartridges troops in India were using (things were still muzzle loading black powder muskets back then), which common practice was to bite off the ball and hold it in your mouth while while you primed the pan and poured the powder down the barrel. This made it taboo for both Hindu and Muslim troops (the two religions that made up the overwhelming majority of the Sepoy regiments), and was the last in a long line of grievances that led to open rebellion, despite the British quickly realizing their mistake and switching to vegetable-based oil for the cartridges.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




D.N. Nation posted:

The "SUCK IT, SEC" attitude is a little silly seeing how the Big 12 champion got smoked by freaking Central Florida in the Fiesta.

Counterpoint: gently caress 'Bama.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Krinkle posted:

Yeah see this guy? Don't commission him to draw things. gently caress this guy.

It's sooo obvious you want to see this guy draw "pants on the ground".

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Troy Queef posted:

Counterpoint: gently caress 'Bama.

13 other SEC teams agree.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Skelley is infecting his funny pages strip

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

Skelley is infecting his funny pages strip


The only way this criticism makes sense is if the author is pro-UHC.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

VitalSigns posted:

The only way this criticism makes sense is if the author is pro-UHC.

The overwhelming majority of Dustin strips are the boomer-age father browbeating and degrading his son for not bootstrapping his way into success, despite Dustin constantly working any and all jobs he can get his hands on. I leave you to guess what his opinions on UHC are.

Me, I'd guess he has either a medium or large problem with it.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


nickmeister posted:

It's sooo obvious you want to see this guy draw "pants on the ground".

Now I don't know what to do because I really don't want to see that guy avoid starving to death a day sooner than possible but how to phrase this where it doesn't sound like don't throw me into the briar patch?

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Stultus Maximus posted:

Skelley is infecting his funny pages strip


This strip really is beautiful. I mean, many artists would have just phoned it in with talking heads, but just look at the action and gesture taking place! And nice angle change from panel to panel, as well.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

nickmeister posted:

This strip really is beautiful. I mean, many artists would have just phoned it in with talking heads, but just look at the action and gesture taking place! And nice angle change from panel to panel, as well.

Pity the kid really sucks at basketball. Look at that shot in the last panel, he needs more power behind it.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

The overwhelming majority of Dustin strips are the boomer-age father browbeating and degrading his son for not bootstrapping his way into success, despite Dustin constantly working any and all jobs he can get his hands on. I leave you to guess what his opinions on UHC are.

Me, I'd guess he has either a medium or large problem with it.

Honestly can't tell from your description whether the boomer is supposed to be considered in the right. The way you phrase it makes it seem like it's casting the guy as unreasonable and his son as an example of why you can't just bootstrap yourself to riches.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Captain_Maclaine posted:

The overwhelming majority of Dustin strips are the boomer-age father browbeating and degrading his son for not bootstrapping his way into success, despite Dustin constantly working any and all jobs he can get his hands on. I leave you to guess what his opinions on UHC are.

Me, I'd guess he has either a medium or large problem with it.

I prefer to believe Wikipedia's take on Dustin, personally.

quote:

Dustin Kudlick, the titular character of the comic strip. A 23-year-old college graduate who failed to find regular employment in the current economy after graduating and thus moved back home to live with his parents. He is constantly trapped in a cycle of dead-end temp jobs and grueling manual labor, frequently shown putting in long hours at a car wash or asking his supervisor at the temp agency for more career-enhancing assignments that might help him break out of the cycle of wage slavery, not to mention troubling in developing relationships with women and a budding inventor. Despite his dysfunctional family atmosphere, Dustin remains stoic, a heroic everyman and inspiration to the reader, as he endures and strives, trying to find true employment and happiness.

Ed Kudlick, Dustin's father, is an angry, bitter lawyer who despises Dustin's apparent laziness and is the strip's main antagonist. Ed is never supportive in any way, and always seeks to crush Dustin's attempts to find meaning and useful employment, ceaselessly mocking his son and putting him down, yet the only thing they have in common is their love of golf.

The Talk page discussion of Dustin in pretty great too.

Edit: fixed link

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jan 6, 2014

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Taciturn Tactician posted:

Honestly can't tell from your description whether the boomer is supposed to be considered in the right. The way you phrase it makes it seem like it's casting the guy as unreasonable and his son as an example of why you can't just bootstrap yourself to riches.

The author clearly intends that we side with Dustin's father in mocking his supposedly shiftless layabout son, but as VitalSigns has posted examples of, most readers go the other direction. It's one of the regular strips that we post in the BSS Comic Strip Megathread, and gets AGC'd quite a bit in that direction. Someone, though I forget who, does "Dustin's supportive family" edits on occasion where the vitriol is replaced with loving encouragement in a non-toxic family environment.

Still can't believe the author hasn't complained about that wiki entry, honestly.And no one got my cups joke.

Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jan 6, 2014

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Taciturn Tactician posted:

Honestly can't tell from your description whether the boomer is supposed to be considered in the right. The way you phrase it makes it seem like it's casting the guy as unreasonable and his son as an example of why you can't just bootstrap yourself to riches.

Here's another hint - it's written by the same guy who made this:

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Lately Dustin has mostly been really lovely and generic stand-up jokes. e: It's not fair to call them really lovely since they're so bland.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

GorfZaplen posted:

Lately Dustin has mostly been really lovely and generic stand-up jokes. e: It's not fair to call them really lovely since they're so bland.

It does that for periods, only to return to abuse once Kelley's mind inevitably wanders back to those goddamn lazy kids these days!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

VitalSigns posted:

He thinks that women (and only women) who have sex are sinful.

No no no no! Muir doesn't think of sex in terms of sin, he thinks of it in terms of :biotruths:. When a woman spermjacks a high-status man, she's not "sinning" any more than a lioness "sins" when she kills and eats an antelope - both creatures are acting according to their natures, and shouldn't be blamed for that. When Muir's female characters successfully spermjack their lovers, the men don't chide them for their wickedness: they smile and shrug and admit that they were bested by a superior opponent. Muir does shame promiscuous women, but that's because he believes they're acting foolishly - the smart thing for a woman to do is focus her efforts on winning and keeping a superior man, not waste her feminine charms on a succession of losers.

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

VitalSigns posted:

I prefer to believe wikipedia's take on Dustin, personally.


The Talk page discussion of Dustin in pretty great too.

The page is gone now. :saddowns:

e: Nevermind, your link was just incorrect. :downs:

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Captain_Maclaine posted:

The author clearly intends that we side with Dustin's father in mocking his supposedly shiftless layabout son, but as VitalSigns has posted examples of, most readers go the other direction. It's one of the regular strips that we post in the BSS Comic Strip Megathread, and gets AGC'd quite a bit in that direction. Someone, though I forget who, does "Dustin's supportive family" edits on occasion where the vitriol is replaced with loving encouragement in a non-toxic family environment.

Still can't believe the author hasn't complained about that wiki entry, honestly.And no one got my cups joke.
I don't know how anyone could read that strip regularly and think he intends us to empathize with the son. Individual strips maybe but overall certainly not.
I got the cups joke.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Stultus Maximus posted:

Skelley is infecting his funny pages strip


I'd pay a dollar a week for health coverage.

And hell, I'd have shelled out a buck a week for protection from bullies as well, drat. That's a good deal.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


The hell? Is that a Hitler Youth?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Mister Adequate posted:

I'd pay a dollar a week for health coverage.

And hell, I'd have shelled out a buck a week for protection from bullies as well, drat. That's a good deal.

Someone should tell him that most people already shell out more than one buck a week for protection from bullies. It's called paying for the military.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Mister Adequate posted:

I'd pay a dollar a week for health coverage.

And hell, I'd have shelled out a buck a week for protection from bullies as well, drat. That's a good deal.
The idea of a racket is that even if you pay them, bad things will happen to you anyway via some other person or group that they really have no control over, really!

I'm having a hard time coming up with an analogy for that part with health care. Plenty of other things about government and taxes yeah, but not health care.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 6, 2014

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

D.N. Nation posted:

The hell? Is that a Hitler Youth?
It's a parody of similar image that made the rounds.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

You pay them a dollar and they let you keep your insurance.

In other words, exchanging money for goods and services is a racket, comrade :ussr:

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I can only assume that he's saying that all insurance is a racket.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Lycus posted:

I can only assume that he's saying that all insurance is a racket.
When I was 17 I felt that way about car insurance, I couldn't figure out why I had to pay so much money to prevent something that I can just prevent myself by being a good driver and thus not getting in a car accident.

Then I grew up and got a brain.

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

Stultus Maximus posted:

Skelley is infecting his funny pages strip


Isn't this the comic where the author constantly complains about millennials being lazy and spoiled, while completely ignoring the god awful economy?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Monaghan posted:

Isn't this the comic where the author constantly complains about millennials being lazy and spoiled, while completely ignoring the god awful economy?

Medium or Large sir

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

D.N. Nation posted:

The hell? Is that a Hitler Youth?

That's an edit, man, you should be an obsessive enough follower of this thread to have caught that. Granted, it's indistinguishable from the original but still. Also that has nothing to do with the boat cartoons, I just had that picture grouped with the rest and threw it in there for the hell of it.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Does anyone have the comic of the guy who invents the cure for cancer, then Obama says "you didn't build that" and the guy throws it away dejectedly? I realized recently that I use that comic as an aphorism when I run into largely psychological setbacks. I'll be acting all overly negative then I just think, do you really want to be the guy who threw away the cure for cancer because Obama hurt your feelings? I still have trouble grasping there's any other way to interpret that cartoon.

I couldn't find the artist in the OP...he probably should be in there. This is the same guy who gave us "Obamacare destroyed my job forever!"

Anyway, it's June 2011 in Dahl's Japan. Presented without comment this week, since apparently those were annoying.


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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Internet Webguy posted:

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Uncle Sam wants you! :wink:

Gays are undermining American values for the sake of their own interests. A Homophobic Cartoon.

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

Some Guy TT posted:

Does anyone have the comic of the guy who invents the cure for cancer, then Obama says "you didn't build that" and the guy throws it away dejectedly? I realized recently that I use that comic as an aphorism when I run into largely psychological setbacks. I'll be acting all overly negative then I just think, do you really want to be the guy who threw away the cure for cancer because Obama hurt your feelings? I still have trouble grasping there's any other way to interpret that cartoon.

You bet!


Wait that's the edit.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Found it


Goddamn this guy really is a Luddite isn't he?

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

VitalSigns posted:

Goddamn this guy really is a Luddite isn't he?


If your company is dumb enough not to hire someone to write a UI for a records system they deserve to lose all their archives. A frustrated IT worker cartoon.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
hope n change



quote:

The president signed the anti-slavery proclamation in Hawaii, where he is currently taking a multi-million dollar luxury vacation funded entirely by taxpayers whom he forced to work for free (singing Stephen Foster songs and turning over their pay to The Man in the big White House) under threat of severe punishment.

quote:

once slavery is handled, what about human trafficking which forces women to be degraded in the sex industry? For starters, the president is closing our borders to prevent women from being brought in and...ha, ha! Just kidding! Closing the borders is off the table, because Democrats believe it's so important to let in more potential Hispanic voters that they have no problem whatsoever with also getting criminals, terrorists, and sex slaves by the truckload!

quote:

Obamacare has made such a point of ensuring that every female in our country has unlimited access to free birth control, abortion services, and horrendously bad role models. Clearly, the president believes "there's no need for whores when all women are sluts"

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Taciturn Tactician posted:

If your company is dumb enough not to hire someone to write a UI for a records system they deserve to lose all their archives. A frustrated IT worker cartoon.
Yeah I was gonna say, whether its paper or electronic filing the problem is exactly the same, if you have only one person who knows how things are filed and they quit.

edit: but if you're a luddite then you inherently trust things you can touch and see over things inside a computer, even though they're fundamentally the same.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jan 6, 2014

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