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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I had really really high hopes that they'd have a terrifically awful low budget local TV ad with a crazy guy screaming "SKULLS SKULLS SKULLS! OUT THEY GO!" but when I tracked down their actual ad it didn't live up to my expectations..

I dunno, "Nothin' But Skulls is the place where everything is skulls" sounds like a pretty rad/hilarious tagline to me.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 15:39

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:35

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

CJacobs posted:

I dunno, "Nothin' But Skulls is the place where everything is skulls" sounds like a pretty rad/hilarious tagline to me.

It's not bad, but it would be so much better if it were shouted. By a skull. At other skulls.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 15:55

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Tiggum posted:

It's not bad, but it would be so much better if it were shouted. By a skull. At other skulls.

They should look into hiring Facebones

# ? Jan 9, 2014 16:16

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Say Nothing posted:

Let's not sadden up the thread, just post pictures of people being huge as a tribute.

Bill Brasky come to life.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 17:04

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

# ? Jan 9, 2014 18:52

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

shut up netface posted:

someone should let Danzig know

# ? Jan 9, 2014 18:53

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 18:54

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbFRwd1mp7Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Plus funny pics:

Llamas gotta scarf.

psyopmonkey has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Jan 9, 2014

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:14

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

shut up netface posted:

I just hear a really super deep slo-mo voice saying "I dont think I'll be able to fit inside that cave guys, I'll stay put, drink a case of beer"

CONTENT:

I love that not only did this guy get the budget to open such a store, he quite likely convinced someone there's a strong enough market for nothing but skull related merchandise to warrant funding in the first place.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:26

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

poptart_fairy posted:

I love that not only did this guy get the budget to open such a store, he quite likely convinced someone there's a strong enough market for nothing but skull related merchandise to warrant funding in the first place.

"A skull? I have one of those! Everyone can relate to this."

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:29

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I had really really high hopes that they'd have a terrifically awful low budget local TV ad with a crazy guy screaming "SKULLS SKULLS SKULLS! OUT THEY GO!" but when I tracked down their actual ad it didn't live up to my expectations..

Haha holy poo poo, they as well be selling patio furniture with that commercial. I imagine you walk in the door, and a real-life Hank Hill starts rattling off all the different uses for decorative skulls.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:30

lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Met posted:

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

All I'm thinking is 'whole lotta woman, whole lotta rosie'

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:30

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Met posted:

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

Glad to see the alien/human hybrids are still kicking around.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:35

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

lenoon posted:

All I'm thinking is 'whole lotta woman, whole lotta rosie'

Really? Not even Long Tall Sally?

# ? Jan 9, 2014 19:48

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Phy posted:

Really? Not even Long Tall Sally?

All I could think of was "That's a huge bitch!"

# ? Jan 9, 2014 20:16

Yay Pudding!: Mar 26, 2010; Frrrrrrunkis

Met posted:

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

She must be visiting the beach from Denver.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 20:28

D C: Jun 20, 2004; 1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

shut up netface posted:

I just hear a really super deep slo-mo voice saying "I dont think I'll be able to fit inside that cave guys, I'll stay put, drink a case of beer"

CONTENT:

# ? Jan 9, 2014 22:03

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

Some people tend to stand out in a crowd.

No, the people around him aren't sitting down, that's 7'9" space marine prototype Igor Vovkovinsky.

Igor is a really cool guy. If you want to meet him just go to Chuck E. Cheese's after lunch. Dude really likes Chuck E. Cheese's.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 22:28

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Jan 9, 2014 22:40

Shuffle: Feb 3, 2011; DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

Met posted:

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

Sahira plain and tall

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:00

Caufman: May 7, 2007

poptart_fairy posted:

I love that not only did this guy get the budget to open such a store, he quite likely convinced someone there's a strong enough market for nothing but skull related merchandise to warrant funding in the first place.

The late stage of capitalism is a truly bewildering world.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:22

shut up netface: Jun 15, 2008

CJacobs posted:

I dunno, "Nothin' But Skulls is the place where everything is skulls" sounds like a pretty rad/hilarious tagline to me.

Do they even sell real skulls?

I wanna go in and ask about their selection of scapulas, and maybe even vertebrae.

"not even a C6?"

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:26

Graviija: Apr 26, 2008; Implied, Lisa...or implode?; College Slice

Met posted:

Wait, forget my last image. This one is more relevant.

She seriously has the exact same proportions as the cat people from Avatar.

# ? Jan 9, 2014 23:37

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

shut up netface posted:

I wanna go in and ask about their selection of scapulas, and maybe even vertebrae.

Just skulls, man.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:00

V for Vegas: Sep 1, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER

mrkillboy posted:

The last one is the best - "We're gonna need a lot of dynamite to preserve this forest"

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:20

Nikaer Drekin: Oct 11, 2012; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Phy posted:

Really? Not even Long Tall Sally?

I was thinking more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0zyZoskZ2Y

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:25

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:33

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Whats that say?

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:46

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frostwerks posted:

Whats that say?

CUM-LIKE SEMEN?

I think that's an exclamation mark on the end.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 00:49

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Frostwerks posted:

Whats that say?

Kinda looks like "Cum-like squirmy"

# ? Jan 10, 2014 01:16

Kenny Rogers: Sep 7, 2007; Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

Say Nothing posted:

Gum-Like Squirmy - because the Gummy Worms people wouldn't/couldn't (because of US product-marketing-in-children's-shows-regulations) pony up for actual product placement.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 01:31

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Kenny Rogers posted:

Gum-Like Squirmy - because the Gummy Worms people wouldn't/couldn't (because of US product-marketing-in-children's-shows-regulations) pony up for actual product placement.

Knowing the creators of the show, it's extremely likely that's a "C".

# ? Jan 10, 2014 02:56

Philip J Fry: Apr 25, 2007; go outside and have a blast

Reminds me of the final boss of Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:04

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

mrkillboy posted:

I sent this image to my buddy who lives in Hong Kong and used to live on the mainland and this was his response:

"Oh I know of that guy, he's famous for being a shameless self-promoter. 2 years ago there was an anti-Japanese riot where a bunch of Toyotas got torched by fuckhead peasants and he went and bought everyone whose car was damaged a domestic Chinese car."

# ? Jan 10, 2014 03:33

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

Max posted:

Knowing the creators of the show, it's extremely likely that's a "C".

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Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Jan 10, 2014

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:09

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Fried Watermelon posted:

What the gently caress.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:35

Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Coq au Nandos posted:

What the gently caress.

Something proving that people who create children's entertainment shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:38

Wank: Apr 26, 2008

TheBigAristotle posted:

"Oh I know of that guy, he's famous for being a shameless self-promoter. 2 years ago there was an anti-Japanese riot where a bunch of Toyotas got torched by fuckhead peasants and he went and bought everyone whose car was damaged a domestic Chinese car."

What a oval office.

# ? Jan 10, 2014 04:39