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Discendo Vox posted:Is the joke that he overturned the car with the backhoe? If so, why are the EPA agents just sitting in their car? If not, why is their car sideways in a bush? Why is there a lieutenant in the EPA? Why would attacking EPA agents be a good idea in this situation? Why would water runoff pits be a bad one? The government did a thing The government is bad Therefore The thing is bad I call this Modus Palins (MP) Same reason they oppose replacing lightbulb versions with vastly lower lifetime costs.
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Discendo Vox posted:Is the joke that he overturned the car with the backhoe? If so, why are the EPA agents just sitting in their car? If not, why is their car sideways in a bush? Why is there a lieutenant in the EPA? Why would attacking EPA agents be a good idea in this situation? Why would water runoff pits be a bad one? For Muiry Sue is a Freeman on the Land.
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Discendo Vox posted:Is the joke that he overturned the car with the backhoe? If so, why are the EPA agents just sitting in their car? If not, why is their car sideways in a bush? Why is there a lieutenant in the EPA? Why would attacking EPA agents be a good idea in this situation? Why would water runoff pits be a bad one? I don't care if rain runoff erodes all my farmland at great cost to myself, and runoff trenches are an easy, relatively cheap method of mitigation. If it's required or even just encouraged by the EPA, gently caress it.
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alnilam posted:I don't care if rain runoff erodes all my farmland at great cost to myself, and runoff trenches are an easy, relatively cheap method of mitigation. If it's required or even just encouraged by the EPA, gently caress it. I wonder if Muir has the same level of hatred for stuff like zoning bylaws.
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Ever since Nixon founded that goddamn EPA... Wait, who? Well lucky for us, the majority of fines from important EPA regs are not meaningfully enforced by federal judges.
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Monaghan posted:I wonder if Muir has the same level of hatred for stuff like zoning bylaws. Yeah, judging from that short time in 2012 where Blowjob Russian was shamefully working in city code enforcement: 
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I mean, if you think about it, what are regulations even for? It's like, I can contaminate local groundwater if I want to. I can let a baby fly out a car window if I want to. Red tape, booooo.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I mean, if you think about it, what are regulations even for? It's like, I can contaminate local groundwater if I want to. I can let a baby fly out a car window if I want to. Red tape, booooo. It's my right to whatever I want even if it hurts me! *pollutes ground water, neighbors new born child has crippling birth defects* See that LIEbrals? I disregarded regulations and nothing bad happened to me! That's honestly about as far as their thinking goes. Because something bad doesn't immediately happen to themselves when they disregard a regulation it means a regulation is BIG GUBMIT stepping on ARE FREEDOMS. Their thought process is on par with a rat given the choice between a switch that will release another rat or a switch that gives them cheese instantly while electrocuting the other rat. Instant in the moment self gratification at the expense of anything and everyone else. It also explains extreme climate change denial as well!
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Jesus Christ, I stop paying attention to this thread for a couple of weeks and now DbD is completely unintelligible gibberish. What the gently caress is even going on here? Is this some kind of story arc thing going on, or is Muir just coming apart at the seams again?
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TetsuoTW posted:Jesus Christ, I stop paying attention to this thread for a couple of weeks and now DbD is completely unintelligible gibberish. What the gently caress is even going on here? Is this some kind of story arc thing going on, or is Muir just coming apart at the seams again? Trick question: Muir's story arcs always involve Muir having a perpetual meltdown, hence the inane ramblings.
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crowfeathers posted:he couldn't resist. new year's predictions forever! Hey, he needs the time to 'do research' and finish the job of killing his liver! 
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TetsuoTW posted:Jesus Christ, I stop paying attention to this thread for a couple of weeks and now DbD is completely unintelligible gibberish. What the gently caress is even going on here? Is this some kind of story arc thing going on, or is Muir just coming apart at the seams again? You must've stopped paying attention for 6 years if you remember DBD being intelligible.
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tacodaemon posted:Yeah, judging from that short time in 2012 where Blowjob Russian was shamefully working in city code enforcement: I am sorry, I must speak all the simplest words in Russian, it is the way of my people.
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Samurai Sanders posted:Do the supporters and contributors to DBD understand this stuff, or are they as confused as us but assuming that Muir said something really deep and they just aren't smart enough to understand? It's kind of like a Ramirez cartoon. If you read it literally and live in the real world, it won't make sense. But if you believe the way he does and turn your brain off, you get the gist.
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I didn't realize Smoke Free Colorado had had any successes recently. I mean to be absolutely fair, I'd die for the right to smoke cigarettes so I can sympathize a little bit. I mean, it'd be a loving retarded reason to die "I fought for the right to kill yourself (and others) slowly!", but I'd die for the right to smoke nonetheless, as I suspect many other addicts would.
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I think that to fully understand Muir's dialogue you have to immerse yourself in the right-wing blogosphere as fully as he does. Maybe have someone hit you in the head with a bat.
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TetsuoTW posted:The difference is that Muir's belief system is like a constantly shifting morass of buzzwords and vague, half-constructed concepts, and if you stop watching for even a second you lose track entirely of what the hell everything was supposed to be because you've missed the intermediate steps between knockin' out mah Roosevelts and flipping EPA cars. At least with Ramirez you can just turn on Fox or something and pretty much get what he's going for.
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crowfeathers posted:he couldn't resist. new year's predictions forever!
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think that to fully understand Muir's dialogue you have to immerse yourself in the right-wing blogosphere as fully as he does. Maybe have someone hit you in the head with a bat. I usually just read Wonkette as well as Roy Edroso's weekly right-wing blogosphere roundups on the Village Voice website in order to keep up. The Freep thread helps too. I've been fascinated by underground rightwing lunacy forever though.
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think that to fully understand Muir's dialogue you have to immerse yourself in the right-wing blogosphere as fully as he does. Maybe have someone hit you in the head with a bat. Who knows, you might even get an ultra-badass vertical eye scar like the Oh Christ I think I can feel my brain starting to morph
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I got one from smacking my face into the edge of a metal bench when I was little. It was right in the typical badass kewl scar position. Tragically, it went away within a month. I could have been even more of an IRL animu character. Edit: Basically, odds are if it was deep enough to leave a permanent scar, you probably lost the eye in the process. I Killed GBS fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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JT Jag posted:I am willing to guarantee that he won't go into February. I have no idea how many more days of January he'll keep doing this though. I hope he continues until december.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:I got one from smacking my face into the edge of a metal bench when I was little. It was right in the typical badass kewl scar position. Tragically, it went away within a month. I could have been even more of an IRL animu character. So what you're saying is that Muiry Sue applies scar make-up every morning because he thinks it makes him look cool. That would explain it constantly shifting eyes.
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crowfeathers posted:How did Zed even get a vertical scar? Those aren't easy to get. Well, he got it from "serious maxillofacial, thoracic and cranial lacerations -- a drat horror story" from when Blowjob Russian's helicopter crashed in a sandstorm and then Zed had to "march 25 clicks" with his skull fractured, spurred ever onward by the thought of getting to grope his waifu again, and then while lying in a stretcher aboard a helicopter Zed shot a bad guy right through the bad guy's Koran to save Blowjob Russian's life. This happened in March-April 2011. tacodaemon fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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crowfeathers posted:How did Zed even get a vertical scar? Those aren't easy to get. The real mysteries come when it randomly switches sides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
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crowfeathers posted:How did Zed even get a vertical scar? Those aren't easy to get.
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tacodaemon posted:Well, he got it from "serious maxillofacial, thoracic and cranial lacerations -- a drat horror story" from when Blowjob Russian's helicopter crashed in a sandstorm and then Zed had to "march 25 clicks" with his skull fractured, spurred ever onward by the thought of getting to grope his waifu again, and then while lying in a stretcher aboard a helicopter Zed shot a bad guy right through the bad guy's Koran to save Blowjob Russian's life. This happened in March-April 2011. The most immediate question that comes to mind is: how much of said arc consisted of crudely/obviously traced porn?
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Eh, what the hell, here's the story -- it's harder to follow on Muir's site because of non-storyline strips interspersed as well as a giant missing-person flier attached to the bottom of several of the strips. I think the dude at the CIA talking about how "the Z-man always turns up" is actually my favorite bit of it.                 
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