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Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Rosa Gallica posted:

I really hope that the next season of this show will give Jessica Lange something different to do. She's a talented actress, but watching her stumble around playing a bitter, catty alcoholic who used to be a beauty queen has gotten old.

Have you ever tried watching some of the older movies she starred in, such as King Kong and All That Jazz? She's a phenomenal actress with a wide range.

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Thomase
Mar 18, 2009
I really wish they had finished Bates/Basset arc differently.

It didn't really match what I'd expect as their personal hell. Wasn't Lalaurie shoving poo poo in her daughters mouths earlier? Wasn't Laveau enjoying the torture and tear down of Lalaurie? I would have thought Lalaurie torturing Laveau for eternity with no visible payoff would have been their own personal hell.

ElPedro
Apr 22, 2008

xeria posted:

I don't know if it's ever said conclusively that Fiona knew Myrtle had nothing to do with Cordelia's blinding and just lied her face off to get rid of an enemy. She could have actually thought Myrtle had something to do with it -- because she was being real stalkery about Fiona and also was spotted at the hospital post-acid -- but couldn't prove it so she used Queenie to fabricate evidence and get Myrtle punished.

If I remember correctly, she asked a favour of Queenie (or half forced her), dipping her hand in acid so Myrtle's hand had acid wounds, thus framing her and killing an adversary.

EDIT: I didn't see it as her having any doubt, just being mean.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
I think a lot of the performances have been very good - Bassett as Laveau, Bates as Lalurie, Lange as Fiona, and Misty Day has been an entertaining character, but the rest of the show hasn't worked for me. The plot doesn't make sense, the characters' motivations seem to change on a dime, and they pile on CRAZY REVEAL after crazy reveal seemingly without any thought as to how it fits together.

I should go watch some previous seasons I guess.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Captain Mog posted:

Have you ever tried watching some of the older movies she starred in, such as King Kong and All That Jazz? She's a phenomenal actress with a wide range.

I don't care what her range is if she never has attempted to change up her acting in the last 40 episodes of AHS. It's probably not her fault that they typecasted her into a drunk old woman who used to be hot though.

The only person who really varied up her roles between the seasons was Lily Rabe. Everyone else is just a carbon copy of who they were in previous seasons. Again, not a bad thing, but I'm just getting irked over how much praise Jessica Lange is getting for stumbling around a set with a glass of whiskey in her hand every week.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Fiona really does come off like Ryan Murphy and friends said, "Okay, let's take Jude and make her a witch this time! And she's kind of regretful sometimes but not really! And Lana is also a witch AND her daughter! Ooooh, twist!"

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Captain Mog posted:

Have you ever tried watching some of the older movies she starred in, such as King Kong and All That Jazz? She's a phenomenal actress with a wide range.

The dude abides.


Rosa Gallica
Sep 13, 2011

Captain Mog posted:

Have you ever tried watching some of the older movies she starred in, such as King Kong and All That Jazz? She's a phenomenal actress with a wide range.

Yeah, I have! That's why I've been so disappointed by Ryan Murphy casting her as three minor variations of the same character for the entire run of this show. I'm glad that AHS has given her a chance for renewed recognition, but it's a shame it hasn't let her switch things up very much. I would love to see her play a completely different character type next season to really showcase her range.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Rosa Gallica posted:

Yeah, I have! That's why I've been so disappointed by Ryan Murphy casting her as three minor variations of the same character for the entire run of this show. I'm glad that AHS has given her a chance for renewed recognition, but it's a shame it hasn't let her switch things up very much. I would love to see her play a completely different character type next season to really showcase her range.

What's the opposite of a drunken floozie hasbeen? Oh yeah, a nun ... :saddowns:

(I'm kidding by the way, I agree that she's been too tightly typecast but I can't imagine her as anything else at this point).

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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fullroundaction posted:

What's the opposite of a drunken floozie hasbeen? Oh yeah, a nun ... :saddowns:

(I'm kidding by the way, I agree that she's been too tightly typecast but I can't imagine her as anything else at this point).

Her role as a Nurse Ratchetesque nun was very promising until they introduced her back story. I think it was unnecessary to make her a drunk floozy that season. It would have been much better if she just always acted like an evil head mistress who also happened to run over a kid and cover it up.

Part of the problem with AHS is that is always tries to explain a character's motivations in a way to make them sympathetic. While that should be the case for the protagonist, it soon becomes overdone and trite when it reaches every single actor in the program. It removes the mystery from some of the actors. We can't ever have an evil character just because they're evil, they always have some sort of dumb reason as to why they act the way they do. The only time that wasn't the case was LaLaurie who we learned just happened to always be a jerk.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Doltos posted:

Her role as a Nurse Ratchetesque nun was very promising until they introduced her back story. I think it was unnecessary to make her a drunk floozy that season. It would have been much better if she just always acted like an evil head mistress who also happened to run over a kid and cover it up.

Part of the problem with AHS is that is always tries to explain a character's motivations in a way to make them sympathetic. While that should be the case for the protagonist, it soon becomes overdone and trite when it reaches every single actor in the program. It removes the mystery from some of the actors. We can't ever have an evil character just because they're evil, they always have some sort of dumb reason as to why they act the way they do. The only time that wasn't the case was LaLaurie who we learned just happened to always be a jerk.

What about Dr. Arden? Being a Nazi is hardly sympathetic.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I wish James Cromwell would have come back to play the axe man.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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GreenNight posted:

I wish James Cromwell would have come back to play the axe man.

Oh, man, that would have been awesome.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
It would have just ended up a waste of James Cromwell instead of a waste of Danny Huston.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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LeJackal posted:

What about Dr. Arden? Being a Nazi is hardly sympathetic.

Yeah you're right, Dr. Arden is another LaLaurie. I'm trying to figure out the season 1 equivalent.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Possibly but I enjoy seeing Cromwell.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Cromwell should have been the head of the witch hunters. And the witch hunters should have actually done some witch hunting.

gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010

Doltos posted:

I don't care what her range is if she never has attempted to change up her acting in the last 40 episodes of AHS. It's probably not her fault that they typecasted her into a drunk old woman who used to be hot though.

The only person who really varied up her roles between the seasons was Lily Rabe. Everyone else is just a carbon copy of who they were in previous seasons. Again, not a bad thing, but I'm just getting irked over how much praise Jessica Lange is getting for stumbling around a set with a glass of whiskey in her hand every week.

I think Rabe is the only one with a wholly new character this season. Farmiga's Coven character is a weaker, wimpy Violet. Fiona is Murder House Lange. Kyle might as well be a cardboard cutout. Nan is a more fleshed-out Whatsherface.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Don't forget Spaulding, another creepy looking dude in love with Jessica Lange.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






They shoulda brought back Ian McShane to be the Axeman, minus the maudlin romance crap. Just full-on jazz and psycopathy.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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McSpanky posted:

They shoulda brought back Ian McShane to be the Axeman, minus the maudlin romance crap. Just full-on jazz and psycopathy.

When they brought him on in season 2 it seemed a lot like a Stevie Nicks cameo. McShane is too good of an actor for this show.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

LeJackal posted:

What about Dr. Arden? Being a Nazi is hardly sympathetic.

They did try to lighten his character through his love of Mary-Eunice, and made it pretty clear that without his position at the Asylum, he's really just a sad old man with many inadequacies. Speaking of, by the time the aliens had dropped Pepper off, he was already extremely confused and despondent to the events happening around him, and she made it very clear that all of his efforts were futile and a joke.

Sort of the same deal with LaLaurie, confused to a world very foreign to her, and, while still evil in her own right, completely muted to the greater evils and powers around her.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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OmegaBR posted:

They did try to lighten his character through his love of Mary-Eunice, and made it pretty clear that without his position at the Asylum, he's really just a sad old man with many inadequacies

Who also happened to rape and murder a bunch of girls in extreme BDSM situations. Then he also continued his Nazi medical experiments on his patients. I can see where they tried to humanize him though. He kind of fell short as a character because he wasn't the main evil guy of the season. Bloodyface and I guess the devil were the two main evil guys and they sort of stole the thunder from whatever Arden was doing.

rare bird
Jun 19, 2013

The official AHS Facebook posted an Inside the Coven featurette on the Seven Wonders and there were multiple behind-the-scenes-probably-spoilery clips spliced in. Not sure if it's legitimately a spoiler but I'll post an incriminating screenshot from the video here (definitely maybe a spoiler). http://i.imgur.com/zcBvWxa.png

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
My eyes glazed over and I read Seven Wonders as Stevie Wonder and I got real confused for a second.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

OmegaBR posted:

They did try to lighten his character through his love of Mary-Eunice, and made it pretty clear that without his position at the Asylum, he's really just a sad old man with many inadequacies. Speaking of, by the time the aliens had dropped Pepper off, he was already extremely confused and despondent to the events happening around him, and she made it very clear that all of his efforts were futile and a joke.

Sort of the same deal with LaLaurie, confused to a world very foreign to her, and, while still evil in her own right, completely muted to the greater evils and powers around her.

I saw that less as humanizing and more as leaning on psychosexual horror tropes, a la Alien, of repression and projection to effect violence

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Doltos posted:

I don't care what her range is if she never has attempted to change up her acting in the last 40 episodes of AHS. It's probably not her fault that they typecasted her into a drunk old woman who used to be hot though.

The only person who really varied up her roles between the seasons was Lily Rabe. Everyone else is just a carbon copy of who they were in previous seasons. Again, not a bad thing, but I'm just getting irked over how much praise Jessica Lange is getting for stumbling around a set with a glass of whiskey in her hand every week.

I realize she played a drunk in season 2 but she wasn't really drunk in any of the scenes. She was taut and tight. However, this entire loving show typecasts people if they aren't young or lily white.
It took me a long time to watch this show purely for this reason. When I did, I liked the storytelling early on, and Jessica Lange knows how to take any role by the balls and shake the goodness out of it, so I kept watching. But I am aware of how loving boringly cookie cut most of the characters are. And when you combine it with weak storytelling such as this season, the other mistakes become glaringly obvious because they don't have any redemption anymore. Ryan Murphy is a loving idiot when it comes to writing, as far as I'm concerned.

MadSparkle fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Jan 29, 2014

Taliaquin
Dec 13, 2009

Turtle flu

Doltos posted:

Her role as a Nurse Ratchetesque nun was very promising until they introduced her back story. I think it was unnecessary to make her a drunk floozy that season. It would have been much better if she just always acted like an evil head mistress who also happened to run over a kid and cover it up.
IIRC Jessica wanted to play an alcoholic. Or was it the insanity bit she chose? Either way, one of the important arcs for Jude was written because it's what Lange said she wanted to play.

This seasons really sucks, and I say that as someone who has loved it since the first ads for Season 1 were released. It sucks so much that I haven't even watched last week's episode yet and I don't really give a poo poo. (I plan on watching it back-to-back with tonight's.)

I'm still holding out hope for a better Season 4 since Murphy will actually listen to Lange and she said she prefers the dark, disturbing stuff a la Season 2.

rare bird posted:

The official AHS Facebook posted an Inside the Coven featurette on the Seven Wonders and there were multiple behind-the-scenes-probably-spoilery clips spliced in. Not sure if it's legitimately a spoiler but I'll post an incriminating screenshot from the video here (definitely maybe a spoiler). http://i.imgur.com/zcBvWxa.png
So it's the finale and that's what Myrtle's wearing? After a whole season of emphasizing her fashion sense, she's wearing something like that? :mad:

i am bones
May 18, 2010

We are the Crystal Gems!

Doltos posted:

Yeah you're right, Dr. Arden is another LaLaurie. I'm trying to figure out the season 1 equivalent.

Lily Rabe's spooky baby and her abortion doctor husband? Though they didn't get much screentime at all.

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
I'd venture that it's Dennis O'Hare's burnt man. Unlike Rabe (who was cast in a small part that became recurring when the producers really liked her), he was a regular that season, but only turned up in two-thirds of the season, and was killed off two episodes before the finale.

But the show has a lot of these kinds of roles. Anyone remember Joseph Fienne's Monsignor in Asylum?

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

rare bird posted:

The official AHS Facebook posted an Inside the Coven featurette on the Seven Wonders and there were multiple behind-the-scenes-probably-spoilery clips spliced in. Not sure if it's legitimately a spoiler but I'll post an incriminating screenshot from the video here (definitely maybe a spoiler). http://i.imgur.com/zcBvWxa.png

Hey, remember when we did that march to the pyre that was totally badass and everyone freaked out? ...think we can do that again?

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Mog posted:

Have you ever tried watching some of the older movies she starred in, such as King Kong and All That Jazz? She's a phenomenal actress with a wide range.

If you like batshit Jessica Lange then you should watch Titus, she owns as Tamora.

Actually, everybody should just watch Titus regardless because it's a rad movie.

P_T_S
Aug 28, 2009

GreenNight posted:

I wish James Cromwell would have come back to play the axe man.

Very few people want to have sex with James Cromwell. Ew.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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i am bones posted:

Lily Rabe's spooky baby and her abortion doctor husband? Though they didn't get much screentime at all.

Jeeze I didn't even remember that Lily Rabe was in season 1. The doctor could be it, also the home invaders. I think Season 1 was so good because there was no over-arching evil guy that had to die before the good guys won. It was the house. The house was evil and mysterious and its power was never quite explained. It was just evil for the sake of evil, which is good to have when you're actively cheering for the good guys to win. It made you really feel for the miscarriage and Violet becoming maggot mouth and dad guy getting hung from the balcony by ghosts.

Too bad there's none of that this season. I can't even tell you who the main bad guy is in Coven.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Tonight on American Shaggy Dog Story: Coven: "The Seven Wonders"

A new Supreme rises in the Season 3 finale.

I bet it's Spaulding's baby.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:
Someone else on the internet said it better than I ever could;
"This is Ryan Murphy in a nut shell. He starts off all his shows pretty good and then it just spirals into a disaster. This was why I was hoping AHS would succeed, cause it only allows him a season at a time to get characters and stories worked out and ended properly. But somehow he's manged to screw this season up."

Also can we somehow get this to appear at the top of every page from now on? It makes me so goddamn happy. I mean happier than it has any right to make a human being.


Hahahah oh just look at all this poo poo, oh internet: http://imgur.com/r/AmericanHorrorStory

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
The AV Club has its review of Coven up: "If AHS: Coven is about anything it's about being fabulous, specifically a fabulous dame."

Taliaquin
Dec 13, 2009

Turtle flu
I have never been less excited about a finale.

Paradox Personified posted:

Someone else on the internet said it better than I ever could;
"This is Ryan Murphy in a nut shell. He starts off all his shows pretty good and then it just spirals into a disaster. This was why I was hoping AHS would succeed, cause it only allows him a season at a time to get characters and stories worked out and ended properly. But somehow he's manged to screw this season up."
I try to only remember the good parts of Nip/Tuck. But as much as Dexter seems to have set an entirely new bar in lovely endings, the last episode of Nip/Tuck, now that I think of it, was pretty loving stupid.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Taliaquin posted:

I have never been less excited about a finale.

I try to only remember the good parts of Nip/Tuck. But as much as Dexter seems to have set an entirely new bar in lovely endings, the last episode of Nip/Tuck, now that I think of it, was pretty loving stupid.

It's almost like he tries to make his characters these really complex, fascinating individuals with intricate backstories & depth, and they are at first. But then, as his shows go on, they devolve into parodies of themselves who are a bit TOO weird and off-kilter. See: most characters on Nip/Tuck, nearly everyone on Glee, most of this season of AHS. He could really take notes from people like Joss Whedon & David Benioff who craft their characters to be compelling and unusual without devolving into ridiculous caricatures.

Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 29, 2014

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
It's been a long time since I've seen it but I think I remember hating everything about Nip/Tuck after about season 3.

I was briefly suckered into Glee too until I realized just how loving terrible and rote absolutely everything about it was. Glee is about as interesting as a Now That's What I Call Music! album.

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