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Rhinoceraptor posted:Time for a Lester classic I... this seems to AGC itself? I can't think of how you're supposed to interpret this in Lesterworld.
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Sir Rolo posted:
Often extreme republican voters are every one of those. An Accurate Cartoon.
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euphronius posted:Muir has had some type off stroke. I'm sure of it. If I could just have constant minor strokes and confuse them all for epiphanies and ecstatic flashes of brilliance, I'd take it. poo poo. I just want these guys to be happy. Like, I hope Muir finds a woman. I hope she's a horrible racist and an extremely unpleasant person, and that she beats him when he forgets to do the dishes. But I hope they're somehow happy and also that they never leave the house.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:26
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Seeing that angry letter to Bennett makes me happy because it reminded me that conservatives LOSE THEIR poo poo about liberal cartoons way more than we do. We see something like one of those Mike Lester cartoons, say "gently caress you Mike Lester" and go to drink our whiskey sours. A conservative sees a cartoon they don't like, and it's angry letters with clippings from the paper that are altered to AGC it, there's Fox News segments (they got angry about a Toles cartoon!) and official responses from politicians (Rick Perry and Ohman's BOOM! cartoon.) I think the most left-wing reaction to a conservative cartoon in recent memory was when #GotBrokenCodom became a thing on Twitter for a couple of days. And I guess you could count DailyKos dumping Ted Rall too. oh Oh god no 
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Feb 4, 2014 04:28
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Feb 4, 2014 04:30
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Lycus posted:Freedom Pie. You can eat it with your Freedom Fries. Quiche and fries legit sounds tasty. Maybe a spinach quiche, because that would make the meal healthy. Right?
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Feb 4, 2014 04:31
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Sir Rolo posted:I... this seems to AGC itself? I can't think of how you're supposed to interpret this in Lesterworld. Everything in there is good except Madonna/Britney and reality T.V., clearly a path is being laid down on which this country can carry morality. AGC
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Feb 4, 2014 04:31
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Sir Rolo posted:
I feel like Muir is really trying to qualify this with "elected democratic representatives" because he knows general conservative media like Beck or Savage couldn't pass that test.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:34
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I'm sorry, I just can't take this president seriously without a goatee and a hook hand.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:40
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If someone like Asay had used "WOMEN WEAR PANTS" like that, it would be funny, but knowing that the guy was once arrested for domestic violence makes it disturbing.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:44
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What exactly is this supposed to represent? A terrible nail in the coffin joke? Building a bridge? Is the joke that the bridge is unstable? Because, if it's made up of boards with Conservative talking points and it still can support two fully-grown men, that's pretty loving impressive. And I seriously can't wait until the Coca-Cola Super Bowl Commercial comics. 
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Feb 4, 2014 04:50
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Rhinoceraptor posted:Time for a Lester classic Lester is approaching Kelly levels of about everything he hates.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:50
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 Fill in the blank with something else and this easily becomes AGC by flipping it so that the guy we're supposed to relate to, becomes awkward and ignorant. (I mean he was already, but you get the idea).
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Feb 4, 2014 04:56
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agarjogger posted:If I could just have constant minor strokes and confuse them all for epiphanies and ecstatic flashes of brilliance, I'd take it. poo poo. I just want these guys to be happy. Like, I hope Muir finds a woman. I hope she's a horrible racist and an extremely unpleasant person, and that she beats him when he forgets to do the dishes. But I hope they're somehow happy and also that they never leave the house. Can you imagine how boring DbD would be of Muir got laid.
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Feb 4, 2014 04:58
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Feb 4, 2014 04:59
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Rorus Raz posted:Right, we never get angry about a cartoon, and we wouldn't definitely wouldn't consider sending the cartoonist hate mail. Furthermore, we don't take cartoons we hate and spend time altering them to- He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:02
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*Cuts veteran's pensions and VA funding*
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No, you're hurting vets by helping them in any way. To give a homeless vet an appendectomy for free is to deprive him of human dignity. Oh my god this poo poo sounds dumber every time I try to make it up and type it.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:08
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First actual edit. Been wanting to do one of these for a while. 
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Feb 4, 2014 05:15
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 On the bright side, Ramirez has spared us his terrible Boehner caricature.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:30
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Lester is a grade school bully. His version of humor will never evolve beyond stomping on a person's glasses while staring them in the eyes.
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Feb 4, 2014 05:33
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Sir Rolo posted:
The folly of becoming a master is that we lose perspective. Do not forget that to break stone with a bare fist is not a typical feat; nor read total babble as coherent because of your ability to decipher it effortlessly. Seriously, he's trying to make some kind of blowjob reference about the self-insert being in his fantasy neighbor's mouth.  1I like this one so much but there is not much narrative without a third element.  2
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Feb 4, 2014 05:37
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Seeing that angry letter to Bennett makes me happy because it reminded me that conservatives LOSE THEIR poo poo about liberal cartoons way more than we do. We see something like one of those Mike Lester cartoons, say "gently caress you Mike Lester" and go to drink our whiskey sours. A conservative sees a cartoon they don't like, and it's angry letters with clippings from the paper that are altered to AGC it, there's Fox News segments (they got angry about a Toles cartoon!) and official responses from politicians (Rick Perry and Ohman's BOOM! cartoon.) I think the most left-wing reaction to a conservative cartoon in recent memory was when #GotBrokenCodom became a thing on Twitter for a couple of days. And I guess you could count DailyKos dumping Ted Rall too. They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill
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Feb 4, 2014 05:38
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All the goddamn time we have conservatives calling Obama all kinds of things literally including saying he's the Antichrist. People do sometimes go too far in painting all conservatives with the same brush (and here I am admitting it, something I'm pretty sure Muir would never, ever do in the reverse), but there sure as hell are a lot of racists, sexists, and homophobes in the conservative movement, and there legitimately are right-wingers who are openly (if not very convincingly) clamoring to overthrow the government. I know "Obama needs to stop blaming Bush!" has been an Official Republican Talking Point for a while, but it genuinely is hard to overstate how much things got hosed up during the Bush years. It's a telling sign of just how bad it was that even hardcore conservatives are quibbling that liberals are blaming Bush too much rather than objecting to blaming him at all.
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Feb 4, 2014 06:02
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Mike Lester: Can't stop looking at men dressed as women? edit: he seems to be under the impression that we all have that problem.
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Feb 4, 2014 06:19
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I am afraid of myself. I am afraid of women. I am afraid of women. (Feminazi stole my ice cream)
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Feb 4, 2014 06:20
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I guess his argument is that it's the men dressed as women's fault that he can't stop looking at them? Gee, where have I heard that before...
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Feb 4, 2014 06:21
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Ugh it's all the fault of this sexy crossdresser that I keep thinking about man sex!
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Rhinoceraptor posted:Time for a Lester classic Just what the gently caress is wrong with quiche?  It's pretty much the dinner version of pie!
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Feb 4, 2014 06:28
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Have some Sallesino: This one is tittled "How you see your country":  In your country Outside your country  Bigger than the Beatles Superbowl: 
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Rhinoceraptor posted:Time for a Lester classic Morality itself ended when the King died. Or is he saying that Morality could only begin once Elvis died? GorfZaplen fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Feb 4, 2014 |
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DoctorPresident posted:Superbowl: Is that... is that a MLP reference?
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I guess, bronies aren't that big in México so he's probably just referencing the fact that the Broncos played so bad they're like Little Ponies. e. poo poo, wrong team.
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DoctorPresident posted:I guess, bronies aren't that big in México so he's probably just referencing the fact that the Broncos played so bad they're like Little Ponies. No, the Broncos lost the Superbowl. Embarrassingly so.
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Kalos posted:No, the Broncos lost the Superbowl. Embarrassingly so. Yeah, I know. I absentmindedly typed Colts instead of Broncos.
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