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a man sized mint chocolate chip meatloaf slathered in Guy's secret roux served in the inflatable swimming pool of an unfortunate child two heaping helpings of beef gristle served inside a football helmet with a side of coconut gravy or half a plastic bag of nacho cheese, your choice
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so who is this guy fieri guy exactly and why do people keep buying his frozen/canned stuff?
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Feb 4, 2014 09:47
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a pan seared stick of butter smeared around a bowling ball and covered in gourmet cigarette ashes a bowl of marinated cheese doodles aged to perfection and served in a martini glass
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Feb 4, 2014 09:47
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Dipped in Donkey Sawce bitch  Welcome to fuckin' Flavorton
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Feb 4, 2014 09:48
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guy fieri looks like the ed hardy of processed foods
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Feb 4, 2014 09:49
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freshly scalloped potatoes flung in the general direction of your table via catapult a tostinos pizza double frozen in liquid nitrogen that you bob for in a communal pool of melted soft-serve ice cream
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Feb 4, 2014 09:50
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Feb 4, 2014 09:51
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I ate at Johnny Garlics in the mid 90s when he first opened. It was pretty mediocre and we never really ate there again. kinda suprising the he ended up being popular 10 years later.
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Feb 4, 2014 09:51
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a slice sauteed watermelon served within a gelatinous cube of hair gel
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Feb 4, 2014 09:53
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Room temperature fatback glazed in sweetened "catsup" and spiked with raw, unadulterated ghost peppers. Served on a sweaty silken size "XXL" shirt (with a dragon design) that was worn by a middle aged gardener as he toiled all day.
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Feb 4, 2014 09:54
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Feb 4, 2014 09:56
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Canned tuna fish cut with relish and jelly beans, cooked sous vide style. Served in the ziplock bag that it was cooked in, along with two (2) tokens for the in-house jukebox that can only purchase Hoobastank songs.
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Feb 4, 2014 09:59
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A deep-fried iceberg lettuce wedge liberally dusted with cajun spices served with a habanero remoulade ranch sauce and a side of Guy's Kicked Up Shortrib-Style Baked Beans. also a pube on the edge of the plate.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:13
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Half a dozen under-cooked "hard boiled" eggs that you have to peel. Served on laminated 8 x 11" printout of Guy Fieri and Steve Harwell taking a picture of themselves in a Motel 6 bathroom. If you look closely, you can see that Harwell is staring at Fieri's crotch.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:23
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jalapeņo pop-tarts, served cold with au jus
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Feb 4, 2014 10:33
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a rotisserie chicken stuffed with stir-fried cigarette butts blended into a fine paste and injected directly into your blood stream
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Feb 4, 2014 10:34
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a sealed mason jar purported to contain air from the tomb of christ
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Feb 4, 2014 10:38
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a puff pastry stuffed with roasted peanuts served with a motor oil reduction
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Feb 4, 2014 10:40
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redstormpopcorn posted:A deep-fried iceberg lettuce wedge liberally dusted with cajun spices served with a habanero remoulade ranch sauce and a side of Guy's Kicked Up Shortrib-Style Baked Beans. also a pube on the edge of the plate. can we go light on the pube or maybe no pube? waiter throws ten gallon hat to the floor in disgust ma'am im going to have to ask you to leave
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Feb 4, 2014 10:42
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4kg of disco fries served on a massive waffle, topped with fried hog bungs and a jello-cream cheese dressing.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:42
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a punch bowl filled with country ranch dressing topped with grated cheese. warning: spicy four thimbles of spiced chocolate liqueur imbibed from the navel of a local farm hand
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Feb 4, 2014 10:45
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a whole turkey run under a white chocolate waterfall for six hours and served to your table off the back of a 1987 chevy el camino
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Feb 4, 2014 10:48
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an irregularly shaped cut of meat, origin unknown. pair with bagged milk.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:51
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a smoked football marinated in its own juices since dusk, finely chopped and served on a folded american flag
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Feb 4, 2014 10:52
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an iPad displaying a video of a desperately starving man eating an entire roast hog. the man appears to be under duress.
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Feb 4, 2014 10:56
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a seasoned batting cage compressed into its base elements and served to you on a sesame seed brioche bun
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Feb 4, 2014 10:58
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hickory-smoked Babylon 5 DVDs served with a side of en croute shaken baby leper bites. Comes with a barrel of okapi sauce warmed by a dead U-boat engineer.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:18
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Two dozen poorly prepared eggs.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:22
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An omelet.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:22
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a 12oz strawberry sundae filet grilled to perfection and served medium rare on a bed of steamed overalls
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Feb 4, 2014 11:26
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the eggs
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Feb 4, 2014 11:29
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a foul-smelling tarpaulin bundle, unfurled to reveal an undifferentiated mound of piping hot garbage
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Feb 4, 2014 11:31
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dynamite crab nachos aka 'crachos a la guy' (w/ great flavor)
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Feb 4, 2014 11:33
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a four foot nacho pie cut into quarters and served to you speared on a trident by a woman's lacrosse team
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Feb 4, 2014 11:35
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Half a dozen under-cooked "hard boiled" eggs The eggs arrive scrambled rather than boiled and you heavily suspect there are bits of chicken fetus mixed into them.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:36
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Guy Fieri is apparently on the front lines of a food revolution nws
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Feb 4, 2014 11:39
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^^^^^  M&M pot pie wrapped in filthy linens and served with a dusting of your father's ashes
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Feb 4, 2014 11:39
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Oh my.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:40
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farm raised jort drizzlins sieved onto a whole wheat sausage
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A set of Beats by Dr.Dre(TM) Headphones sauteed in armpit sweat, covered with 18 types of rotting shoelaces and sour cream 32$
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