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funroll loops posted:I think the extra weight from the poo poo in your pants might slow you down The weight is already present. It just might have an effect on how aerodynamic a person is when it gets clutched in place by the suit.
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Wodka time. Perhaps wodka sterilize Costas' eye
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So do this many wipeouts normally occur or is it a byproduct of the courses being poorly made?
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Internet Kraken posted:So do this many wipeouts normally occur or is it a byproduct of the courses being poorly made? Clever Russians basically built some nice deathtraps such as making the ramps too fast for some events such as snowboarding.
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Internet Kraken posted:So do this many wipeouts normally occur or is it a byproduct of the courses being poorly made? IOC realized that more wipeouts = more viewers, so they made the courses extra hard for more fun!
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They're trying to compete with John Henson.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:The weight is already present. It just might have an effect on how aerodynamic a person is when it gets clutched in place by the suit. Hmm, but I don't think its poop until it comes out of your butt?
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grapey posted:I'm tired of looking at Bob Costas' gross eyes. The glasses aren't fooling anyone, duder. Bob's eye is sick of him too. It's trying to escape. Do we have any new pics of the eye? E: apparently it has spread to his other eye. THE REVOLUTION BEGINS! 
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funroll loops posted:Hmm, but I don't think its poop until it comes out of your butt? But it doesn't suddenly gain weight from your colon to your pants... And yes, it's poop quite a time before it exits...
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NBC's coverage is just awful. I think they've been skipping over some of the better wipe outs. Also if your not reading most of this thread in a bad Russian accent your doing it wrong. Also http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-more-b.s.-news-stories-that-fooled-your-facebook-friends/ Cracked trying to ruin the fun of these Olympics at number 3
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BBC announcer on Lisa Zimmerman's performance in ski slopestyle: "That was like getting into a taxi in Cairo." And yes I watched NBC's coverage of the men's moguls and they skipped all the wipeouts. They played the Americans, the Canadians, and a couple Austrians I think. One of the Americans fell on his butt. 
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Openly Gay Medalist 'Cuddles' with Putin 
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womens ski slopestyle is the greatest sport ever.
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kierrie posted:womens ski slopestyle is the greatest sport ever. As a fan of watching women collide with hills, I agree.
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kierrie posted:womens ski slopestyle is the greatest sport ever.
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SpannerX posted:http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/02/09/olga_graf_russian_speed_skater_unzips_suit_for_accidental_striptease.html
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Grey Fox V2 posted:Blogs are losing their poo poo over this aren't they? Holy poo poo everyone stop the presses we ALMOST saw side boob but didn't actually see anything! Come on I want to know what's underneath that skintight jumpsuit?
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Internet Kraken posted:So do this many wipeouts normally occur or is it a byproduct of the courses being poorly made? It's hard to say at this point, but from hearsay I know I don't recall this many wipeouts happening at any previous winter olympics. Subtle problems with a course can throw off even the best pros something fierce though.
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Illegal Username posted:oh my god her left leg must be broken like in hundred different ways Do not worry, she will be treated in glorious Sochi hospital! They have tarp bandages and fur of poisoned stray dog to keep patient warm while she drinks vodka to stop pain.
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mirthdefect posted:i heard that in the US it's sold as a meal for one and costs like $7 c/d 20 piece for 5$ And Christ someone get cost as a z-pack stat.
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Konjuro posted:From another angle: In hospital with a broken jaw...
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KomradeX posted:Also http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-more-b.s.-news-stories-that-fooled-your-facebook-friends/ Cracked trying to ruin the fun of these Olympics at number 3 Calling BS on Cracked's BS. There's been more photos than just that one, i.e. the one with the two guys in their ski garb. One of the clubs in my town has this setup in their womens toilet too, it's not the most uncommon thing in the world.
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turtlecrunch posted:
Here in Switzerland they had a musical montage.
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Konjuro posted:From another angle: impressive form 9.8/10
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Do they re-spray the ice after each curling match? you can see the traces where they've brushed away all the grit
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Wait, what the hell is with the american snowboarders uniform? They look like they've been shopping at Goodwill. In the 70's. And then used the clothes to make a scarecrow.
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Phlegmish posted:impressive form 9.8/10 Gotta give her credit for the recovery too.
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Harrower posted:Gotta give her credit for the recovery too. Very true, making it all the way down the hill after a crash like that takes real courage. And gravity.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wait, what the hell is with the american snowboarders uniform? They look like they've been shopping at Goodwill. In the 70's. And then used the clothes to make a scarecrow. It's retro fashionable.
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KomradeX posted:Also if your not reading most of this thread in a bad Russian accent your doing it wrong.
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Cthulu Carl posted:... and gravity. Which is the real winner in Sochi. But is OK - Paralympics happen in March, so all injured athletes get second chance, no?
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patchwork suits for a patchwork olympics OoOo*
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