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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice



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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

>make out passionately with old man

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
> Approach man and greet him.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
>piss gently caress cum poo poo wank

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
>go south

something9999
Oct 7, 2013

Quidam Viator posted:

> Approach man and greet him.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
> say to old man "WHAT NOW DAD I ALREADY CLEANED THE YURT"

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
> Grab shining rod above old man's head

e:

> Beat old man to death with shining rod above old man's head

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
> "Go away, I've already heard the good news!"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>SMELL old man.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID
>find some pants

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
order old man to eat his hands in honour of his lord

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

> kick walking stick

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
> Take that stick, dude

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
>dispatch soulblighter to bring back the deceiver's head

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
> gather supplies + beef jerky for quest

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
take the dude's cloak and stick

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
>ask the old man to suck you off

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

> cancel world of warcraft subscription

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

changing to this

walking fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Feb 13, 2014

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.
>go east

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
>add old man's head to your collection

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
> seek out the deceiver

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012
>do a backflip

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Demand this old white mutha fucka get his cracka rear end out your face.

Are we black? We look black.

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

this

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
> be alric, seek the iblis stone

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Stalins Moustache posted:

take both heads from the pole, stick your hands in them to use them as punching gloves,turn to the old man, stare him in the eyes "lets do this" and walk off into the sunset

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



take the man's robe and fashion it into pants

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp
>make all the same mistakes your dad did

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

bones jones posted:

>make all the same mistakes your dad did

This is not the point of an RPG :(

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


s p a c e d
Jun 21, 2012
>challenge the man to a crunk style dance off for his stick, it could hold magical powers

obviously with heads still attached to hands

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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
>throw heads at crow

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