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Ugh, I loving hate when people go insane with hashtags and aren't being ironic.   These aren't including the bathroom selfies taken from the floor level (I think he has some timer app as its not built into instagram last I checked).
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Erays3r posted:
I read #selfie as #sterile for some reason, which made it hilarious that he was announcing that he was sterile via hashtag.
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an overdue owl posted:Woah, small world. I can top your last one. I don't think our mutual friend fully understands St Patricks' day. Another awkward story, nothing to do with this guy. This story takes place when we were about 17-18, for reference. We had a guy in 6th Form who would just always carry a skateboard around, always wore a skating related snapback and would generally talk about 3 things - Self-harm, skateboarding, or girls. All three he was pretty much a failure at, but it was girl chat which always stuck with me. We'd all sit in a group, a good mix of girls and boys, and chat poo poo or play massive games of Mario kart or whatever, and he'd always do the same routine: look at his phone, sigh loudly, and then look around expecting 'WOAH something just happened in this guy's life!'. Everybody knew he did nothing but bullshit about everything though, and so nobody really asked him anything, which meant he'd often repeat it after a few minutes. One time after he did it and nobody cared, he shoved his phone into someone else's face. They looked at it, turned to him and said along the lines of 'why the gently caress are you showing me that', and of course somebody asks what it was. Turns out, it was nudes of a random girl. This sets him off, and he goes into his big explanation about how it's a girl he knows who thinks he's hot and how many more he has of other girls and so on so forth, everybody just staring at him. He thinks he's awesome, everybody else thinks he's creepy because he's got a reputation for being a bit of a lech and is pretty ugly in general. Somebody asks him how he knows the girls, he says he knows them from skating after school. This leads to the million dollar question, how old are the girls in the pictures. He says they're all in high school, so he's been carrying around a phone full of nudes ranging from 13-17. Then he starts to backpedal and say that they're fine because a lot of the girls are now over 16, and when it's pointed out that a) that is still child porn and b) the age of the girl doesn't matter, it's the picture, he starts trying to explain the law to us and how it's perfectly legal. I was going to post a picture of him, because he really does look awkward (greasy long hair and a weird goatee), but I'm afraid I've given away enough info to ID him as it is. Fingerless Gloves has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Feb 12, 2014 |
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Feb 12, 2014 23:22
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I read to the bottom waiting for the joke #truebravery
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Feb 13, 2014 00:00
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I like the random puppy at the bottom.
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NESguerilla posted:I like the random puppy at the bottom. It tells you that all men are nothing but puppy dogs and we're all cute and cuddly and poo poo. (all over)
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Feb 13, 2014 00:30
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EmmyOk posted:I read to the bottom waiting for the joke #truebravery SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
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Feb 13, 2014 00:49
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In the comments for a daft punk song on youtube:      
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Feb 13, 2014 01:01
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EmmyOk posted:I read to the bottom waiting for the joke #truebravery "No one ever asks me if I want some lotion on the skin  "
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Feb 13, 2014 01:03
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Paladinus posted:Can she get up? Also, is there even a connection between Doctor Who and rubber ducks? Am I not nerdy enough to get that? I think the eleventh doctor makes some comment about a there being no ducks in a duck pond in his first episode. 
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Feb 13, 2014 02:10
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Every time I see this ad I have to chuckle. They couldn't get a better hand model than the guy with the chubby, hairy fingers and chewed nails? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=939qJdnGLM8
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Feb 13, 2014 03:05
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From Plenty of Fish:
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Ambitious Spider posted:I think the eleventh doctor makes some comment about a there being no ducks in a duck pond in his first episode. Trap sprung ConcreteDachshund posted:Every time I see this ad I have to chuckle. They couldn't get a better hand model than the guy with the chubby, hairy fingers and chewed nails? They clearly know their target audience! I don't know what this is though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWHjYeLTScQ
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Feb 13, 2014 03:16
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Drilled Sausage posted:I don't know what this is though: If he stuck to this theme consistently I would be weirdly impressed.
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Feb 13, 2014 03:26
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I saw this license plate frame while walking the dog. It's not really ugly or gross, just awkward.
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Basically people like these are why I moved from Philly
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Feb 13, 2014 04:15
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 Usually with bad make-up, I at least get what look they're going for but in the instance, I'm stumped.
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This just popped up on Facebook. Went to high school with this guy, and he's some low level tech support for some lovely company.
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The awkward side of online dating: This guy messaged my friend on a non-fetish dating site and opened with that top message 
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Feb 13, 2014 08:49
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Maybe if somebody's opening line is "ever pissed on anyone before" and you say "yes" you might be inviting that behavior.
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EmmyOk posted:I read to the bottom waiting for the joke #truebravery Truly, only when the injustice of misandry is ended can men gain the human right to drown five children and get away with it.
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Action-Bastard posted:From Plenty of Fish: "There's no good ones out there anymore."
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Feb 13, 2014 09:29
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Best opening message I ever got on a dating site was this: I got a lot of creepy messages but this one just made me laugh.
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Erays3r posted:
Do hash tags still work in the comments? I thought they had to be in the status or main article.
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flagella posted:Best opening message I ever got on a dating site was this: This is great. I think it's the way he signs it 'Jim', just gives it such an air of casualness.
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Youtube is easy picking I know From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ3BAF_15yQ
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Vintersorg posted:Ugh, I loving hate when people go insane with hashtags and aren't being ironic. You seem like a cool and secure person.
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:Truly, only when the injustice of misandry is ended can men gain the human right to drown five children and get away with it. And I love how they consider being sentenced to a psychiatric hospital for years, if not decades, of your life, all while having to live with the guilt of what you did, "getting away with it." And not to mention the whole implied premise that they WANT to drown children? Or something? post-partum depression/psychosis is a real thing, the whole story is a massive tragedy, and Andrea Yates didn't "get away" with anything. ConcreteDachshund posted:Every time I see this ad I have to chuckle. They couldn't get a better hand model than the guy with the chubby, hairy fingers and chewed nails? George Costanza, he is not.
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step aside posted:How long can you last listening to this voice? I made it just past the point the definition showed up in text.
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vice just posted reborn babies, on the subject of crazy sterile ladies who buy plastic babies and pretend they're real. I'm 5 minutes in and the sad and crazy is already showing a little. VVV zoux posted:This is more sad creepy than funny creepy. come oooooon 
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unpacked robinhood posted:vice just posted reborn babies, on the subject of crazy sterile ladies who buy plastic babies and pretend they're real. I'm 5 minutes in and the sad and crazy is already showing a little. This is more sad creepy than funny creepy.
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Is it still "bad" awkward if it's on purpose? These guys kind of owned. Note the kid's reaction, the anime porn in the background, the pierced bellybutton poking into the shot, etc etc etc.
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unpacked robinhood posted:vice just posted reborn babies, on the subject of crazy sterile ladies who buy plastic babies and pretend they're real. I'm 5 minutes in and the sad and crazy is already showing a little. I watched the whole thing and that was the saddest thing I think I've ever seen.
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unpacked robinhood posted:vice just posted reborn babies, on the subject of crazy sterile ladies who buy plastic babies and pretend they're real. I'm 5 minutes in and the sad and crazy is already showing a little. It reminded me of those guys who dress like huge ugly dolls. That's their children. And real dolls are their wifes. A perfect family. Why can't those people just have a cat or a dog? Why would they want to become creepy saddos?
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lolll posted:I watched the whole thing and that was the saddest thing I think I've ever seen. I must be a giant rear end in a top hat tonight because the part from 09'00 to 10'00 is the setup to an hilarious payload. She explains how her wedding was a romantic and magical experience, and how she was to release doves at her wedding for good luck and all. Then this little dove was just too cute so she felt it and kissed it then got a lung disease from the bird which turned into a metabolic disease which left her crippled for 3 years I know the suffering of others isn't usually really fun but it's so unexpected and the deadpan delivery makes it for me
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BiohazrD posted:This just popped up on Facebook. Went to high school with this guy, and he's some low level tech support for some lovely company. That Moogle shirt is incredibly loving good though
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