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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
saw this ad recently



what a talented artist, legs so proportionate.
Yes getting penetrated makes me want to buy anime.

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 11:34 on Feb 17, 2014

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



SybilVimes posted:

Obama was a WoW player, and no-one made attack ads about that.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

BjornOfBorg posted:

What is the guy in the Celtics shirt holding up?

a frisbee. Cause, ya know, a graveyard is a great place to work on some Ultimate Frisbee.

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Facebook is paying off today.

NWS: Obese naked "pinup" http://i.imgur.com/vklEnd4.jpg

The same photographer is responsible for some peak awkward shots that just hit my feed, I genuinely feel bad for the woman who receives them :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The sad part is that she'd obviously be really good-looking if she dropped all that weight.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:



Man, I would really love to have high deaths per second. :allears:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I have a feeling he's used pony motion tracking to do much, much worse.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

PuntCuncher posted:

Facebook is paying off today.

NWS: Obese naked "pinup" http://i.imgur.com/vklEnd4.jpg

The same photographer is responsible for some peak awkward shots that just hit my feed, I genuinely feel bad for the woman who receives them :(

The bubbles plus her pasty white skin makes it hard to see where she ends and the bubbles begin, which makes her look more like an amorphous blob than she would otherwise.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Dr. Killjoy posted:


I like her horns...

Is one of her horns falling off? It looks like it's taped on.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
It's surgical tape. She must have gotten that one implanted recently.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

That's enough, Johnny Depp.


also lol @ the lift in those shoes.

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

PuntCuncher posted:

Facebook is paying off today.

NWS: Obese naked "pinup" http://i.imgur.com/vklEnd4.jpg

The same photographer is responsible for some peak awkward shots that just hit my feed, I genuinely feel bad for the woman who receives them :(

This is just a terrible shot for her. The angles just don't suit her, but it would've been great regardless.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

bitchymcjones posted:

It's the Midwest. It's all varying degrees of homely here.

This is so true :smith:

Not "not attractive," like in a "you're kind of plain" sort of way, but genuinely homely. Just unfortunate-looking. It seems to get worse the closer you get to either Branson, Missouri or Marion, Illinois.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's called the State of Misery for a reason.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



MageMage posted:

How terrible are you at cleaning yourself in the shower if your imaginary pony kicks you out of bed because you smell so bad?

...why am I even asking this?


If I remember rightly from one of the Awkward Internet threads, some of the bronys who did that version of tulpa creating they do ended up having the mental ponies call them out as losers.

Religious Man
Nov 28, 2010

Perfect God and Perfect Man


Spotted in the wild. Ignore the elbow joints and you can't tell if you are looking at her back or front.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

axolotl farmer posted:

New Falmer mod for Skyrim looking terrifying.

That's clearly an Argonian. :colbert:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

PuntCuncher posted:

Facebook is paying off today.

NWS: Obese naked "pinup" http://i.imgur.com/vklEnd4.jpg

The same photographer is responsible for some peak awkward shots that just hit my feed, I genuinely feel bad for the woman who receives them :(

What is all of this obsession lately with "pinup" photography? I swear, it came out of nowhere.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

karl fungus posted:

What is all of this obsession lately with "pinup" photography? I swear, it came out of nowhere.

Because old pin-up models weren't rail thin, and a misunderstanding of how dress sizes worked in the 50s, obese women decided that they're made in the image of "curvy" models.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007


how dare these mudslingers use my trademarked ska band name Orc Assassination Rogue

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

maybe it's just the giant hat, but I'm getting a real cancer patient vibe to this picture. Like that's his make a wish, wearing a suit at a red carpet event.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

areyoucontagious posted:

maybe it's just the giant hat, but I'm getting a real cancer patient vibe to this picture. Like that's his make a wish, wearing a suit at a red carpet event.

Well, he WAS in Family guy this last* year, that's KINDA like cancer...

* drat you time, I'll get you one of these days!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



orphean posted:

Is this the same guy who made the video of him getting eaten and shat out by a cartoon fox? I'm just going to assume it is so I can sleep tonight knowing there's not two of these guys out there.

Edit:
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw

Oh yeah, that crazy Romanian dude. I think his creepiest video might actually be this one that doesn't even have any animation added to it at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YHhCrR37Q

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scarf posted:

That's enough, Johnny Depp.


also lol @ the lift in those shoes.

They're meant to look like that. Stupid, that is.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Jerry Cotton posted:

They're meant to look like that. Stupid, that is.

and they also have an excellent name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel_creeper

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

Oh yeah, that crazy Romanian dude. I think his creepiest video might actually be this one that doesn't even have any animation added to it at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85YHhCrR37Q

WTF. I don't have the slightest idea what that's about, other than "Hi, I am a creeper."

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
hey guys subscribe to my podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk8WyOeaFhc

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


These are the weird hand-wavey face-makey dancing kids gif kids mostly all grown up, aren't they?

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Jerry Cotton posted:

These are the weird hand-wavey face-makey dancing kids gif kids mostly all grown up, aren't they?

Can someone please post that gif? It makes me so happy every time I see it.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Oh, snap!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



This just baffles me because there is no need to film it. I listen to a bunch of podcasts that are presumably pretty nerdy guys just arguing on a couch, but the magic of radio lets me ignore all that and just listen to them speak. Whatever point those two are making in that video is completely lost as I watch that goofy ginger kid gesticulate with his arms and think of Crazy Frog.

edit:

Pineapple Salad
Apr 4, 2012

What a neverending story, Mark!

Sociopastry posted:

Can someone please post that gif? It makes me so happy every time I see it.



e:fb

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



Actually, while googling for the gif I learned that there are dozens of different versions with each one cut slightly differently from the video. It's beautiful. :allears:

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
A grown woman throwing a huge tantrum because she can't get on the boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AXf5vjQV-w

it kept getting worse :stare:

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Religious Man posted:



Spotted in the wild. Ignore the elbow joints and you can't tell if you are looking at her back or front.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

:stare:

I think I need to post in the "things you just figured out" thread that the California Raisins are kinda racist.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The most awkward, and weirdest video I've seen in a while.

Shia LeBeouf's "art" exhibit. Which is awkward and creepy on it's own, has an extra added dose of awkwardness thanks to the great people at Screen Junkies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6rDDZioHoM

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Twee as gently caress posted:

A grown woman throwing a huge tantrum because she can't get on the boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AXf5vjQV-w

it kept getting worse :stare:

I was expecting to have a good laugh at a fat person trying to get into a canoe. Instead I'm treated to a 4 year old stuck in a fully grown body and a whole mess of awkward MRAs and SJWs battling it out in the comment section about whose fault this is.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

DrBouvenstein posted:

:stare:

I think I need to post in the "things you just figured out" thread that the California Raisins are kinda racist.

You should read up on the sociopolitical reasons they were even created, because they become EVEN RACISTER once you know about the farm workers grape boycott and loving Ronald rear end in a top hat Reagan.

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Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Speaking of grown rear end people acting like 5 year olds, here's a crazy fat lady being really angry over causing a minor accident and flipping her poo poo when she finds out she's being filmed. The part where the cop follows her to her car to yell at her is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKDU2Hb2mg

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