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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jwyMiilgE

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Is this the game we're playing now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yBHbmtpHQY

men with brooms is one of the best bad movies ever.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Powershift posted:

Is this the game we're playing now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yBHbmtpHQY

men with brooms is one of the best bad movies ever.

Men with Brooms is a 2002 Canadian romantic comedy film, starring and directed by Paul Gross. Centred on the sport of curling, the offbeat comedy tells the story of a reunited curling team from a small Canadian town as they work through their respective life issues and struggle to win the championship for the sake of their late coach.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
How can we forget this SomethingAwful classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Say Nothing posted:

How can we forget this SomethingAwful classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smuMVMDDeK8


and on tv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYeQCyTQFGA

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Vernii posted:

Sochi is a gift that keeps on giving.

Pussy Riot members attacked by Cossacks with whips



EDIT:

Better story at The Washington Post, which has video (video was originally posted by RT, who took it down, but The Telegraph already rehosted it).

As expected, Russia taking a heavy lead in the downhill slide from civilization event.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Kuuchish
Jan 8, 2014

by Ralp
North Korea better do something crazy next winter olympics in South Korea.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Kuuchish posted:

North Korea better do something crazy next winter olympics in South Korea.

South Korean olympics will be seen as a provocative move, and the Glorious Leader will win every event and set all new world records in the name of the Worker's Paradise.

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Powershift posted:

Is this the game we're playing now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yBHbmtpHQY

men with brooms is one of the best bad movies ever.

Oh, Paul Gross. You're the only man who could, however briefly, make me interested in curling. :allears:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



This is amazing, what's it from?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
Glorious Sochi media broadcast centre, of course.

It's from an Australian comedy show, specifically the last five minutes or so of this episode: http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/view/81661606

That link's probably geoblocked if you're outside of Australia, so you'll need to use the standard methods to be "from Australia". TBH it's not the best work Micallef's ever done, but it's still ok.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



lol read something about an athlete finding a wolf in her room

too bad it's probably just a husky

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Be friends with the wolf, but, keep one hand on your ax

OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008
Can't say I was expecting "People Attacked by Cossacks" to be a news headline in 2014. Good job exceeding our expectations, Russia!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



'pussy riot whipped by cossacks'

unironic headline from russia

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
I managed to get access to the Japanese online coverage of the games on NHK's website and it's weird because there is no commentary at all.

I'm watching the women's 2 person bobsledding and the first 3 teams to go are in first (USA), second (Canada), and third (USA)in the order they went. The times seems to be getting progressively worse with each run. Is this a result of the warm weather?

Also, Russian Team 2 didn't pull their horizontal pushing bar in until into the first curve. I don't know if it would be funnier if they forgot or if it jammed.

Kuuchish
Jan 8, 2014

by Ralp


MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Phlegmish posted:

'pussy riot whipped by cossacks'

unironic headline from russia

If I didn't know the context I'd be turned on.

any colour you like
Jul 19, 2006

Prying open my third eye

MustelaFuro posted:

I'm watching the women's 2 person bobsledding and the first 3 teams to go are in first (USA), second (Canada), and third (USA)in the order they went. The times seems to be getting progressively worse with each run. Is this a result of the warm weather?

I think the best teams in bobsledding are the ones that get to ride first, as the ice gets progressively worse as more teams ride on the track. So it's probably a combination of the skill level of the teams going after, and the quality of the ice.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
I'm not sure how the initial order is determined, but they reverse the order from the second to third run, and then again from the third to fourth. So some of the runs have the fastest team first, then second fastest, etc. Since times are cumulative, the only time people move up or down in spots for the later runs is when they were really close to their neighboring competitors and put in a really good or really bad run.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Drone_Fragger posted:

This is amazing, what's it from?

Australia TV, "mad as hell"

any colour you like
Jul 19, 2006

Prying open my third eye

I Greyhound posted:

I'm not sure how the initial order is determined, but they reverse the order from the second to third run, and then again from the third to fourth. So some of the runs have the fastest team first, then second fastest, etc. Since times are cumulative, the only time people move up or down in spots for the later runs is when they were really close to their neighboring competitors and put in a really good or really bad run.
But when they reverse the start order, they take a break after half of the competitors are done to fix the ice so that the best competitors will get proper ice. I don't know too much about this though, so I might be wrong.

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe
It's mother loving ultimate curling time NOW!

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

any colour you like posted:

I think the best teams in bobsledding are the ones that get to ride first, as the ice gets progressively worse as more teams ride on the track. So it's probably a combination of the skill level of the teams going after, and the quality of the ice.

I was wondering about this in general in r/t ice and snow sports. It seems like the more a track (in anything - moguls, ski jump, snowboarding, skating, curling) is used, and the more the snow or ice changes from use combined with weather conditions, it seems like it would give an advantage to someone at some point and create an uneven situation for judging. Why isn't there a standardized situation (course, temperature, grooming between uses) for ice and snow sports? I'm guessing cost, logistics, and tradition. I also realize I'm probably thinking way too much about this.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

SpannerX posted:

It's mother loving ultimate curling time NOW!

Hairrd. Hairrd. HAAAAAAAAIRRRRD.

Officer Woman is on the case after Bobrovsky was killed 3 days to retirement.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

SpannerX posted:

It's mother loving ultimate curling time NOW!

I was staring down the ice nervously, preparing for my delivery, when the stone vanished into a puff of purple smoke. A good-looking man in a purple tracksuit walked out of the mist—it was the ultimate curler! “I thought there was only supposed to be one hack at each end of the ice,” he said. Suddenly out of breath, I doubled over, and the seam in my pants ripped. “Looks like you been havin’ double takeout too drat much.” I had to fight back tears as I carefully walked away. “Yeah, imagine that, you goin’ to the hog line.” I tried to think up a rebuttal but he said “and your hat is ugly too” and I was like “drat”

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
canada we go haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



dud root posted:

Another similar graph is power consumption during the soccer in the UK. During the breaks some 20 or 30 million people turn their kettle on at the same time.

You're thinking of our awful TV soaps - For example http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-154910/Power-surge-soap-killer-strikes-again.html

Nobody drinks coffee/tea during soccer, that's absurd. We're essentially a nation of alcoholics.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

EL BROMANCE posted:

You're thinking of our awful TV soaps - For example http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-154910/Power-surge-soap-killer-strikes-again.html

Nobody drinks coffee/tea during soccer, that's absurd. We're essentially a nation of alcoholics.

But everybody flushes at the same time, that must be even worse.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
You know poo poo is getting intense when you have to bring out the giant compass.

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

Phlegmish posted:

lol read something about an athlete finding a wolf in her room

too bad it's probably just a husky

It's just upgraded wild dogs when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vv8jc-P4w

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I love the curling commentators, when the crowds were cheering and making noise they did nothing but complain about it but now they're quiet they won't stop bringing it up.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was staring down the ice nervously, preparing for my delivery, when the stone vanished into a puff of purple smoke. A good-looking man in a purple tracksuit walked out of the mist—it was the ultimate curler! “I thought there was only supposed to be one hack at each end of the ice,” he said. Suddenly out of breath, I doubled over, and the seam in my pants ripped. “Looks like you been havin’ double takeout too drat much.” I had to fight back tears as I carefully walked away. “Yeah, imagine that, you goin’ to the hog line.” I tried to think up a rebuttal but he said “and your hat is ugly too” and I was like “drat”

The Silver Surfer vs Fantastic Four version of this is still one of my favorite posts. :allears:

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



huge props to the canadian womens team, some drat good curling. kind of got me interested in watching it.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Eat it, Sweden. :canada:

Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010
Sweden's Women's curling team still hasn't recovered from making this I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlU_vvITynM

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Sakarja posted:

It's just upgraded wild dogs when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vv8jc-P4w

Is just room service!



But do not leave door open

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sakarja posted:

It's just upgraded wild dogs when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vv8jc-P4w

Oh wow, a husky. I'm quivering in my boots.

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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
It is a particularly clever wolf that has used a tarp to make a Husky costume :colbert:

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