Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Phenotype posted:

Or wait until you're level 15, since he doesn't scale that well, and murder him with two casts of the Moses dreidel.

I was a little disappointed, because I put off Al Gore's quests till I was done with the game and had already seen people amazed at how difficult it was. Although he did wipe me the first time, because after the first spin of the dreidel it looked like any other easy fight, and I wanted to see all of his abilities. So of course he just plain cripples me in the next round or two and kills me.

The Secret Service guards don't gently caress around. I got through it in about 4 or 5 tries by abusing the everloving gently caress out of stuns and items.

Fighters are broken as hell if you build around PP regen and max out Ground Stomp and Bull Rush. I built around Roshambo early on, but since Zombies are immune to gross out I stopped using it in the second half of the game. Ground Stomp hits drat hard and has the easiest command, so it carried me through the last portion of the game once I got the upgrade that makes it stun everyone. If they're armored, Bull Rush them until their armor becomes manageable. I pretty much used Butters the entire game due to having the "regen 2 PP on a heal" perk - I abused his healing touch with this to get back 6 PP per turn.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Cartman's final ability is definitely useful against bosses though, especially against The Sparrow King in Mr. Slave's rear end in a top hat near the endgame. That, and it was probably the funniest ability to use.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


CharlestonJew posted:

Cartman's final ability is definitely useful against bosses though, especially against The Sparrow King in Mr. Slave's rear end in a top hat near the endgame. That, and it was probably the funniest ability to use.

It's also super easy to do. Just rub a pen over all the face buttons real fast.

"Press the shown button" QTE-type attacks like Kyle and Kenny have always gently caress me up, though. I grew up in a Nintendo household and I'm not used to using the 360 gamepad so if I try to go by the letter of the button instead of the color I'll screw up.

Smol
Jun 1, 2011

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.
I don't have the game yet, but I'll have to admit, this is the best thread to read out of context.

User0015
Nov 24, 2007

Please don't talk about your sexuality unless it serves the ~narrative~!
Stan is the best ally. He has Way of the Sword which means he's a bad rear end. He also cleaves rows.

I really wish there was more gear and weapon customization in the game. It pretty much boils down to 1 or maybe 2 good weapons in your level range.

Mootallica
Jun 28, 2005

It's cheesy as gently caress, but I ended up using Jimmy to kill Al Gore. Just constantly casting his sleep ability to cause the Secret Service guys to be taken out of the fight over and over again until he was dead then taking down a guy at time after that.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I just got to Canada and it's pretty great but I wish they would have gone all the way with it. Switching out of the retro graphics for combat was disappointing.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
I can't do the ranged fart attack. I'm stuck at where Cartman is teaching you how to do it. I'm playing on PC, following the prompts, but I never get told to click the right mouse, I'm just holding left mouse and pressing A then D in time, but nothing.

Any tips? Has anyone else had this issue?

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

EvilElmo posted:

I can't do the ranged fart attack. I'm stuck at where Cartman is teaching you how to do it. I'm playing on PC, following the prompts, but I never get told to click the right mouse, I'm just holding left mouse and pressing A then D in time, but nothing.

Any tips? Has anyone else had this issue?

You don't press them in time. You press one or the other until you find the right frequency.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Yea, ignore that stuff during the fart tutorials, A and D are simply used to move around the oval to find the right frequency, it's not a rhythm thing. That goes for the next one you'll learn, too.

They really should have playtested that a bit more because it's obvious how confusing those tutorials are, they could have been simplified and explained better.

Incidentally for any buddy special where it tells you to push 2 keys down and it looks like it's alternating(Butter's hammer throw for instance) ignore that and just slam A and D together as fast as you can and you'll get the throw prompt in like a second and get the most damage out of it.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

bilperkins2 posted:

Yeah I definitely want to reiterate that the Obsidian guys are great and I really appreciate the hard work they put into this. I'll bet many if not most were working plenty of overtime for probably at least 3 months, if not more, so I should not steal ANY of their thunder. It was 99.999% them, 0.001% me.

Gratz on a successful release, now quit posting and go make some dlc so I can give you more money :v:. I wont tell you what boss I think should be in the game but Ill say that is should be startling.

Ok it should be this.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/190000/its-a-guinea-saurus-rex

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I don't like that the game allows you to fight adults. It destroys the idea that the fighting is just kiddie make-believe. If a child confronts an adult he ought to solve the situation through a puzzle or dialogue, like they do in the show.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Baron Bifford posted:

I don't like that the game allows you to fight adults. It destroys the idea that the fighting is just kiddie make-believe. If a child confronts an adult he ought to solve the situation through a puzzle or dialogue, like they do in the show.

A lot of the humor of the game is fighting things that aren't part of the make-believe game but treating them like they are.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Baron Bifford posted:

I don't like that the game allows you to fight adults. It destroys the idea that the fighting is just kiddie make-believe. If a child confronts an adult he ought to solve the situation through a puzzle or dialogue, like they do in the show.

eh, it bothered me for a second too but its not like the kids are really carving eachother up with swords either, I just took it as some adult would come along and you would scream "Backback stab back stab" and then run away. The game works best when its just some massive story all in the kids imagination.. and well Randy too but Randy is an adult child anyway. If they showed what was really going on it would be like the final fight scene in Major Boobage.

Sober
Nov 19, 2011

First touch: Life.
Second touch: Dead again. Forever.
I must've wiped like 3 times to Al Gore, but that was the only difficult fight. And by difficult I mean you just need to pay attention and possibly actually use items before attacking each turn. I'm surprised you can block the shots the Secret Service guys do even if the block prompt doesn't appear, which saves you from getting bleeds, which I guess is where most of the difficulty comes from.

Also totally just focusing down the two rifle secret servicemen is all you need to do and the rest is cleanup from there.

Oh, I finished the game as Wizard on normal. Maxing out Dragons Breath so it strips armour is so loving good, but I feel like the combat system feels a bit imbalanced where you can't really stack that much armour while the enemy occasionally has fuckton amounts of it. That and you can't really see stat numbers so it feels a little nebulous at where you're going other than upgrading weapons every level or two and putting on more powerful patches/strap-ons.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

One of my favorite things about South Park is how often the adults get wrapped up in the kids' make-believe. Stuff like all the citizens getting wrapped up in following Mysterion as a real vigilante; or the revelation that everybody in town is fully aware that there is a Professor Chaos and General Disarray out there up to no good; or the Police buying into the kids as "Junior Detectives" and sending them into a strip club to bust up a crime ring; Craig as The Chosen One etc.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

One of my favorite things about South Park is how often the adults get wrapped up in the kids' make-believe. Stuff like all the citizens getting wrapped up in following Mysterion as a real vigilante; or the revelation that everybody in town is fully aware that there is a Professor Chaos and General Disarray out there up to no good; or the Police buying into the kids as "Junior Detectives" and sending them into a strip club to bust up a crime ring; Craig as The Chosen One etc.

The whole superhero arc would make for such a good sequel. Pick your superhero class, roll with the Coon and fight crime. :black101:

Mintberry Crunch Preorder bonus

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Choosing between Kyle and Cartman was one of the hardest choices I've had to make in an RPG. On the one hand, you've got Stan and Kyle, two of the most recognizable characters on the show. On the other hand you have Butters and Kenny in drag. In the end, Butters won me over.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

I really like the combat in this game but I wish there was a difficulty above Hardcore. Fights end way to soon, especially when you abuse stun and multi-hit weapons + bleed.

PantsBandit posted:

Choosing between Kyle and Cartman was one of the hardest choices I've had to make in an RPG. On the one hand, you've got Stan and Kyle, two of the most recognizable characters on the show. On the other hand you have Butters and Kenny in drag. In the end, Butters won me over.

I just sided with Cartman because he taught me the "magic" and Kyle just showed up.
I will definitely be doing a second playthrough later, choosing all the other things.

Datasmurf
Jan 19, 2009

Carpe Noctem
Damnit, I really wish for a way to replay missions or a new game + for the future, but I have my doubts.

I'm missing two friends and one holy icon. The former is Clyde and the CEO of Chinpokomon, and the latter is Stegmata, which is apparently found in Kyle's garage, but his garage is empty. ><

Oh well, I guess I'll have to make sure to get them on my third playthrough.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
The quest marker is pointing me to Jimbo's for the quest to get into Token's. Do I need to do his quest first?

Eddain
May 6, 2007

Relin posted:

The quest marker is pointing me to Jimbo's for the quest to get into Token's. Do I need to do his quest first?

You need to buy a gas mask from Jimbo's so the security guard in front of Token's house can't turn you away.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Jerusalem posted:

Honestly I think Butters' parents might be the worst parents in the entire town, they're pretty much monsters who are psychologically abusing the hell out of their kid. Randy at least is just a hugely embarrassing and immature dude who wants more than anything for his son to think he is cool.

drat are we actually talking about the parenting skills of South Park characters?

...You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Something Awful thread zone!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PantsBandit posted:

Choosing between Kyle and Cartman was one of the hardest choices I've had to make in an RPG. On the one hand, you've got Stan and Kyle, two of the most recognizable characters on the show. On the other hand you have Butters and Kenny in drag. In the end, Butters won me over.

I actually had no trouble deciding to stick with Cartman, not only because of Butters but because Stan and Kyle came across as such enormous, entitled dicks about the entire thing. From watching the show I know that Cartman is a huge rear end in a top hat who will screw anybody over at any opportunity, but even though he's a huge rear end in a top hat in the game too there's nothing about his interactions with Douchebag that would make that character think he should just automatically listen to Kyle. Kyle just tells him,"Cartman's the real bad guy" and then basically threatens him to do as he's told or else, which made it pretty easy for me to reject his side of things.

Happily replaying the game means I get to make the opposite choice now!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I chose the opposite against my better judgment because I thought a change of pace might be fun. Jimmy is hilarious and way over powered, but it doesn't make up for losing butters. Stan is boring as hell

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Help us or we'll tell everyone that you're a butthole!

I love it when the kids act like kids, like in the Black Friday episode when they're appalled at the thought of getting grounded.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
I chose Stan and Kyle cause betraying Cartman is funny and then the fight with him cemented my decision because the fart duel at the end of the fight was perfect. How does the fight against Stan and Kyle go?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I've got an odd glitch, none of my face or hair or helmet accessories are showing up. In my last game I got the Hoff Rynoplasty done and I think that's what knocked it all for a loop. I know it doesn't make that much of a difference, but still.

I'll try deleting my saves.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
You mean after you changed back to your normal face they don't show up? I don't think they're supposed to work with the Hoff face.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I've started a second play through and they wouldn't show up. Deleting my saves worked though.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I beat the game yesterday after ramping up the difficulty on my own. I tossed all my consumables and equipped nothing but my PJs and some lovely weapons. I ended up relying on swapping out Kenny and Butters a lot, basically so Butters could heal and Kenny could come in to die and revive.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

Naerasa posted:

I ended up relying on swapping out Kenny and Butters a lot, basically so Butters could heal and Kenny could come in to die and revive.

You killed Kenny, you bastard!

Kenny's row attack was a utter bastard for me and I never could get it done without consequences.

I do wish that Jimmy's limerick attack had some other variations, using the same one got slightly tiresome over the course of the game.

dahlis
Oct 26, 2005

Demolitions Expert
Ok now I'm really stuck. I got the fart magic and Kenny as my new party member. I decided to explore the forest by the lake to the far left of the map. Suddenly I ended up at the farm south of the Canadian border. The problem is I can't get back! There's a storage truck blocking the road to continue back to town and if I go back to the forest I just encounter endless hordes of wolfes until I end up back at the farm or the Canadian border? What am I missing?

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Jerusalem posted:

I actually had no trouble deciding to stick with Cartman, not only because of Butters but because Stan and Kyle came across as such enormous, entitled dicks about the entire thing. From watching the show I know that Cartman is a huge rear end in a top hat who will screw anybody over at any opportunity, but even though he's a huge rear end in a top hat in the game too there's nothing about his interactions with Douchebag that would make that character think he should just automatically listen to Kyle. Kyle just tells him,"Cartman's the real bad guy" and then basically threatens him to do as he's told or else, which made it pretty easy for me to reject his side of things.

Happily replaying the game means I get to make the opposite choice now!

They really should have given the player a choice somewhere in the middle (this joke has probably been done to death)

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

dahlis posted:

Ok now I'm really stuck. I got the fart magic and Kenny as my new party member. I decided to explore the forest by the lake to the far left of the map. Suddenly I ended up at the farm south of the Canadian border. The problem is I can't get back! There's a storage truck blocking the road to continue back to town and if I go back to the forest I just encounter endless hordes of wolfes until I end up back at the farm or the Canadian border? What am I missing?

The storage truck is blocking the road, not the sidewalk. Remember, their parents told them not to walk in the street because it's dangerous.

MadJackMcJack
Jun 10, 2009

PantsBandit posted:

Choosing between Kyle and Cartman was one of the hardest choices I've had to make in an RPG. On the one hand, you've got Stan and Kyle, two of the most recognizable characters on the show. On the other hand you have Butters and Kenny in drag. In the end, Butters won me over.

For me it was simple. Butters is my favourite character, so I really didn't want to fight him. Kyle has always annoyed me. And when Stan says "Don't join Cartman, he's evil!", Cartman replies "Well yea, that's why you should join us". Can't argue with that honesty :colbert:

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

dahlis posted:

Ok now I'm really stuck. I got the fart magic and Kenny as my new party member. I decided to explore the forest by the lake to the far left of the map. Suddenly I ended up at the farm south of the Canadian border. The problem is I can't get back! There's a storage truck blocking the road to continue back to town and if I go back to the forest I just encounter endless hordes of wolfes until I end up back at the farm or the Canadian border? What am I missing?

The crossing is left of the truck, near the tramp vendor, not on the right.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I just finished it in 10 hours after doing all the side quests, went back to pick up a couple of missing chinpokomon from the school and now I'm trapped in the hallway after the basement because you can't climb back up the cable you slide down to get there and the doors at the other end are locked with no key, so I guess I wont be finishing that up.

Glad I borrowed this from my brother instead of buying it myself because that was short as hell, definitely not worth full launch price.

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."
I wish hoods and hats worked when you were playing as David Hasselhoff.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
This game has awesome style and writing. The best game based on a comedy TV show I have played. The Family guy game needed to be something like this.

My only criticism would be to do with balance around levels and weapons. Did anyone else hit the level cap long before the game was over? The order you got given a lot of the weapons seemed strange. For example the Katana can be bought outright from Jimbo for twenty something dollars as soon as you have the money. Very late in the game after going to Canada and killing everything he tells you to hunt, you receive a key to open the chest up on the shelf behind him. Both the weapons contained inside are fairly weak and the axe is worse than the Katana. Or was that a joke and I'm just humorless?

  • Locked thread