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Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

I'm ok with this if it's cheap

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@FallonSmithCSN: Per source: Looks like Darren McFadden will sign/agree to Oakland's 1 year offer. #Raiders

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:49

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:27

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ten minutes left y'all. Ready for some poo poo?

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:50

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

Ten minutes left y'all. Ready for some poo poo?

yes

Kimberley A. Martin ‏@KMart_LI now
RT @clarencehilljr: The cowboys are releasing ware, per source

e: Ware's release confirmed by the usual sources

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Mar 11, 2014

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:51

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

10 minutes and the regular season starts, boys. Browns/Jags fans, we made it.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:52

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I'm fine with Edelman testing free agency. He hasn't made much of anything, and he's thoroughly replaceable. He's nowhere near the level Welker is outside of being also white. As long as the Pats walk out of this with equivalent to Talib and Edelman, then that's fine.

For what he'd probably cost, I'd probably rather have Emmanuel Sanders since I expect Decker will end up with a holy poo poo, he's getting what? kind of contract

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:52

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Ten minutes left y'all. Ready for some poo poo?

I'm gonna go run some errands and get lunch so I look forward to coming back to like 200 new posts in an hour.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:53

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

yes

Kimberley A. Martin ‏@KMart_LI now
RT @clarencehilljr: The cowboys are releasing ware, per source

Hoping he comes to Houston cheap, doubting he will

Parmesan Basil posted:

Ten minutes left y'all. Ready for some poo poo?

I am in fact waiting for the Texans to do absolutely nothing except sign some third string OL whose former team didn't even want him and maybe bringing Jason David out of retirement

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:54

Famous TV Dad: Nov 1, 2011

Parmesan Basil posted:

Ten minutes left y'all. Ready for some poo poo?

Ready to lose three starting OL? No thanks.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:54

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

yes

Kimberley A. Martin ‏@KMart_LI now
RT @clarencehilljr: The cowboys are releasing ware, per source

So last year he converted a bunch of base salary into a signing bonus to get the Cowboys under the cap and now that all gets added in this year.

Fun.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:55

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

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The #Cowboys are set to release star pass-rusher DeMarcus Ware,

Good Bye Only decent player on Cowboys defense.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:55

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Apparently Whitner is almost certainly gone to the Browns and the Niners are targeting Antoine Bethea. That seems like a fairly lateral move. Should result in less personal fouls at least.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:55

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

The Iron Sheik
gently caress the Mike Florio follow the real NFL genius @incarceratedbob he break all the news back before the toupee wearing jabroni

If you ever needed more proof that the Shiek owns.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:56

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

yes

Kimberley A. Martin ‏@KMart_LI now
RT @clarencehilljr: The cowboys are releasing ware, per source

e: Ware's release confirmed by the usual sources

Congrats to whatever NFC East team wins the division playing the Cowboys in Week 17 this season

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:56

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Kalli posted:

So last year he converted a bunch of base salary into a signing bonus to get the Cowboys under the cap and now that all gets added in this year.

Fun.

Eh they still get $7.5m in cap relief, and they're still ridiculously over the cap aren't they?

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:56

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

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Repeating: #Bucs will push for #Bears QB Josh McCown, CB Charles Tillman and possibly KR Devin Hester.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:57

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Winkie01 posted:

The Iron Sheik
gently caress the Mike Florio follow the real NFL genius @incarceratedbob he break all the news back before the toupee wearing jabroni

If you ever needed more proof that the Shiek owns.

Well, except for the time he said Nancy Benoit might have deserved what she got

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:57

Nawid: Mar 27, 2011

Winkie01 posted:

The Iron Sheik
gently caress the Mike Florio follow the real NFL genius @incarceratedbob he break all the news back before the toupee wearing jabroni

If you ever needed more proof that the Shiek owns.

His twitter account isn't run by him, it's run by two losers.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:57

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

lol

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PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter 38s
*beep*

Adam Shefter: this is adam

Ed Werder: and this is ed

togteher: and were not home right now hahaha

adam: shut up ed lol

ed: lol

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!; College Slice

These Steve Smith to the Ravens rumors excite me. Not as much as they would in 2005, but still!

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

Dexo posted:

Good Bye Only decent player on Cowboys defense.

Sean Lee when he's healthy? drat I'm super bummed that Ware is gone. He's been a favorite cowboy of mine for ever.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Vertical Lime posted:

From the real Mehta

Manish Mehta ‏@MMehtaNYDN
Austin Howard will hit the free agent market, per source. #nyj

Dumb.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Intruder posted:

Eh they still get $7.5m in cap relief, and they're still ridiculously over the cap aren't they?

Nah, they're under enough to sign rookies and assorted stopgaps now.

Yeah, they do get $7.5m in cap relief, but it would've been like $12m if they hadn't had to do that salary conversion last year.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

DMC on a one year deal. Now we can let go of Jennings with no issues. :eng101:

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:58

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Falcons Pro Bowl safety Thomas Decoud to be released by 4 pm EST, per source.

that's like now

Happy New Year TFF :toot:

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

squarerandom posted:

Sean Lee when he's healthy? drat I'm super bummed that Ware is gone. He's been a favorite cowboy of mine for ever.

Good thing he's never healthy.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:59

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

Kimberley A. Martin ‏@KMart_LI now
RT @clarencehilljr: The cowboys are releasing ware, per source

e: Ware's release confirmed by the usual sources

Now we see if Chip Kelly's strategy of "add players who beat you once" follows him to free agency

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:59

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Kalli posted:

Nah, they're under enough to sign rookies and assorted stopgaps now.

Yeah, they do get $7.5m in cap relief, but it would've been like $12m if they hadn't had to do that salary conversion last year.

Well they were still getting hosed by the cap penalty for not sticking to the collusion, correct? And now they're out from under that?

# ? Mar 11, 2014 20:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Vertical Lime posted:

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Falcons Pro Bowl safety Thomas Decoud to be released by 4 pm EST, per source.

Was he bad or just making too much money. Cause the Bears could totally use a Safety or 3

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Dexo posted:

Was he bad or just making too much money. Cause the Bears could totally use a Safety or 3

Both. He is a good guy, but good riddance DeCoud!

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I love the complex deals inked two minutes into FA, no tampering goes on ever guys. None.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

^^^ "legal" tampering :v:

1 minute motherfuckers!!!

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Volkerball posted:

DMC on a one year deal. Now we can let go of Jennings with no issues.

Saving Hue Jackson from himself I suppose

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

Michael Corleone: Mar 30, 2011; by VideoGames

I am stoked for the signing of Karlos Dansby because he reminds me of Clay Matthews Sr. in the middle if I had to make a comparison.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:00

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Well it's officially :f5:

Time. No point in trying to get any more work done today.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:01

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Winkie01 posted:

The Iron Sheik
gently caress the Mike Florio follow the real NFL genius @incarceratedbob he break all the news back before the toupee wearing jabroni

If you ever needed more proof that the Shiek owns.

That's not actually Sheik.

# ? Mar 11, 2014 21:01

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.