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LeJackal posted:Have some gifs of the incident, courtesy of me. This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases. 
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funtax posted:This just antagonized the raccoon population and resulted in a nonstop wave of attacks. Now the poor guy just spends all day long chucking raccoons down staircases. World War R
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CJacobs posted:Thank your raccoon-hurling man He's the founder of Digg. Too bad the digg button is gone.
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Ok, I demand a version of this gif where the raccoon explodes at the bottom like the Emperor in Return of the Jedi.
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Deteriorata posted:World War R https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE (trailer for a film called Zombeavers which really exists)
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HBomb posted:Yes. A cat in full battle mode is a little tornado of pain. MORTAL KOMKAT!!!!! (Admit it, the theme song just started in your head, didn't it?)
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PhotoKirk posted:MORTAL KOMKAT!!!!! Mortal Tomkat 
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Mortal Tomkat drat...
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Mortal Tomkat Haha drat
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LeJackal posted:Have some gifs of the incident, courtesy of me. My favorite part is the eyes catching the light at the bottom of the stairs. Just makes it look like he tossed a small fury demon. Which I guess raccoons kinda are.
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Fart Jockey posted:LOL animal cruelty! Yep he should have just let that wild raccoon kill his dog I dunno I think that piece of poo poo got what was coming to him which is why it's funny to me, personally. Raccoons are jerks.
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Fart Jockey posted:LOL animal cruelty! That raccoon would throw you down a flight of stairs if he could.
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Fart Jockey posted:LOL animal cruelty! I can't really call it cruelty if a) the animal in question is more than capable of tearing your face off, b) the animal is a known vector of infectious diseases including rabies, and c) the animal is attacking your dog. That's self-defense, plain and simple.
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LeJackal posted:Have some gifs of the incident, courtesy of me. This is not funny. That poor raccoon.
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One time a raccoon (or treasure cat as I call them) stood on my car and opened my trash can and pulled out all the garbage, then shat a huge turd on the trunk of my car, and left his little treasure cat footprints all over my car. The turd was the size of a Johnsonville Bratwurst.
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Koivunen posted:This is not funny. That poor raccoon. No sympathy for the dog it was mauling, eh? Considering that Kevin Rose could have easy used his big booted feet to stomp it to death, hurling it down a stairwell was probably the least harmful way of separating the animal from his dog. You know, the dog it was mauling. LeJackal has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Mar 13, 2014 |
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Hey, know what's an astoundingly good idea? Let's have yet another animal rights debate in the funny pictures thread. That way we're all sure to not be huge sperglords incapable of distinguishing pets from hostile invasive species! 
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Fart Jockey posted:LOL animal cruelty! I do feel bad for the raccoon (that said, I've never seen a raccoon, so know nothing of their arseholeness), but if anything attacked one of my dogs, I would gently caress its poo poo up !
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Istari posted:I do feel bad for the raccoon (that said, I've never seen a raccoon, so know nothing of their arseholeness), but if anything attacked one of my dogs, I would gently caress its poo poo up ! In a Disney cartoon, a raccoon is a cute, happy critter that sings songs about sunshine and rainbows. In the wild, it is a nasty little hissing disease vector that will gladly bite the crap out of anything it sees.
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Taciturn Tactician posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE Haha, this looks amazing.  We were looking for beavers. Well, aren't we all!
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Koivunen posted:This is not funny. That poor raccoon. It was in the process of attempting to disembowel that man's dog.
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So is it before and after wearing a visor, or...?
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Tha Chodesweller posted:So is it before and after wearing a visor, or...? Are you partially/mostly bald, and a giant douche who isn't secure in your manhood? If so, wear this visor with fake hair! It's just as stupid as a combover!
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Kheldarn posted:Are you partially/mostly bald, and a giant douche who isn't secure in your manhood? If so, wear this visor with fake hair! It's just as stupid as a combover! Instant midlife crisis! From man to douche in seconds!
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I had to talk to an old guy wearing this thing a couple weeks ago. I couldn't figure out if he was being ironic or not. Edit: it looks way faker in real life.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I had to talk to an old guy wearing this thing a couple weeks ago. I couldn't figure out if he was being ironic or not. Edit: it looks way faker in real life. So they're literally wig visors? Explains the second to last guy with the piss yellow hair with blood red tips then.
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Tha Chodesweller posted:So they're literally wig visors? Explains the second to last guy with the piss yellow hair with blood red tips then. No, you're looking at it backwards. The menare wearing a visor, then shave their head to attain that longed-for bald look after taking the visor off.
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now available in the gift shop of Guy Fieri's American Grill
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Captain Trips posted:Guy Fie-rug Diners, Drive-ins, and Douche-hats
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Ozz81 posted:Diners, Drive-ins, and Douche-hats Minute To Lose It ("It" Being All Of Your Self-Respect And Dignity)
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clownskull posted:One time a raccoon (or treasure cat as I call them) stood on my car and opened my trash can and pulled out all the garbage, then shat a huge turd on the trunk of my car, and left his little treasure cat footprints all over my car. The turd was the size of a Johnsonville Bratwurst. Why did this post make me laugh so loving hard?!  Thank you. I have tears in my eyes. To contribute...go where no man has gone before: 
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