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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wasabi the J posted:

That whole zero tolerance thing only gets used for the dumbest possible poo poo.

I mean I hate zero tolerance with a passion, but if you can't even use it to suspend KIDS ASSAULTING OTHER KIDS....

Uh, guy? The kid getting assaulted generally gets suspended under Zero Tolerance, too.

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OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008
I can't find the pictures now, but wasn't it proven that the little girl with the Afro who was told her hair was too distracting went to a private school where the administration was also black? So yeah, still lovely behavior, but probably a little more racially nuanced than people are thinking.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
That's the second time that specific black girl has been mentioned.

I looked up a link to see what this was about : http://www.clickorlando.com/news/africanamerican-girl-faces-expulsion-over-natural-hair/23159400

http://oldschool1003.com/2746870/what-is-the-price-of-a-young-black-life-black-girl-told-to-cut-or-straighten-hair-or-leave-school/

The girl's hair looks awesome.



Unlike this jpeg.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.


This thread is amazing.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

N. Senada posted:

The girl's hair looks awesome.



Unlike this jpeg.

I can see why sitting in class behind this girl can distract you from seeing anything in front of her.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Forti
May 5, 2009


Madonna really let herself go

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(
It came from facebook:

Aphtonites has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Mar 16, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aphtonites posted:

It came from facebook:

Why is he wearing chest waders in a museum?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



I'M SORRY THAT I ATE ALL YOUR CEREAL

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

unpacked robinhood posted:

I can see why sitting in class behind this girl can distract you from seeing anything in front of her.

If you actually click on the link you can see that her hair's not as huge as it looks in that picture. Perspective's a hell of a thing!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

nutranurse posted:

If you actually click on the link you can see that her hair's not as huge as it looks in that picture. Perspective's a hell of a thing!

indeed


Here's some perspective

unpacked robinhood has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Mar 16, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I'm sorry that I ate all the cheetos and drank all the mountain dew during my WOW raid at 3 in the morning.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

Here's some perspective


Why is there a giant bow on her phone? What if you want to lay it flat?

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

PaganGoatPants posted:

Why is there a giant bow on her phone? What if you want to lay it flat?

Like her, it can't.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
How is basically all of her body fat concentrated in her thighs?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

karl fungus posted:

How is basically all of her body fat concentrated in her thighs?

Hormones? Beginnings of lymphedema?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
How awkward/ugly/gross is it to quit your first job out of college, a $60k+/yr gig with Intel as a software developer to move back in with your parents to focus full-time on your "passion"?
Well, it's pretty awkward if your passion is doing live-streams of you playing video games for donations. The link shows him discussing it on his live stream.

Yep, never gonna regret that

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

canyoneer posted:

How awkward/ugly/gross is it to quit your first job out of college, a $60k+/yr gig with Intel as a software developer to move back in with your parents to focus full-time on your "passion"?
Well, it's pretty awkward if your passion is doing live-streams of you playing video games for donations. The link shows him discussing it on his live stream.

Yep, never gonna regret that

:wow:

"Oh no! Between work and video games there's not enough time for a personal life! I better quit my job for some Me Time."

I wish I could have been there when he tried to rationalize this to his parents.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Smiley. :)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


canyoneer posted:

How awkward/ugly/gross is it to quit your first job out of college, a $60k+/yr gig with Intel as a software developer to move back in with your parents to focus full-time on your "passion"?
Well, it's pretty awkward if your passion is doing live-streams of you playing video games for donations. The link shows him discussing it on his live stream.

Yep, never gonna regret that

Oh no, have an 8 hour a day job leaves no time for gaming, or having a kid, or a wife!. I must ruin my whole future so I can be the worlds best sparrow pilot with my fancy rear end mechanical keyboard.

Bitch please.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Humphreys posted:

Oh no, have an 8 hour a day job leaves no time for gaming, or having a kid, or a wife!. I must ruin my whole future so I can be the worlds best sparrow pilot with my fancy rear end mechanical keyboard.

Bitch please.

8 hour work day and 4 hours a day streaming. Jesus that is a lot of time on videogames but still not enough for following my perfect loser delusion dreams.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Does he at least make some money from the streaming? It's an incredibly stupid thing for him to have done, but if he's lucky and smart he could attempt to become some sort of acclaimed loser man-hero like the PA guys. If it's one thing I've learned about the internet, it's if you tell people you need donations to continue making your horrible video-game thing (or else you can't make that thing anymore!!), they will usually donate.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty
If I were one of those parents I would say hell no you're living free here to play video games all day, get the gently caress out of my house.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Not to defend this guy in particular, but where do I find one of these magical programming jobs that don't expect you to put in 50 hours on a slow week?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Cross-postin' some terrible ads:

Boon posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. Here I am happily watching the B1G championship game when I get TWO of these ads almost back to back. So, mouth agape, I decided to look them up. Amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXt8o0LA2-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_SY8JfHiW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThnCjec6Gu4

loving Virginia.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

rodbeard posted:

Not to defend this guy in particular, but where do I find one of these magical programming jobs that don't expect you to put in 50 hours on a slow week?

To be fair, my boyfriend's job is about 37.5hours a week as a programmer working for one of this country's main insurers and it pays very respectably. He does need to be on call right through the night every few months and it is high stress but it's absolutely not 50+ hours a week.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:



Looks like it goes into his pants too. :cry:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kheldragar posted:

Looks like it goes into his pants too. :cry:

:siren: OH MY GOD AN ADULT WITH PUBIC HAIR :siren:

gatz
Oct 19, 2012

Love 'em and leave 'em
Groom 'em and feed 'em
Cid Shinjuku
We're talking about someone with an anime babe as an avatar. This is probably a shock to them.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Jerry Cotton posted:

:siren: OH MY GOD AN ADULT WITH PUBIC HAIR :siren:

:siren: OH MY GOD THE HAVE SHAVED HALF NOT GOES INTO HIS PANTS

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Kheldragar posted:

:siren: OH MY GOD THE HAVE SHAVED HALF NOT GOES INTO HIS PANTS

There's nothing wrong with shaving your balls, and if somebody is going to shave half of his body, except his arms (and maybe legs), of course he's gonna shave his pubes.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-ZqheLJwE

I guess this would go under awkward... I don't know what other thread I would post it in. It evokes a weird sort of :unsmith: feeling in me, like I'm watching a broken person accomplish a small task.

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe
"Don't you wanna sit over here next to me?"

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!
What I expect is a queen or king sized comforter does not cover them all. That whole hang out looks incredibly uncomfortable.

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

"Don't you wanna sit over here next to me?"



Accounting for rear end-spread, I'm pretty sure they're about as close as they can get.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Oh jeeze, is that used???

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