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Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles

HandsomeMrFooFoo posted:

okay guys. fat rolls are ok in this thread I get it.

clean up your loving room you piece of poo poo. And get a drat job.

Soooo when did you get dumped?

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



well fat girls gotta focus on something to distract ppl from staring at forearms larger than my drat thighs

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

William Bear posted:


Hegel. Those eyes. :stare:

Don't worry, it's just the Swede:



Actually, do worry, it's the Swede. Christopher Heyerdahl is alright.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

PCOS Bill posted:

What the gently caress.

The awkward is you.

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

client
Aug 19, 2010

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

Look deep into your heart. you've known the answer all along

it's no

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

They're the new bogeyman for people who don't actually interact with people outside the internet.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

PCOS Bill posted:

They're the new bogeyman for people who don't actually interact with people outside the internet.

Putting the MAN back into bogeyman :mrapig:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Didn't see either that one or the bloody dick one (I think maybe my eyes were deliberately not seeing it in order to protect me?) but I did find :nws:this:nws: so I figure the trip through that tumblr was worth it.

This guy's a hero. He doesn't belong here.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

they're all over the place where i am right now, fortunately they're cowards and will scamper off with their tail between their legs if you call out their poo poo. so much for being alpha.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

There's the guy in England who sued the LSE for discriminating against men by having hard wooden chairs!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

Yep, I know at least one guy who ascribes to the MRA's brand of thought (or lack thereof). He sucks doodoo.

After a while things on the internet just become real. I was floored the first time I heard someone said something about narwals and bacon at a bar.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I swear the town I live in you could spend a whole day cataloguing these kinds of fine specimens and discover a whole encyclopaedia of new chromosones

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

They're mainstream enough that they were made fun of on Saturday Night Live.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard posted:

They're mainstream enough that they were made fun of on Saturday Night Live.

SNL also had an ICP "Magnets" sketch that like... 3 people who don't use the internet 90+ hours a week got, so that doesn't say much.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




hackbunny posted:

Now, I don't want to be typecast as the gross porn girl, but :nws:the poo poo I come across sometimes...:nws: just begs to be shared

I don't want to look for it again, but I'm pretty sure the original tumblr that's from is a (BDSM) slave woman who uses those piercings to hold in place a vagina zipper sometimes. :stonk:

Humphreys posted:

My brain had to process that a few times before it figured it out. Awful stuff but interesting take of safe sex (to prevent pregnancy at least)

That's...pretty inaccurate.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

13Pandora13 posted:

I don't want to look for it again, but I'm pretty sure the original tumblr that's from is a (BDSM) slave woman who uses those piercings to hold in place a vagina zipper sometimes. :stonk:
The gross porn girl linked it earlier:

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
I was horrified at first but the series of rings down there make it look like a headcrab.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That little twat tattooed I IX VII V to write 1975 and it makes me irrationally angry at him. I feel awkward.

Look, he's just representing his nerd cred. He has finished FFs I, IX, VII, and V in that order.

Krampus Grewcock posted:

Well can you think of a better way to get a maggot out of your urethra? :colbert:

Just pee apparently. Maggot human being :smugbert:

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

The entire website returnofkings.com is AUG. Some dimwit from my high school graduating class posted a terrible article from there, and it led me down a rabbit hole that threatens to consume my evening. God, people can be awful.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

walrusman posted:

The entire website returnofkings.com is AUG. Some dimwit from my high school graduating class posted a terrible article from there, and it led me down a rabbit hole that threatens to consume my evening. God, people can be awful.
"Oh come on it can't be that b-"

Oh. Oh.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I really want to know what a "male-safe space" is. I just keep imagining a room full of farted-in beanbag chairs and wallpapered with 80s powerlifting magazine covers.


I guess I need to stop trying to bring in my own rules.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I really want to know what a "male-safe space" is. I just keep imagining a room full of farted-in beanbag chairs and wallpapered with 80s powerlifting magazine covers.


I guess I need to stop trying to bring in my own rules.

This male-safe space would be fully stocked with [insert your favorite beer] and only people of the same religious and economical background would be allowed. These people also need a sense of humour, but never say anything that would offend me.

gently caress anyone that literally isn't a clone of myself.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
For some reason this woman sends an audition tape to the brazilian version of big brother every year. For some reason she is always rejected, but she already made a cult following

here's last year's tape, it's sorta :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoUCHI8RoVQ

brain.centipedes
Feb 6, 2010
RE: Hetalia chat:
Until this month, my job was helping a guy who was both autistic and in a wheelchair, and I was taking him to school at the local community college. While my charge and I were sitting at the bus stop on campus, a young gal sat down beside me on the bus stop bench.

GAL: [points to my charge] Is he autistic?
ME: Why don't you ask him yourself? He can talk.
GAL: Oh, cool! Me too. But you'd never know it if I didn't tell you.
GAL: I just got out of my creative writing class. Do you know what an OC is?
ME: Is that 'original character'?
GAL: Yes! I had to explain it to all my classmates. I'm also taking history. Have you ever watched Hetalia?
ME: No, but I know what it is.
GAL: Well, I never really 'got' history until I started watching Hetalia. But now when the professor starts talking about one country invading another, I just imagine that character from the show beating up the other character, and I can understand history now!
ME: Oh look, our bus is here. Nice chatting with you.

The young woman was basically this thread incarnate. It was pretty amazing.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

brain.centipedes posted:

GAL: [points to my charge] Is he autistic?
ME: Why don't you ask him yourself? He can talk.
GAL: Oh, cool! Me too. But you'd never know it if I didn't tell you.

I wished your sorry had the guy in the chair get up and just start beating her with the chair at this point.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Demon of the East posted:

"Oh come on it can't be that b-"

Oh. Oh.

I had to stop after a few paragraphs. This website has some of the ugliest and most disgusting misogyny I've ever read. If a woman who was a victim of sexual violence read that article about "The Awesome Temporary Power of Young Attractive Women" she would have a panic attack.

If you can stand it, this bit was the most horrific:

quote:

The allure of a pretty, young woman is substantial, and men struggle to resist it. I’ve often thought that cheerleading would decline in popularity among high school girls if they knew exactly what was in the minds of the men who saw them in those outfits. As all men know, it is sexual. If you are a slender, pretty, teenage cheerleader, every man you encounter wants to have sex with you. None of us care one iota about your cheer, your spirit, or your acrobatics. The whole thing is a joke; we want to look at your pussy. The fourteen-year-old passing you in the hallway at school, your male teachers, your classmates, your father’s friends, the bus driver, even the old men in the nursing home where you volunteer, we all want to gently caress you.

When you’re up there with your pom-poms shouting, “Go Team!” we are thinking the most nasty things you can imagine—anal sex, bondage, cumming on your face, you name it. If you encounter about 1000 men between the ages of 13 and 80 over the course of your year, probably 80% of them are fantasizing about having sex with you. Yes, your classmates are masturbating ferociously and craving you with great intensity. We may act nonchalantly in your presence, but that is not how we feel behind closed doors.

If you are young and attractive, every man who smiles as he passes you on the street is thinking one thing: “I want to gently caress that girl.” We do not smile out of kindness, not in the way we would smile at a puppy or a little kid. As you walk by, raw sexual images are what we envision. Fortunately, men have a modicum of willpower. Although a pretty sixteen-year-old might flirt with her teacher, virtually all men in that situation will resist temptation. But, oh boy would there be temptation! Every year, a few highly successful men in positions of power risk everything just to have sex with an attractive young female.

Ironically, it's also some of the most anti-male hate speech I've ever heard as well.

The guy who wrote this looks like a young Mitt Romney for some reason.



EDIT: drat, you're right about him using a picture of Jim Carrey Oops.

William Bear has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Mar 21, 2014

sixdeadpandas
Jan 15, 2011
Throw that boy pussy.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh4vlNMp3z3bBI8Fil
NSFW


Punctuation is everything

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

William Bear posted:


The guy who wrote this looks like a young Mitt Romney for some reason.



It's obviously Jim Carrey.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

In the cult classic Liar Liar.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

quote:

Any lettes up 4 sextng?! lol



I don't get why people put "lol" after everything they type. It isn't a period. My post history alone should show I am not a grammar Nazi, but goddamn. It is such a purposeless placement of something and I just don't get it.


SUPER EDIT BONUS PICTURE

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Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

HandsomeMrFooFoo posted:

okay guys. fat rolls are ok in this thread I get it.



clean up your loving room you piece of poo poo. And get a drat job.

Did she turn you down or something?

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
I hope it was Halloween.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



PCOS Bill posted:

They're the new bogeyman for people who don't actually interact with people outside the internet.
A few months back I hopped off the internet and went outside only to find four of them operating an "information stand" on the main road about how the government was destroying families by generally tending to give custody of children to the woman in a divorce because of the exact kind of patriarchy they are in favour of feminism.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ghostlight posted:

A few months back I hopped off the internet and went outside only to find four of them operating an "information stand" on the main road about how the government was destroying families by generally tending to give custody of children to the woman in a divorce because of the exact kind of patriarchy they are in favour of feminism.

Pics or it didn't happen. And even then I'm likely calling shenanigans.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Toymachine posted:

Soooo when did you get dumped?

Some posts in here have that weirdly personal feel.

But one glance at that girl's tumblr and I don't know why you'd pick her normal face to make fun of:

quote:

Vanity is my favorite Sin
Envy is my favorite Passion
Beauty is my favorite Crime
Love is my favorite Hate
Pain is my favorite Pleasure
& Glamour is my favorite Weapon ♥


☆ I like to surround myself with beautiful, pastel colored things ☆

☆ I’m a Georgia peach, and a sweet southern belle with the mouth of a sailor ☆

My hair is black, like my soul

✧ I dress like Morticia Addams, a pinup girl, & a princess ✧

♥ I don’t like stupid or repetitive questions. They anger me to no end ♥

✧ I like to fill myself with sweet things, so that I can become sweeter ✧

✧ I love anything covered in glitter & lace ✧

☆ I’m really nice once you get to know me. I promise ☆

♡ I aspire to be more like Draculaura ♡

Bolded my personal choice for merciless mockery.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:




I don't get why people put "lol" after everything they type. It isn't a period. My post history alone should show I am not a grammar Nazi, but goddamn. It is such a purposeless placement of something and I just don't get it.

It's a safety mechanism when you post something slightly risque so if the other person gets offended you can claim you were joking.

:v: Wanna sext me, lol

:byodame: What? Gross! Never!

:v: Calm down, geez, I was just joking around.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

This is literally the Republican version of Poochie from the Simpsons.


ArtIsResistance posted:

Do MRAs even exist outside of these forums and those 2 guys in Alberta?

One of the biggest MRA guys I know also happens to be a huge womanizer. I guess it helps that he's charming as hell.

E:nobody cares about Facebook statuses. Sorry.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This is what someone with Autism does with free-reign over what he is interested in.

He is awkward for sure, but I really do want to give him a round of applause with the way he is so passionate.

Read the article, then watch the video linked therein. I did a youtube search but couldn't find anything to embed.



http://www.freep.com/article/20140317/COL46/303170040/John-Carlisle-Marine-City-man-s-home-reflects-his-obsession-with-electronics

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