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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Y'all are just bias.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



yaaay spring practice \:unsmith:/

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

vikingstrike posted:

I find this funny:


Why yes, I am modern, sophisticated, and fierce.

Oh come on...

quote:

Alabama: Vibrant, Daring and Illustrious.
Arkansas: Dazzling, Daring and Vibrant.
Auburn: Fearless, Noble and Radiant.
Florida: Luminous, Edgy and Alluring.
Georgia: Modern, Sophisticated and Fierce.
Kentucky: Thrilling, Bright and Blue.
LSU Noble: Determined and Majestic. Corndogs.
Ole Miss: Stunning, Graceful and Breathtaking.
South Carolina: Energetic, Sizzling and Intense.
Tennessee: Energetic, Compelling and Selfless.
Texas A&M: Dedicated, Distinctive and Revered.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
^^^hey now buddy :argh:

Morby posted:

11 SEC teams have a signature fragrance for some reason.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2014/sec-schools-fragrance/

I was bracing myself for it to be another LSU corn dog joke

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT



Great picture choice Dan, you really have that Guy Who Betrays The Spartans hunch down pat.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Oh for the chance to learn coaching at the feet of Ed Orgeron.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

UGA slot-man, Star Wars expert, and all around awesome guy Chris Conley is getting recognized for his work in the community:

Red and Black Newspaper posted:

Conley, who is from Dallas, Ga., plays football for the Bulldogs and represents the Southeastern Conference on the NCAA Division I Student-Athlete Advisory Committee, while also serving on the NCAA Football Issues Committee. Conley is also the Bulldogs football team's representative on the UGA Athletic Association's Student-Athlete Advisory Committee, and he has appeared on several Athletic Director and SEC honor roll lists.
In the community, Conley has spoken to elementary age children about anti-bullying, setting goals, being a good friend and the importance of being a leader. Conley volunteers with Samaritan's Feet, Camp Sunshine, Play Excel Program, UGA Special Olympics and the UGA Learn. Local elementary and middle schools have also brought Conley in to serve as a guest reader and motivational speaker.

I know that a lot of teams have their players do community work, but Conley has been noted to going above and beyond. Glad he is back with us this coming season; he made some completely insane plays for us last season.

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

MourningView posted:

Oh for the chance to learn coaching at the feet of Ed Orgeron.

You can ask him questions about coaching The Rock

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Detroit_Dogg posted:




Great picture choice Dan, you really have that Guy Who Betrays The Spartans hunch down pat.
He looks like Norm MacDonald in that picture

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Morby posted:

11 SEC teams have a signature fragrance for some reason.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2014/sec-schools-fragrance/

Who all is headed to your team's spring scrimmage? I managed to get two tickets. :toot:

Texas A&M put their finest scent specialists on the project.

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Quest For Glory II posted:

He looks like Norm MacDonald in that picture

Who invented the hurry up no huddle offense? You guessed it: Frank Stallone

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

MourningView posted:

Oh for the chance to learn coaching at the feet of Ed Orgeron.
You know exactly what he's gonna say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY&t=36s

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

CollegeFootballNews ‏@ColFootballNews 56s
Spring Football 2014 Question No. 24 - Will Jeremy Pruitt lead Georgia to a national title? http://cfn.scout.com/2/1387559.html

they seem to think so :unsmith:

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
No

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Probably not

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

pillsburysoldier posted:

CollegeFootballNews ‏@ColFootballNews 56s
Spring Football 2014 Question No. 24 - Will Jeremy Pruitt lead Georgia to a national title? http://cfn.scout.com/2/1387559.html

they seem to think so :unsmith:

It's bound to happen one of these days

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

pillsburysoldier posted:

Bruce Feldman ‏@BFeldmanCBS 13m
HBO RealSports touting a 6-month investigation w "alarming discoveries" on education of student-athletes. Focus is: #UNC, #Memphis & #OU
Sneak peek just went up: http://www.shermanreport.com/real-sports-academic-issues-with-athletes-at-north-carolina-remarkable-athlete-profile/

UNC literally told their players what they were to major in and funneled them into bogus classes like Swahili, which they didn't even attend (I assume, under direction). Is this new info though or has this been known for a while?

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Mar 25, 2014

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

Quest For Glory II posted:

Sneak peek just went up: http://www.shermanreport.com/real-sports-academic-issues-with-athletes-at-north-carolina-remarkable-athlete-profile/

UNC literally told their players what they were to major in and funneled them into bogus classes like Swahili, which they didn't even attend (I assume, under direction). Is this new info though or has this been known for a while?

I remember the Swahili classes being brought up specifically.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Some prospective students made a dumb picture on our dead dog cemetery and now everyone is getting mad:

ACoolT5
Sep 23, 2003

All Hail Saban
Of the blood, and of the Tide

computer parts posted:

Some prospective students made a dumb picture on our dead dog cemetery and now everyone is getting mad:



What's next? Walking on "The Grass" and wearing a hat in the student union building? Pfft. Kids these days...

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

computer parts posted:

Some prospective students made a dumb picture on our dead dog cemetery and now everyone is getting mad:



Why did the girl in the front decide that pose was the best pose for this picture? I mean... huh?

LSC
Apr 17, 2006

My mother attended TAMU for a year and would intentionally walk on the grass.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Disappointed no one is pissing or spitting in that picture

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Disappointed no one is pissing or spitting in that picture

something something grode jar

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
VT approved the new indoor practice facility, should be done in 2015.

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

computer parts posted:

Some prospective students made a dumb picture on our dead dog cemetery and now everyone is getting mad:



What the hell is going on in the front of that picture?

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Since it's STILL the goddamn offseason have another Mack Brown twitter update:



It is also becoming ever more clear that he will never stop the series of tweets I call Mack Brown Breaks It Down. With Mack as our guide, we need never be intimidated by famous quotes - Mack takes quotes from his page-a-day inspirational calendar and spells them out in language even the common man can understand. Brace yourself for education and inspiration.

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"Act as if what you do makes a difference; It does." William James-Realize you are making a difference & keep doing it

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." Jackie Robinson-Let's make sure we impact others in a positive way

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"Well done is better than well said." Ben Franklin-Let your actions do your talking

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
“@gabe_v24: @UT_MackBrown Thanx Coach for the quotes they get my day started!” Great. That is why I'm doing it!

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
Those are god drat fantastic. The best part is I can picture him reading a quote and then actually sitting there for like 15-20 minutes and thinking about it, before having an 'Ah ha!' moment where the lightbulb goes on, at which point he rushes to twitter to share his new-found wisdom with the world.

Fussy Dutchman
Jul 29, 2008

Groucho Marxist posted:

Who invented the hurry up no huddle offense? You guessed it: Frank Stallone

I laughed way too hard at this.


nice work.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Duraznos posted:

My mother attended TAMU for a year and would intentionally walk on the grass.

That's hardcore.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Democratic Pirate posted:

That's hardcore.

they're still pretty hesitant to let a woman walk in public without a male escort today.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

pillsburysoldier posted:

they're still pretty hesitant to let a woman walk in public without a male escort today.

Actually the tables have turned. It's engagement season on campus.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Please tell me this is their version of the Onion.

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Quest For Glory II posted:

Sneak peek just went up: http://www.shermanreport.com/real-sports-academic-issues-with-athletes-at-north-carolina-remarkable-athlete-profile/

UNC literally told their players what they were to major in and funneled them into bogus classes like Swahili, which they didn't even attend (I assume, under direction). Is this new info though or has this been known for a while?

Yes, it's been known. I believe there was or still is an NCAA investigation about it. The "no-show" classes issues was very big among the ACC I suppose.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


There is a college stigma that can ne’er be told, and it is the stigma of the infamous and elusive MRS Degree. Many young women invade Aggieland every year in search of the perfect man, and most agree that a uniform is one of the most attractive qualities a man can possess.


:stare:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

swickles posted:

Please tell me this is their version of the Onion.

It is, and this is the funniest article about the Corps ever made:

http://mugdown.com/2014/01/25/corps-member-thanked-for-his-service/

pillsburysoldier posted:

There is a college stigma that can ne’er be told, and it is the stigma of the infamous and elusive MRS Degree. Many young women invade Aggieland every year in search of the perfect man, and most agree that a uniform is one of the most attractive qualities a man can possess.


:stare:

The best/worst part is that this is not too far from the truth.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Hahahaha, these guys are actually pretty awesome.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
N: Navy freshman Will McKamey, who collapsed three days ago and had been in a coma, passed away http://www.navysports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/032514aab.html

v: Dude was 19. poo poo man.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

swickles posted:

Hahahaha, these guys are actually pretty awesome.

quote:

“I’m proud to see that over the years, A&M hasn’t lost sight of its proud origin. Many of us ol’ ags remember our glory days when Texas AMC upheld the tradition of white males only.” said Staffel.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Thermos H Christ posted:

Since it's STILL the goddamn offseason have another Mack Brown twitter update:



It is also becoming ever more clear that he will never stop the series of tweets I call Mack Brown Breaks It Down. With Mack as our guide, we need never be intimidated by famous quotes - Mack takes quotes from his page-a-day inspirational calendar and spells them out in language even the common man can understand. Brace yourself for education and inspiration.

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"Act as if what you do makes a difference; It does." William James-Realize you are making a difference & keep doing it

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." Jackie Robinson-Let's make sure we impact others in a positive way

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
"Well done is better than well said." Ben Franklin-Let your actions do your talking

Mack Brown ‏@UT_MackBrown
“@gabe_v24: @UT_MackBrown Thanx Coach for the quotes they get my day started!” Great. That is why I'm doing it!

I like to think this is also how he recruited.

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