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54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

7thBatallion posted:

Jesus, I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.

IF YOU SHOULD DIE BEFORE YOU WAKE -INSANE LAUGHTER-

# ? Mar 27, 2014 01:55

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:14

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Why is Janet Reno sitting in a classroom?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 02:29

Modern Day Hercules: Apr 26, 2008

JesustheDarkLord posted:

http://imgur.com/T8Nc77C

Linked because of a penis and because it is large. The picture, I mean, not the penis.

I was looking for birthday gift ideas for my son and if he spoke German I found a good one.

That penis is not large.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 07:03

hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

# ? Mar 27, 2014 07:14

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Only strippers say 'exotic dancer'

# ? Mar 27, 2014 10:28

A Fucker IRL: Jan 25, 2014; by Baldo di Gregorio

Phlegmish posted:

What's the story behind this?

Really?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 11:50

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

sassassin posted:

Only strippers say 'exotic dancer'

Nahh, sheltered as gently caress middle class white people say it as well.

walmart.jpg

# ? Mar 27, 2014 11:55

A Fucker IRL: Jan 25, 2014; by Baldo di Gregorio

Memento posted:

Nahh, sheltered as gently caress middle class white people say it as well.

walmart.jpg

2 pages back in the PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross thread.

But no one looks at more than one thread, ever.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 12:16

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

A Fucker IRL posted:

2 pages back in the PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross thread.

But no one looks at more than one thread, ever.

I actually don't read that thread, I generally cringe too hard from most things like that.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 12:18

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I don't read that other thread either. I used to but it got too depressing after a while.

Here's a wacky picture that may or may not have appeared in some other thread you don't read YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HA HA HA:

# ? Mar 27, 2014 12:52

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

sassassin posted:

Only strippers say 'exotic dancer'

Actually, they just say "dancer"

# ? Mar 27, 2014 12:59

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't read that other thread either. I used to but it got too depressing after a while.

Here's a wacky picture that may or may not have appeared in some other thread you don't read YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HA HA HA:

What's the story behind this?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 12:59

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

cat eat

# ? Mar 27, 2014 13:01

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

# ? Mar 27, 2014 13:12

RagingBoner: Jan 10, 2006; Real Wood Pencil

freelop posted:

Mayor McSmegma posted:

Porkulator posted:

A salted pretzel posted:
What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

toasted coconut posted:

Jordache Laforge posted:

CAPITALISM! posted:
What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

What's the story behind this?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 13:15

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Command Ant posted:

No dickbutt. 1/10.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 14:15

Franchescanado: Feb 23, 2013; If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment; Grimey Drawer

All this wealth of knowledge can be yours for $3. Be the alpha male in marriage! Make your wife your sex slave!

quote:

Introduction: "It's about sex, and that's okay!"
Chapter One: "First, Buy a black fedora"
Chapter Four: "Be President"
Chapter Six: "Initiate Sex. A Lot".
Chapter Fourteen: "Break the Television and Play a Game."
Bonus chapter: "Do her at a wedding."

I now want a "PYF PUA poo poo" thread

# ? Mar 27, 2014 14:41

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

The reviews for this on Amazon.com are worth far more than $3 :swoon:

# ? Mar 27, 2014 14:48

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

freelop posted:

What's the story behind this?

Garfield like lasagna.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 15:21

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

A Fucker IRL posted:

2 pages back in the PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross thread.

But no one looks at more than one thread, ever.

Thanks, officer

# ? Mar 27, 2014 16:08

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Franchescanado posted:

All this wealth of knowledge can be yours for $3. Be the alpha male in marriage! Make your wife your sex slave!

I now want a "PYF PUA poo poo" thread

Oh god.

quote:

Finally Found My Real Place in "The Pack!" March 18, 2014
By Devlosirrus
Format:Kindle Edition

I purchased this book because I've always felt like a bit of a "beta male" in my "pack." I didn't get a lot of respect from the guys, and I got even less attention from the ladies. However, after reading Mr. Ironwood's book, I finally feel like a real "alpha." I'm improving my leadership skills, learning to be more confident, and being much more aggressive about marking my territory. Not only that, but I think the females are finally starting to notice me!

Of course, the current alpha--Red Moon That Shines--wasn't too pleased about all of this, so we ended up getting into a fight to the death last week. However, thanks to Mr. Ironwood's book, I knew just what to do: while Red Moon puffed himself up to look bigger, I used one of Ironwood's "Alpha Moves" laid out in the book and lunged straight for his throat. Soon enough, his neck was a gaping mass of blood and ragged flesh, just like the book said. As of today, I'm number one in the feeding order, all the ladies love me, and I get the softest patch of dirt in the pack den. And instead of my old name, He Only Stands There, the pack's taken to calling me Black Cloud Over Red Moon! Thanks, Mr. Ironwood!

I would give this five stars, but I found the chapter on ball-licking to be frustratingly vague. Otherwise, very recommended!

# ? Mar 27, 2014 16:23

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Lotta people going trick or treating as King Wizard Muscles and his Muscular Son this Halloween?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 20:25

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Krinkle posted:

Lotta people going trick or treating as King Wizard Muscles and his Muscular Son this Halloween?

I want this job, it looks like the most fun

# ? Mar 27, 2014 21:19

muike: Mar 16, 2011; ガチムチ　セブン

Krinkle posted:

Lotta people going trick or treating as King Wizard Muscles and his Muscular Son this Halloween?

my dark souls cosplay collection will be complete.

# ? Mar 27, 2014 21:20

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

RagingBoner posted:

What's the story behind this?

Funny Pictures XIV: What's the story behind this?

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:14

canis minor: May 4, 2011

I hope I don't have to say the story behind this. I'm not good at telling stories :ohdear:

edit: vvv that's what media has made sexy. I prefer all my angels with eyes on the rim :heysexy:

canis minor has a new favorite as of 23:32 on Mar 27, 2014

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:22

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

eithedog posted:

I hope I don't have to say the story behind this. I'm not good at telling stories

I'm kind of disappointed that isn't in the form of the "When did THIS become hotter than THIS?"

# ? Mar 27, 2014 23:24

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 28, 2014 01:12

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

eithedog posted:

I am pretty sure the one on the right is only an angel to Xena.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 01:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dienes posted:

I'm kind of disappointed that isn't in the form of the "When did THIS become hotter than THIS?"

Agreed, that would have been much funnier. And with not just that one on the left, but all human representations.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 01:29

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Mar 28, 2014 02:23

ED-E My Love: Feb 26, 2014; The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

eithedog posted:

I hope I don't have to say the story behind this. I'm not good at telling stories

edit: vvv that's what media has made sexy. I prefer all my angels with eyes on the rim

Personally, I'd much rather be smited by winged chariot wheels and five headed beasts than some blonde lady in a bathrobe any day. It'd make a much better water cooler story for shooting the poo poo with my other hell buddies.

# ? Mar 28, 2014 04:23