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The Prisoner posted:You guys had better start thinking of a cutting-edge Scott Gomez-based new identity for me. Great Scott! Feb 9, 2008 (Picture of hopeful Gomez) No, not you.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 19:48 |
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Scott Gomez Addams (Picture of Gomez's face photoshopped on Raul Julia's body, in his role as M. Bison from that godawful street fighter movie) Just about the worst thing you've ever seen.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 19:54 |
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i am not so sure posted:If five or more of these Devils-related things do not happen, I will pay $10 and change my username to anything decided upon by the Rangers fan collective at SAS. Unless the Devilsinda miracle themselves into the playoffs I am going to have a username/avatar decided by Rangers SAS and that sucks
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 21:01 |
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flakeloaf posted:that godawful street fighter movie WHOA WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 21:02 |
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Pete Deboer tried really hard to get that 1st toxx statement for you, sorry duder
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 21:03 |
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flakeloaf posted:Scott Gomez Addams
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 22:55 |
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Edmonton has 65 points and can finish with a maximum of 71. Calgary has 73 points and can finish with a maximum of 81. So I guess I will fins some Calgary charity to prepare to donate too (flood relief probably unless theres a great suggestion) Yakupov is done for the season and 19 points behind Tarasenko so I'll need one of those blues avatars, please
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:00 |
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JoelJoel posted:]1) If Bernier's save percentage is better than Reimer's was last year (.924) I will buy six sandwiches at Metro and hand them out to the homeless in downtown Ottawa (maybe video and upload, if I can find a way to do it without offending or identifying anyone). If he does surpass Reimer's save percentage I will simply donate $20 to a charity of PK loving SUBBAN or flakeloaf's choosing. quote:2) If John Tortorella has a job in Van-city come playoff time, I will snail mail a letter to the Canucks organization written in magic marker with my non-dominant hand telling them why they are the best hockey club in Canada (~250 words). quote:3) If (when) the Leafs miss the playoffs, I will eat one McDonals bacon cheeseburgers (with nothing but three toppings put forward by the next goon to toxx for anything leafs related any topping or sauce but relish) per point they are out of the playoffs (max 9) in one sitting, then likely proceed to projectile vomit through my nose and feel like poo poo for two days. YouTube vid (including puking if the three toppings are bad enough). quote:4) If any Leafs wins a major award I will buy a very tight fitting Ottawa shirsey and wear it for a whole weekend in the summer. quote:Bonus - If three of the four happen (Bernier save%, Torts still in Van, no leafs post season, a major leaf player award) I will pay for Kafka Esq. to assign me whatever awful avatar he should choose and buy him a decent one not praising a bigot.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:10 |
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The Prisoner posted:You guys had better start thinking of a cutting-edge Scott Gomez-based new identity for me. The Prisoner.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:15 |
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flakeloaf posted:Scott Gomez Addams Alternate title suggestion: "When you made 150,000 dollars it was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:28 |
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VJeff posted:Alternate title suggestion: ... and I wasn't even on the trip.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:38 |
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VJeff posted:Alternate title suggestion: Here's your champion right here.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 23:41 |
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JoelJoel posted:Lost (most likely) - now it's just a matter of how many I have to eat. Still waiting on topping suggestions. I was thinking mayo, pickles, and red onions. Not gross enough. Ask for the fish filet sauce.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 01:06 |
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VJeff posted:Alternate title suggestion: Yessssss
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 01:54 |
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Where does one get a Tyler Bozak shirtzee online?
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 02:33 |
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Boomer The Cannon posted:Where does one get a Tyler Bozak shirtzee online? Same place one gets a Jacob Silfverberg shirtzee I'm considering buying a plain ol' Ducks shirt and begging the pro shop to customize it for me
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 03:24 |
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The Prisoner posted:You guys had better start thinking of a cutting-edge Scott Gomez-based new identity for me. Something like this WIP?
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 05:21 |
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please change your name to SCOTTY 2 HOTTY can someone photoshop frosted tips onto scott gomez e: frosted tips protruding from the top of a bucket hat ala
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 05:28 |
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Vigilance posted:Crosby is gonna score 120 or more points and if he doesn't I'll buy an avatar of SAS' choosing and wear it until the start of next season. well he's not going to score 120, or even come close, sooo I'll buy whatever dumb avatar someone wants to wrangle up for me.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 06:21 |
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it should be a picture of henrik sedin, the only art ross winner to obliterate crosby in an honourable season
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 06:51 |
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Scotty Doesn't Know (how to score anymore)
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 15:26 |
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Gillis out. Now just fire Torts. Do it now.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 22:45 |
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Rangers people, start thinking of a username/avatar combo for me, Devils are toast
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:12 |
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i am not so sure posted:Rangers people, start thinking of a username/avatar combo for me, Devils are toast username--Brodeur's Nanny avatar--a smiling marty broduer with red and black text that says "IF YOU THINK MY GAA IS BIG, [small text] you oughta see my ego, which cost the devils a playoff spot and let me not shake hands with sean avery, greatest hockey player of the last ten years at least"
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 06:17 |
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I gotta admit Brodeur's Nanny is fuckin hilarious. The text goes on too long, but "if you think my GAA is big, you should see my ego" is pretty good too. Its gonna be embarrassing but funny. Need other suggestions/approval from RAS
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:20 |
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Reverend Sub-Zero posted:The Philadelphia Flyers will be in the playoffs. If they are not I will cheer for the Penguins or the Rangers until they are eliminated from playoff contention. An avatar will be purchased as well as a Jersey t-shirt. G a prophet.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:43 |
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:44 |
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I don't know. I say keep it simple. Just a still image of Sean Avery looking all fashionable and smug and poo poo. No text. The picture tells the story. This, basically:
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:52 |
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Overwined posted:I don't know. I say keep it simple. i'm aboard
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:54 |
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MARTY BRODEUR with just the Aves pic above would be great. Maybe slap a boxc-esque two colour frame on it Also PK is gonna run me for $30 to charity it looks like. Dudes slacking off
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:54 |
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I'm fond of this.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:59 |
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Speaking of Broduer wasn't it in the cup finals against Anahiem where they kept showing pictures of his wife in the stands and then later that year is when we found out Brodeur was loving someone else or am I remembering that wrong
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 18:02 |
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Levitate posted:Speaking of Broduer wasn't it in the cup finals against Anahiem where they kept showing pictures of his wife in the stands and then later that year is when we found out Brodeur was loving someone else or am I remembering that wrong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Brodeur#Personal_life
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 18:04 |
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All pretty good suggestions, gotta agree on one for both username and avatar before I go ahead with it.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 18:46 |
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i am not so sure posted:All pretty good suggestions, gotta agree on one for both username and avatar before I go ahead with it. For the record, I'm not part of RAS. I just like making gifs.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 18:54 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:username--Brodeur's Nanny My vote is for this, or the shortened text version. With the requisite thick, two-color border. Rotten Cookies posted:If the Islanders don't make the playoffs, I will write a letter to Charles Wangs regarding the Isles' need for DiPietro's return. In crayon. With pictures. At least 500 words. I mean, I guess I should've started this a while ago, but I'll have to get this done. Looking back, it's not that funny of a toxx. The one I made in the (March?) N/V thread is a better one. Writing it here so I can remember it. If the Isles get Martin Brodeur, I will piss on Nassau Coliseum. Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Apr 9, 2014 |
# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:10 |
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If I were voting on a choice for someone else, I would do that too
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:11 |
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I'd just like to interject to point out the best part of Marty Brodeur's wikipedia page.quote:Brodeur is regarded as an engaging raconteur in his spare time I'd like to think he included that line himself.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:47 |
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Levitate posted:Speaking of Broduer wasn't it in the cup finals against Anahiem where they kept showing pictures of his wife in the stands and then later that year is when we found out Brodeur was loving someone else or am I remembering that wrong That was 2000 against Dallas. By the 2003 playoffs they were split and she was calling Brodeur to tell him who she was loving before every game
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I have my playoff toxxes ready. 1. If Fateo makes it through the entire playoffs without a single ban or probation I will donate 100 kr ($15) to the Norwegian Hockey Fights Cancer. 2. If the Bruins gets through an entire game without getting a single penalty against them I will also donate 100 kr to Hockey Fights Cancer in Norway. I will not count fighting majors as penalties against, simply because the money will go to charity if I lose my toxxes. E: Actually I will donate 100 kr for each game Bruins get through without getting a penalty. Grebo fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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