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These probably haven't been posted in a while so here's two videos of some awkward watch&weight goon alone and stuttering to a camera about his clothing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XAOAmt-jI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK2OHVr2zG4 And another (painful) one with goons meeting Lowtax at an airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4 buy a hotdog! has a new favorite as of 13:32 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:What the gently caress is the point of non alcoholic wine?!? I bought some once because it came bundled with one of those rubber bracelets that said "designated driver." I wanted that bracelet because I'm usually the biggest drunk at the party and thought it was funny.
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Apr 9, 2014 13:35
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Non-alcoholic booze is also great when you're the host and you want to blend in while staying sober to make sure guests are taken care of. If someone needs a ride somewhere or (god forbid!) you're running out of real booze, at least one person has no alcohol in his or her system. I'd bet ten bucks that this kid told the barber "I WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE DADDY" 
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Apr 9, 2014 14:29
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Non-alcoholic booze is also great when you're the host and you want to blend in while staying sober to make sure guests are taken care of. If someone needs a ride somewhere or (god forbid!) you're running out of real booze, at least one person has no alcohol in his or her system. Bullshit. That kid walked in, threw his empty capri sun down and said set those clippers to bad mother fucker.
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Apr 9, 2014 14:58
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buy a hotdog! posted:These probably haven't been posted in a while so here's two videos of some awkward watch&weight goon alone and stuttering to a camera about his clothing: Haha, good ol' hypnotic. My fave edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icwgIO82uPQ
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Apr 9, 2014 15:11
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Calico Heart posted:tubby can't stress how much he doesn't like his burger king I love this and Twat McTwatterson posted:Creepy and lovely comment. You're part of the rape culture problem. This
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Apr 9, 2014 15:55
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Calico Heart posted:tubby can't stress how much he doesn't like his burger king First thing that came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC-zhRCGNg (Another burger... "review")
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Apr 9, 2014 17:00
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Edmond Dantes posted:First thing that came to mind: drat now I want a burger. A Five Guys burger.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:05
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FrozenVent posted:drat now I want a burger. A Five Guys burger. The name Five Guys reminds me of a picture I saw once of a honest to god mantrain.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:15
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A Fucker IRL posted:The name Five Guys reminds me of a picture I saw once of a honest to god mantrain. I'm quite surprised I haven't come across a manouroboros yet. Haven't actually gone looking for one, but "not actively looking for X" isn't an impediment for the internet to... surprise you with it.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:33
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Edmond Dantes posted:I'm quite surprised I haven't come across a manouroboros yet. Haven't actually gone looking for one, but "not actively looking for X" isn't an impediment for the internet to... surprise you with it. Assuming a dick can comfortably bend 15 degrees sideways, you'd need 24 guys to complete the circle. 12 at 30 degrees. I doubt anyone'd want a tighter circle than that. Someone else can do the calculation for feasibility regarding hip width and depth and minimum penis length for the connections. That said, I'd be surprised if it hasn't been done. Because such is the internet and the world it connects.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:42
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FrozenVent posted:Assuming a dick can comfortably bend 15 degrees sideways, you'd need 24 guys to complete the circle. 12 at 30 degrees. I doubt anyone'd want a tighter circle than that. Someone else can do the calculation for feasibility regarding hip width and depth and minimum penis length for the connections. How would they thrust?
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Apr 9, 2014 17:45
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Non-alcoholic booze is also great when you're the host and you want to blend in while staying sober to make sure guests are taken care of. If someone needs a ride somewhere or (god forbid!) you're running out of real booze, at least one person has no alcohol in his or her system.
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Wasabi the J posted:How would they thrust? One at a time. 
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Wasabi the J posted:How would they thrust? 
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Baldbeard posted:I don't get it though, you might as well drink -anything- at that point right? If you aren't drinking alcohol, at least drink a non-alcoholic beverage that doesn't taste like garbage rainwater. So you don't stand out and/or make people nervous. If you're pouring from/drinking from a bottle, nobody is going to take the time to examine the label, so it looks like you're partying hard like everyone else. I suppose you could empty out some beer or wine bottles and fill them with other stuff if you really wanted to, but  Have you ever been the only one noticeably not drinking or smoking at a party? Some people get nervous around you for their own reasons. Others either insist that you have a drink with them or keep asking why you aren't partying like everybody else. It's just easier to pretend in order to make everyone happy in those cases. It would be really weird to arrive at a shindig and have the host insist that you drink up while not drinking him- or herself, I guess.
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Apr 9, 2014 18:07
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Non-alcoholic wine/beer is also common in Islamic countries, where the more devout Muslims can drink without actually drinking. You could go to a convenience store and find 0% alcohol beer right next to the regular kind.
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Apr 9, 2014 19:19
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 He was recently on British daytime TV promoting cosplay.
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Apr 9, 2014 19:33
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He's definitely a shining example of why people might want to wear masks more often.
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Apr 9, 2014 19:54
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:So you don't stand out and/or make people nervous. If you're pouring from/drinking from a bottle, nobody is going to take the time to examine the label, so it looks like you're partying hard like everyone else. I suppose you could empty out some beer or wine bottles and fill them with other stuff if you really wanted to, but If someone cares about what I'm drinking at a party then they're Awkward (capital A, as in fodder for this thread) at the very least. Seriously I'm just imagining someone looking at everyone's drink and having a panic attack that someone's having a Coke instead
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Apr 9, 2014 19:55
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BattleMaster posted:If someone cares about what I'm drinking at a party then they're Awkward (capital A, as in fodder for this thread) at the very least. Seriously I'm just imagining someone looking at everyone's drink and having a panic attack that someone's having a Coke instead
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Apr 9, 2014 20:12
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From Facebook This was from last weekend, not a goon meetup circa 2003.
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Nerd shack baby.
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fullroundaction posted:From Facebook actual can of moutain dew on the right I assume ? 
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Apr 9, 2014 21:08
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BattleMaster posted:If someone cares about what I'm drinking at a party then they're Awkward (capital A, as in fodder for this thread) at the very least. Seriously I'm just imagining someone looking at everyone's drink and having a panic attack that someone's having a Coke instead Have you ever tried to stop drinking, yet maintain a social life? Oh, you're not drinking? Do you want a beer? Are you sure you don't want something? Here's a beer. Do you want a drink? And so on.
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Apr 9, 2014 21:16
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FrozenVent posted:Have you ever tried to stop drinking, yet maintain a social life? Yeah I drink whatever I feel like (which may or may not include whatever everyone else is drinking) and I've never had anyone be a weird overbearing mother hen about what's in my hand.
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Holy poo poo shut up about not drinking. I've been DD quite a bit and just get myself a loving coke. If someone bugs me about it I lie and tell them there's rum in it. Back to the awkward and gross, look at this new subreddit that's definitely not r/creepshots back under the pretense of bad fashion: http://www.reddit.com/r/CandidFashionPolice/ It's totally about the fashion you guys! Just look at the comments: zagbag posted:Mouth watering fashion choice, germanboy83 posted:Nice tight rear end though TheTimeShrike posted:What could lady be doing? She clearly didn't just come from a job interview. What are the odds she is a high end prostitute? Or maybe she's just rich and doesn't give a gently caress? Waiting for her rich boyfriend? lumberman53 posted:Get your whore feet off the couch! But remember, this is about fashion! sweetsourwilly posted:Why are people in here commentating about creepshots and looking into other users history?! This is a fashion sub.... stay out if you're not about the fashion. Yaaaaaassssss!!!
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FrozenVent posted:Have you ever tried to stop drinking, yet maintain a social life? You just say "no thanks"? I'm not a big drinker, but no one is pressuring me to drink alcohol when I'm in a party. Maybe you have...awkward friends.
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FrozenVent posted:Have you ever tried to stop drinking, yet maintain a social life? Sounds like you A) Have no experience in this and are going by 80s-90s party movies or B) Need new friends.
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Apr 9, 2014 21:38
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Seriously. Every friend I have drinks but none of us would try to get someone to drink because hey... More booze for us!
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Stairs posted:Seriously. Every friend I have drinks but none of us would try to get someone to drink because hey... More booze for us! Actually yeah basically all of my social gatherings are bring your own. There's trading and offers to try whatever craft thing somebody grabbed but no one pressures anybody else.
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Goddamn, even in high school if you were at a party and didn't want to drink it was no big deal.
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Stairs posted:Seriously. Every friend I have drinks but none of us would try to get someone to drink because hey... More booze for us! More booze AND a designated driver - WIN.
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quote:Huge fan of dachshunds since '97 Kind of a poser, I've been into them since at least '96.
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No one gives a gently caress if you drink or do not drink
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Apr 9, 2014 23:08
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Wherein a 400 pound man gets raging mad about Wrestling and ends up stomping around in a room littered with Bluray covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXRoe3vui0
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Dance McPants posted:Holy poo poo shut up about not drinking. I've been DD quite a bit and just get myself a loving coke. If someone bugs me about it I lie and tell them there's rum in it. better start posting lots of dong outlines in tights since its totally about fashion not creepin on rear end
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Palpatine MD posted:Wherein a 400 pound man gets raging mad about Wrestling and ends up stomping around in a room littered with Bluray covers: I found this really uncomfortable.
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I get kind of confused at how invested the internet seems to get in wrestling storylines. Like I know a few days ago the Undertaker apparently had a really long win streak ended or something and people got upset but surely most of those people are probably old enough to know it's all scripted, I just don't get it
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