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Suspicious Dish posted:hahaha you fell for it hook line and sinker I don't care if he knew it was coming (he's totally going to say he knew it was coming), it's still funny goddammit.
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Azurrat posted:I don't care if he knew it was coming (he's totally going to say he knew it was coming), it's still funny goddammit. Well I knew that you're not serious, but didn't expected the master race followup
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Suspicious Dish posted:I'm at the final fight and I tried to like that game and just gave up. I should probably finish it, because apparently the ending is good? All you missed was 10 minutes of baby's first multiverse theory, that seems really cool and deep to people who haven't analyzed, watched, read, listened, or looked at an actually deep piece of art because it's framed in a slow, vague way. There isn't a single piece of infinite that would be out of place in a summer popcorn movie.
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Tsurupettan posted:For some reason, my brain decided to read the second quote in the voice of one of those awful furries from Foam Adventure. Oh god, why did I have to go google Foam Adventure , btw who is that Russia space dude I can't seem to find him.
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Doc Neutral posted:Oh god, why did I have to go google Foam Adventure , btw who is that Russia space dude I can't seem to find him. MGS is a silly series and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Pomp posted:All you missed was 10 minutes of baby's first multiverse theory, that seems really cool and deep to people who haven't analyzed, watched, read, listened, or looked at an actually deep piece of art because it's framed in a slow, vague way. There isn't a single piece of infinite that would be out of place in a summer popcorn movie. The worst thing about Infinite is how the fanbase goes insane with rage if you tell them any part of what you just said.
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Videogamer kills his own son. http://news.yahoo.com/deputies-man-smothered-crying-son-over-video-game-104045515.html quote:Wygant said he was frustrated because the boy was crying uncontrollably, preventing him from playing his Xbox games quote:Nitehawk3092 Posted quote:White Candyman Posted
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poo poo like this is why subtitles need to be enabled by default on everything.
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Steam forums are serious business, and you're a lazy idiot if you repost something!
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Shroom King posted:Videogamer kills his own son. quote:Anyone else wonder if he was sitting on an obama-phone while playing his x-box? It actually took longer than I thought to find an "OBAMA CAUSED THIS" post. e:Just so it's not just a "political yahoo" post: http://kotaku.com/5875690/these-might-be-the-most-sexist-gamers-on-the-planet/all First, a WOMAN's opinion on how all you bitches need to shut up, feminism is stupid quote:Woman here~ and in direct response: quote:I cannot stand the "girls with guns" craze, and so far the only game I've played in the past few years to treat female warriors realistically is Skyrim... doesn't mean I don't wanna punch the "strong Nord woman" I'm apparently supposed to be mad at just for being a "strong Nord woman." (FYI, I beat the hell out of her with my fists in a fight at only level 1. She is NOT strong, though she certainly is a Nord woman). I cannot stand seeing women hold weapons clearly too heavy for them, I don't like seeing women display strength they logically shouldn't have(at least when it's done in a feminist "wimmen r kewl" way) and I can't stand seeing women beat men in fights in games and entertainment. It's just meaningless pandering to people of lesser intelligence who feel their entertainment should have more forced political correctness, OR it's just there to pander to stupid men and ugly lesbians who for some reason find that attractive. Postal Parcel fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 19, 2014 |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Obama-phone! doo doo de loo do do
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Postal Parcel posted:It actually took longer than I thought to find an "OBAMA CAUSED THIS" post. Women are all weak and dumb, except for the ones that agree with me and touch my wiener.
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quote:My thoughts exactly, Rinko effortlessly wins this. Although Manaka, a sheltered life girl can open the door to some enticing introductions of erotic acts should you become an item. She'll be so surprised and caught off guard by it all, probably turn her into love machine if she greatly enjoys it. Source: http://kotaku.com/help-me-choose-which-virtual-girl-to-date-1564562416
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Women make the best and sexiest assassins with both guns and knives that's why I am working on a gender bent agent 47 mod, allow me to link my kickstarter...
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Call her Agent 69 and I'll back you with all of my money.
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I love the Steam forums sometimes.
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more from KotakuHelba, Per Tenebrae, Lux.. no poo poo that's his loving user name posted:Not a matter of cred, and I understand what you're getting at, however: biblio posted:OMG! I remember the "Men Going Their Own Way Forums!" DocSuess posted:It's possible they hate women because the women they encounter are so incredibly easy? I mean, think about it: if you're constantly exposed to a bunch of (presumably) vapid airheads that just want a good loving, wouldn't you grow a bit resentful of them?
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Source thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/411717-gaming-rage-and-anger-management-please-help quote:I'm in a stable, long-term, healthy relationship with a wonderful girl, and I generally have a pretty awesome life. I also suffer (if that's the appropriate word choice), from uncontrollable, debilitating gaming rage that at times has had a direct impact on my professional life, my romantic life, and my own safety. "I generally have a pretty awesome life and am in a healthy relationship despite my "uncontrollable gaming rage" that has put my own safety and my relationship at risk" quote:. A short list of things that I've been driven to include (but are not limited to): E: added the list of "things he's been driven to" from gaming anger Eye of Widesauron fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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Widestancer posted:Source thread: Oh hey, looks like IdrA is back under a new name.
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Tracula posted:Oh hey, looks like IdrA is back under a new name. IdrA? I feel out of the loop...how far back am I going to need to read?
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Widestancer posted:IdrA? I feel out of the loop...how far back am I going to need to read? I was joking. He was one of the biggest SC2 pro players for a while and eventually Team Liquid had enough of his poo poo and outbursts. I believe what got him canned was telling someone on the forums to get cancer. Overall he was just extremely unprofessional, hostile and didn't do anything to make e-sports look in anyway professional. http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/IdrA#WCS_2013_and_release_from_EG
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I don't think he ever got as mad as this guy did, but he did ragequit out of tournament games if things weren't going his way and was generally an rear end.
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Tracula posted:Overall he was just extremely unprofessional, hostile and didn't do anything to make e-sports look in anyway professional Reading through the posts on Teamliquid (the one I linked has 25+ pages) I am having difficulty believing that anyone could make e-sports look professional. I think the e-sports community has a different definition of the word "professional" than people who actually work in a professional business environment.
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Widestancer posted:Reading through the posts on Teamliquid (the one I linked has 25+ pages) I am having difficulty believing that anyone could make e-sports look professional. I think the e-sports community has a different definition of the word "professional" than people who actually work in a professional business environment. Oh definitely. If any other athlete for any other sport pulled the poo poo these people did even once they'd be out on their rear end. I wish I could find the video but I remember seeing some five way group call of SC2 commentators and some of them nearly looked like they were in tears when they found out IdrA got canned. It was the funniest loving thing. Fake edit: Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LI8rS0cs6I The way they're talking you'd think that the the president had gotten shot or something. 'bout 10 minutes in the guy on the left does actually start crying it looks like or at least is having trouble holding it together. Real edit: Full video if you want it for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OnejlJCPQ It's about seven minutes into this one where they get ~the news~ Tracula fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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Widestancer posted:Reading through the posts on Teamliquid (the one I linked has 25+ pages) I am having difficulty believing that anyone could make e-sports look professional. I think the e-sports community has a different definition of the word "professional" than people who actually work in a professional business environment. I think it's just the lack of maturity over all. E-sports events are organised by 18-20 year olds and played by 16-20 year olds. Ontop of that the audience is 15-25 year olds who think that kind of behavior is hilarious and edgy, and hence don't complain to sponsors. In other sports there's generally older players around to tell the young kids to pull their loving heads in, but there's not like that in e-sports. Rudager fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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Chaltab posted:more from Kotaku Yes. You solved it. Congratulations. You found out why all these guys are all bitter, misogynistic assholes. It's because they're just getting too much pussy. Every day for them is a struggle as they have to wade through the mobs of women trying to gently caress them. They are the schoolchildren eating the same boxed pussy day after day until they don't even want to look at another pussy again as long as they live.
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Rudager posted:I think it's just the lack of maturity over all. E-sports events are organised by 18-20 year olds and played by 16-20 year olds. Ontop of that the audience is 15-25 year olds who think that kind of behavior is hilarious and edgy, and hence don't complain to sponsors. And then get upset and rush to defend the shitheels when someone actually gets called out of their bullshit.
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Source link: http://www.returnofkings.com/32892/why-do-women-suddenly-want-to-become-video-gamers The here is palpable. As is the scent of a man who has been turned down far too many times. quote:. A lack of real difficulty is the primary reason that women are now increasingly becoming gamers. It gets better. quote:. Why did women wait until now to be gamers? And, no, I don’t mean some person who plays solitaire on his laptop or “Words With Friends” on her bejeweled iPhone. The primary reason is simply that the star— the power— of the industry has passed. No, I’m not saying video games are dead or anything of that sort, what I’m saying is that women don’t want actual power but the appearance of it. They don’t want challenges, they want simple solutions fed to them by media, “9 Ways to Feel Better Right Now,” “10 Reasons It Isn’t Your Fault You Married A Cheater,” and so on. They want empowerment, which by the nature of the word, means they want power handed to them, not taken. FOR THE SPEARHEAD! quote:. These women are seeking approximations of happy, loving relations with men. If that is the cloying worship of a gang of online gamer betas, so be it. The comments and the rest of the article are priceless as is this dude's twitter feed.
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Has there ever been someone who referred to people as "betas" who has an opinion worth listening to?
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ImpAtom posted:Has there ever been someone who referred to people as "betas" who has an opinion worth listening to? The Midgar Zolom?
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Tracula posted:Oh definitely. If any other athlete for any other sport pulled the poo poo these people did even once they'd be out on their rear end. incontrol is hilariously bad, too. But yeah, for more background on it Idra was one of the few "foreigners" to go to South Korea and train when SC1 was the peak of competitive gaming. Idra switched to SC2 and did nothing but poo poo talk everyone else, and I'm quite serious about the "nothing but" because he never produced ANY results in large tournaments.
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Q: Your first round opponent is a relatively unknown player - Cruncher. What are your thoughts about him? Idra: I'm approaching the match as if it were a walkover. People actually got mad at Cruncher for that smiley face.
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More from https://www.returnofkings.com different author this time. (I'm going through the site and holy poo poo this is a gold mine) Source link: http://www.returnofkings.com/21204/3-ways-women-have-ruined-video-games Here we can see more hatred of the betas. I don't get what these guys have against betas. They're pretty awesome and keep to their own little fish tanks. I love the beta that sits on my office desk. quote:The beta males of video gaming culture are the thirstiest betas in existence. When a former porn star can make more money by streaming video games for donations instead taking a fat dick, you know there has to be betas behind that. It's obvious that mainstream gaming journalism doesn't suck because of industry influence. Nah, it's all about the women. quote:Video game publications have turned into tabloids with female writers at the helm. Most people can’t name a female game journalist because they coast on their male colleagues who do the actual work. More alpha and beta stuff: quote:A normal alpha would use Kickstarter to make a high budget game that appeals to them.
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Pomp posted:People actually got mad at Cruncher for that smiley face. It just amuses me the amount of people that go out of their way to justify IdrA's lovely behavior as people 'just not getting it '. In that video I linked for quite a while incontrol goes on about how important IdrA was to esports and how he deserves respect dammit. Edit: And here's IdrA being interviewed and he's shocked he got let go. He's just pure unadulterated . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUf2tRAwMcY Tracula fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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Pomp posted:And then get upset and rush to defend the shitheels when someone actually gets called out of their bullshit. And Idra is probably the best example of this, he was always an absolute oval office to everyone who wasn't his teammate, but everyone in the community was all over his dick for being the only white guy able to "make it" in Korea (he played Starcraft:Broodwar for 16 hours a day in a Korean pro house where he was at best considered a joke), but he didn't really interact back. Once Starcraft 2 and streaming took off, instead of just lashing out against his peers, he was lashing out against his fanbase and every time he was a oval office he had less and less support until it got to the point where he was let go because the very same people who were the first to stand up for him in StarCraft 1 days, were now the ones asking EG why they weren't doing anything about it.
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Not strictly video game related, but it's on a game website so here it is. http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic-31/the-quest-to-eat-an-entire-large-pizza-464932/#175 Some guy documents himself eating a pizza in one sitting. It has predictable replies. quote:On a related note, I just ate 2 normal pizzas, which probably equate to one large. 20 minutes, no sweat. Wasn't even that hungry, just bored. quote:I'm confused, is it hard to eat one large pizza? That's what I order for myself whenever I get pizza >.> quote:How big is a 'large' pizza in inches? quote:Not that big if a deal I eat an entire large pizza every two weeks. quote:Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.
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ajkalan posted:Not strictly video game related, but it's on a game website so here it is. Look at this kid, not knowing who Caleb42 is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZhy4hsQBU
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Rudager posted:And Idra is probably the best example of this, he was always an absolute oval office to everyone who wasn't his teammate, but everyone in the community was all over his dick for being the only white guy able to "make it" in Korea (he played Starcraft:Broodwar for 16 hours a day in a Korean pro house where he was at best considered a joke), but he didn't really interact back. Once Starcraft 2 and streaming took off, instead of just lashing out against his peers, he was lashing out against his fanbase and every time he was a oval office he had less and less support until it got to the point where he was let go because the very same people who were the first to stand up for him in StarCraft 1 days, were now the ones asking EG why they weren't doing anything about it. I actually don't know who's worst IdrA(temperamental jackass) or Destiny(annoying rear end in a top hat), both are shitheels yet very popular in the SC2 scene.
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