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Mel Mudkiper posted:Who can forget the timeless story of Peyton Mannochio hahahaha
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I remember an old editorial comic from back in the 90s that tried to morph Bill Clinton and Mulan together into "Moolah" for some long-forgotten point, but that made me think about how many bucks Flacco rolls in and voila.  I dunno.
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"Here we are," said the Coachman, "Pleasure Mountain, Colorado." "Wow, thanks sir," said Mannochio, stepping off the carriage. "Be careful Mannochio," said Papa Johnimy Cricket, "I don't like the looks of this place." "Nonsense little bug," the Coachman said, "this is Pleasure Mountain, Colorado. Everyone learns to relax here once they've become a Bronco, not like those stuffy Indiana types." "Maybe Johnimy is right sir," Mannochio said, "I am not one for goofing off." "Come now Mannochio," said the Coachman, "Just a little fun won't hurt. Don't you want to be a Bronco?" "Well, alright," said Mannochio. "But Mannochio!" Johnimy said, "You were going to study game film tonight!" "Aw shucks Johnimy, a little fun won't hurt!" Mannochio said. The next morning Mannochio awoke groggy to a surprising discovery. During the night he had grown long ears, like those of a horse! When he cried out, all the came out was a high neigh! He ran as fast as he could to the Coachman. "Coachman," Mannochio cried, "What is happening? I have long ears, and my voice is changing!" "What did I tell you Mannochio?" the Coachman laughed, "In Pleasure Mountain, everyone BECOMES a Bronco." And the Coachman pulled back his hood to reveal a hideous horseish face. Long yellow teeth, piercing black eyes, a jaw that protuded forward over a thick snout. He was more horse than man. It was clear he had been in Pleasure Mountain for a very long time. "Who...who are you?" Mannochio asked. "Most call me Mr. Elway... But, please," the Coachman said, "Call me John."
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No Butt Stuff posted:LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE HAS NO CHILDREN.  
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Roflex posted:Why did I do this Yessss
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Roflex posted:Why did I do this Sour Diesel I've found your new avatar You don't even need to change the text
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Apr 24, 2014 21:46
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If Roflex doesn't care, I may use that. I've been using King Flacco forever.
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Hey Febreeze I saw your alt-text and how dare you disregard the immortal legacy of Timmy Chang
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Sour Diesel posted:If Roflex doesn't care, I may use that. I've been using King Flacco forever. I've needed a new av for a very very long time but I'm not using that. I'll whip it up in avatar size when I get home from work. e: With or without background:  
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Apr 24, 2014 22:14
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Roflex posted:I've needed a new av for a very very long time but I'm not using that. I'll whip it up in avatar size when I get home from work. You are the best. I'll buy it next week. Thanks a ton! 
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Apr 24, 2014 22:31
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Sour Diesel posted:You are the best. I'll buy it next week. Thanks a ton! That thing is loving glorious.
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Apr 24, 2014 22:31
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  Whatup what's a Frozen bud.
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my dumb attempt at a fart Ballad of Chad Pennington https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj6FCKm8dhM I don't know what he does to make you groan But I'll be there to make you cheer I don't have a rocket arm To score for you, I'd throw a million screens I don't care if he hurls it downfield Are his passes on the mark? I don't know But if I was your QB I'd make it so we'd never be far behind [Chorus:] But completions are all I have to give Without Wayne I don't think I could live I wish I could give the long ball to you But completions are all I have to give When you scream ("Nooo!") does it seem like he's not Even listening to a word you say? That's okay babe, just give me your criticism I'll try my best to never throw the ball away Does he turn it over when you need him not to, the most? Does the other team get all his errant passes? Coach please I'm on my knees Praying for the day that you'll call my name [Chorus] But completions are all I have to give Without Wayne I don't think I could live I wish I could give the long ball to you But completions are all I have to give [Bridge:] To you... (hey fans) hey fans, I don't want you to cry no more inside All the money in the world could never add up to all the love I have inside... I love you And I will give it to you All I can give, all I can give Everything I have is for you But completions are all I have to give [Chorus (3x)] But completions are all I have to give Without Wayne I don't think I could live I wish I could give the long ball to you But completions are all I have to give
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:my dumb attempt at a fart There is such an elephant in the room right now
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 Look at this team, is it elite? Wouldn't you think that this roster's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the QB, The QB who has everything? Look at this team, Allpros untold. How many wonders can one roster hold? Looking around here you think Sure, he's got everything. I've got Hbacks and linemen a-plenty, I've regular season wins galore. You want great receivers? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:50
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Febreeze, are you drawing draft day pics again like last year?
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Ahh, this farthouse is off to a hot start like last year. You guys are the loving best.
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Silly Burrito posted:Febreeze, are you drawing draft day pics again like last year? Trying to. I have the first 8 probable picks made already.
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Febreeze posted:Trying to. I have the first 8 probable picks made already. Can't wait until you draw a black player so I can call you racist on the internet as revenge for your all time draft pic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7hF-X9ncM I'm gonna be a good owner So other teams beware  Well, I've never seen a team owner With quite so hosed up hair I'm gonna be least crazy Like no owner was before My sense of style is hazy I'm wearin white velour Thus far, a rather uninspiring team Oh, I just can't wait to be owner You've rather a long way to go Young Davis, if you think No one saying, "12 losses" Now when I said that, I No one saying, "LA next" What I meant was No one saying, "Give up power" Look, what you don't realize No one saying, "Sell the team" Now sell the team Free to stride around all day Well, that's definitely out Most people think that I'm gaaay I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart to heart Team don't need advice From experienced coaches for a start If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out Out of service, out of Oakland I wouldn't hang about This child is getting wildly more crazy Oh, I just can't wait to own the team Raiders just fumbled Raiders just blew it Everywhere you look I'm Standin' in the Canton Not yet  Let every team go for broke and sing Let's hear it in The Herd(With Colin Cowherd) and on TV It's gonna be Mark D's finest fling Oh, I just can't wait to own the team Oh, I just can't wait to own the team Oh, I just can't wait to own the team
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Couldn't resist the Frozen theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGaxbH2t9Ik Grigson: Okay, can I just, say something crazy? Pagano: I love crazy! Grigson: All my life has been a series of doors in my face And then suddenly I bump into him Pagano: I was thinking the same thing! ‘Cause like I've been searching my whole life to coach my own place And maybe it's the 4.6 Forty or the football IQ Grigson: But with him Pagano: But with him Grigson: I have found my first pick Pagano: He’ll do the trick Both: And he’s nothing like I've ever seen before Luck is an open door Luck is an open door Luck is an open door Grigson: With him Pagano: With him Grigson: With him Pagano: With him Both: Luck is an open door Pagano: I mean it's crazy Grigson: What? Pagano: He’s got a neckbeard… Grigson: …but is a prodigy. Pagano: It’s completely bizarre! Grigson: I've never met someone… Both: …who gets bullshit wins like him! Jinx! Jinx again! His perfect throwing mechanics Make him a generational talent Pagano: Him Grigson: And Us Pagano: Were Grigson: Just Both: Meant to be Grigson: Say goodbye Pagano: Say goodbye Both: To our beloved 18 We don't have to feel sorry anymore… Luck is an open door Luck is an open door Life can be so much more Grigson: With him Pagano: With him Grigson: With him Pagano: With him Both: Luck is an open door Pagano: Can I say something crazy? He can carry an entire team! Grigson: Can I say something even crazier? To the Super Bowl!
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The Lost Season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enhfQsTP2bQ The Lost Season Only got a bye Patriots waged their battles to destroy the East but failed to beat the Denver Broncos The Lost Season Went 13 and 5 The Lost Season Gronk is gonna die The Lost Season
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Sour Diesel posted:You are the best. I'll buy it next week. Thanks a ton! I'll be sad to see the king go, but this one is worth it.
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Jesus Christ this thread.
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Apr 25, 2014 08:59
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The only thing bringing me down here is that clicking '5' doesn't bring Opening Day any closer.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Mannochio! I loved this, but why not call him Peynnochio?
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Blitz7x posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7hF-X9ncM  
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The Zack posted:I loved this, but why not call him Peynnochio? Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Opportunity lost.
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i dont know how to say this politely but please don't quote the post with like 30 photos in it
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Rap posted:i dont know how to say this politely but please don't quote the post with like 30 photos in it You realize what you have done yes?
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gradually the thoughts coalesce in lovely posters brains...maybe....because he said not to...maybe....i'll actually.....do it.....and it'll be hilarious
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Oh hey Rap, you actually inspired this fart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5rMT-qc7Y Song starts at 43m, 10s Paup and Smith on the blitz I’m watchin’ Vinny getting’ sacked on the blitz Lose in ’95, team ain’t exist in ‘96 Tailgatin’, beer chuggin’ brews in double fists Drunk ol’ man fans, games on the TV Watchin’ whatever games that I can see Modell snatched up my team, throw a finger at the B “Dad why you wearin’ that thing?” my kid asks me I gotta wear that paper bag Hats, jerseys, and a millions T’s, where do I wear em? No job in the mill, no poo poo to do Factory pumpin’ out tears and boos Guess I’ll watch the Cavs or some bullshit gently caress baseball, that is slow as poo poo I don’t give a gently caress if Vinny threw it 20 deep I ain’t bein’ seen at a game wearin’ his piece, bitch I gotta wear that paper bag Dilfer havin’ fits Watchin’ Peppers hit him on the blitz That was 2005, they were fuckin' worse in 06 Meanwhile Art got the B a ring, watch Ray dance and poo poo If I see that old gently caress he getting’ hit Wanna drag that draft back to the place they fit Make his rear end make this franchise not a piece of trash So my kid don’t gotta see me wear a fuckin’ bag Can’t hit a pass play, can’t win on draft day gently caress a ring, we ain’t gettin’ one anyway Can’t ht a pass play, can’t win on draft day gently caress a ring, we never getting’ one anyway I’m a fan, every game brah They still poo poo, I ain’t change brah At the end of the day brah Gonna root for this poo poo team, bitch I gotta wear that paper bag
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lmao yes. yesssssss
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each farthouse thread gets better and better though I do miss Toaster Beef 
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Probably Magic posted:I remember an old editorial comic from back in the 90s that tried to morph Bill Clinton and Mulan together into "Moolah" for some long-forgotten point, but that made me think about how many bucks Flacco rolls in and voila. That reminds me of Emperor's New Groove, but I dunno who I'd switch the heads for. Probably Gronk for Kronk (obv) but dunno bout the rest.
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Blake Bortles Tongue Twisters http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/04/blake-bortles-tongue-twisters.html
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Febreeze posted:Blake Bortles Tongue Twisters No Portal reference? For shame. 
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Febreeze posted:Blake Bortles Tongue Twisters Blake Bortles Bobbitt? 
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