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He's literally too young to remember important historical stuff like the first X-men movie, Friends and 9/11.
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op, smoke the weed. smoke as much weed as you can get your hands on. you can also drink while smoking weed but this is an advanced level technique
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Apr 29, 2014 19:32
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also dont be shy about making yourself throw up. i just did this for the first time in my late 20s and holy poo poo have i been missing out.
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StarkWhite posted:also dont be shy about making yourself throw up. i just did this for the first time in my late 20s and holy poo poo have i been missing out. the tactical chunder
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Apr 29, 2014 19:56
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op, your first night drinking should be special. buy a pack of cheap beer that smells like poo poo, buy a box of red wine and a 375ml bottle of vodka. first get drunk alternating the shitbeer and vodka shots, every now and then drink some wine straight from the box's tap. when the beer and vodka is all gone, proceed to announce how drunk you are then remove the interior bag from the wine box and stick it in your pants with the tap sticking out, then go around the party and have everybody drink from your winecrotch. finally slam whale and pass out.
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Apr 29, 2014 20:03
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:wait his profile says he lives in helsinki iirc finland does not have "school" as you or i might imagine it.. it's something... different
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Apr 29, 2014 20:07
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THS posted:his profile says he lives in helsinki iirc finland does not have "school" as you or i might imagine it.. it's something... different im sure in finland you'd get like extra credit for showing up hammered anyway so shoot for the stars op
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Apr 29, 2014 20:12
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has OP tried heroin yet?
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Apr 29, 2014 22:04
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StarkWhite posted:also dont be shy about making yourself throw up. i just did this for the first time in my late 20s and holy poo poo have i been missing out. Always sound advice. As fun as it is to be drunk, alcohol is literally poison so you should do anything in your power to get it out of your body if your body's telling you it wants it out. So if you start feeling "urpy", excuse yourself and find a comfortable place to puke, and don't leave until you do.
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Apr 29, 2014 23:39
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i like water
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Apr 30, 2014 00:37
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drink puke regret rinse recycle
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it will be the best night of your life. buy a Vicks inhaler and take breaths off it every hour. This is the levoisomer of D-methamphetamine. basically legal poo poo, that u can buy and freak the gently caress out on.!!! Gay Fry fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Apr 30, 2014 01:44
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LargeHadron posted:This guy was born in like 1998 or something. The thong song, the bum song, blink 182, the backstreet boys. These were are all literally before his time. Makes you think. gently caress
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Apr 30, 2014 01:53
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someday i will get old and i will die... a teen finnish goon has force me to confront my own mortality..
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Apr 30, 2014 01:54
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hey op, you're gonna pucke and that's ok
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Apr 30, 2014 01:59
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:i didnt get a hangover until like the 10th time i went drinking drat i wish i was as cool as you can you teach me o master of drinking?
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Apr 30, 2014 02:01
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protip: riding bikes while wasted is always a good idea and you can't get a dui on a bike. also drinking on an empty stomach owns and will save you money.
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gender illusionist posted:drat i wish i was as cool as you can you teach me o master of drinking? yeah, he did it wrong
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On making yourself puke: Good advice. Much better to do it under controlled circumstances than have it come out onto someone else. Also, try getting your hands on a bottle of Rose's lime. Gin/Vodka and Rose's 3:1 makes a gimlet which is a pretty respectable starter drink and you can knock em back one after the next without feeling bloated.
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Apr 30, 2014 02:05
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OP you joined somethingawful at 13, your life is prob already ruined so go hog-wild tonight
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re enducing vomit: do it often. Maybe after every drink. Best way to ensure you get that good drunk without all the bad side-effects. as the saying goes: as you grab a beer, you better vom again dear
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Apr 30, 2014 02:22
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lol 16 what a human being. you're gonna get hosed up no matter what you do so just enjoy the ride. the more you do it the more you'll work out what does/doesn't work for you. just don't be a human being all your life ok? good.
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Apr 30, 2014 02:51
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I find this thread disturbing. The OP registered when he was 13. What is the world coming to.
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Waltzing Along posted:I find this thread disturbing. The OP registered when he was 13. What is the world coming to. I think you're forgetting britishbornandbred or w/e
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Waltzing Along posted:I find this thread disturbing. The OP registered when he was 13. What is the world coming to. Yeah some people are younger than you, disturbing loving poo poo dude.
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Waltzing Along posted:I find this thread disturbing. The OP registered when he was 13. What is the world coming to. i started here at 12 and i turned out great
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Sauska posted:re enducing vomit: do it often. Maybe after every drink. Best way to ensure you get that good drunk without all the bad side-effects. 
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Apr 30, 2014 03:07
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THS posted:i started here at 12 and i turned out great I've read your posts...
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Apr 30, 2014 03:08
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If you don't hit the Triple Crown of liquor, beer, and wine you're doing it wrong.
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Rodya Raskolnikov posted:If you don't hit the Triple Crown of liquor, beer, and wine you're doing it wrong. wine is for old women and fags
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Apr 30, 2014 03:13
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Watch Superbad ASAP.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:wine is for old women and fags not if its in a coke can
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Apr 30, 2014 03:16
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Look up "Macho Mojito" drink these all night if you don't want to get sick.
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Do cocaine when you are drunk so you can sober up and drink more. You'll not only be cool, but everyone and hookers will want to be your friend.
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ASSASSINS! posted:protip: riding bikes while wasted is always a good idea and you can't get a dui on a bike. OP DO NOT DRUNK BIKE you will get arrested and or die.
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Apr 30, 2014 03:20
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Should probably just smoke pot
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In some states you really can't get a DUI on a bike.
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Randarkman posted:not if its in a coke can my 2nd favorite episode
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Squiggle posted:Should probably just smoke pot xanax xanax xanax better than pot by FAR!!! 
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Guys! Guys! I'm thinking about getting drunk tomorrow night! Should I do it?? This is gonna be so epic. I can't wait to tell everyone about all the hilarious things I did!
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