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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
EXTREME RULES GIF RECAP, WITH REACTIONS FROM THE FINE DENIZENS OF PUNCHSPORT PAGODA



Banjo posted:

10x more entertaining than a Daniel Bryan match

Fiveace Attorney posted:

AS GOD IS MAH WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN QUARTERS

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

WEE CEE DUB
WEE CEE DUB



Chokes McGee posted:

JESUS HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MATCH FORMAT YOU loving IDIOTS

Bring back Micro Cole, Jerry Smaller, and WeeBL. Seriously.

Cardboard Box posted:

nothing says extreme like a spinning guillotine kick



Zyla posted:

DO IT FOR PUTIN!

Omally posted:

ITS PUTIN TIME

AKA Driver posted:

GUYS! PUTIN IS ON THE TITAN TRON!


NutritiousSnack posted:

Cheering for debilitating diseases.

Zyla posted:

you're all gonna die of mers "YAAAAAY"

Solomonic posted:

Good news for people who like Bad News

Burt Buckle posted:

Why are they burying Bad News Barrett?



Meat Recital posted:

"he controls what burns and what doesn't. truer words have never been spoken???"

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD BITCH

tecnocrat posted:

Rollins, like Jesus, has risen from the dead.

MassRafTer posted:

BALCONY DIVE

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It's me I'm the lady screaming GET UP DEAN DEAN GET UP

Writer Cath posted:

Uhh, Roman, I hope you're the Paramedic of the Shield...

Dexo posted:

THIS loving MATCH THE loving SHIELD JESUS gently caress



Banjo posted:

Sometimes... Bray Wyatt makes a lot of sense

aesop jones posted:

Universal rule of wrestling is that every wrestler becomes a dribbling moron the moment he stared at a steel cage door. Any real person would calmly walk through it and everything in moments. But wrestling dictates that you see a door and go :stare: and then reach a new plane of consciousness wherein you are the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

Banjo posted:

BRAY WINZ. BRAY WINZ. BRAY WINZ.

projecthalaxy posted:

Remember when wrestling was good, you know, the before times before Cena put himself over the business?

projecthalaxy posted:

Vader was good. Foley, Guerrero, Edge, Bryan were all good. But now, no more good. Cena took it away.



Fair to Midland posted:

Tamina is pretty terrible isn't she?

DeathChicken posted:

Black Hole of Heat Slam


Striking Yak posted:

Kane files paperwork to have this match classified as a corporate retreat. Slamming Daniel onto that chair? That was just a trust exercise to build in-house synergy. That pyro? Campfire, everyone loves a campfire.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If Kane and Bryan just get in a car and end up at a Las Vegas Wedding Chapel...?

MassRafTer posted:

The ref keeps placing the blame for this not being in the ring squarely on Kane's shoulders. Seems biased.

Jerusalem posted:

several hours pass
".....and that was the next phase of his plan to defeat his brother the Undertaker."

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Daniel Bryan: Certified Forklift Operator

oatgan posted:

d-bry can't win clean without fire extinguisher interference gently caress this company forever

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:

1. THERE WAS A GODDAMN DEVIL CHILD WITH VOICE MODULATION AND EVERYTHING
Why you should care: Did you see that? Please tell me you saw that. The child has a deep voice! Like Damien from the Omen? HOW loving GREAT WAS THAT

2. Dean Ambrose defends his title in a 20-man battle royal!
Why you should care: Do you know how much paperwork is involved with that? This is huge!

3. Daniel Bryan still feuds with Kane!
Why you should care: After beating Kane last night thanks to overzealous fire extinguisher men, Kane could soon be heading for a… burial. Good joke!

4. Adam Rose debuts tonight!
Why you should care: You shouldn’t because they got rid of the good music!

5. That goddamn voice modulated kid!
Why you should care: SO GOOD IT NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED TWICE

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT:

http://bigevents.tv
http://thefirstrow.eu

In addition, WrasslorMonkey made a cool application that makes streams look great. Follow these instructions!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

And here's the bookmarklet that removes the extra junk from streams since it seemed to work out well for folks last time (open the page and drag the link to your bookmarks bar then click it while on a stream page).

All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

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Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Is Bo debuting tonight too or is it just Adam Rose?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Banjo, you're creepin' me out.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Luneshot posted:

Is Bo debuting tonight too or is it just Adam Rose?

Only advertised debut is Rose.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oooooh wah ah ah ah

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

projecthalaxy posted:

Vader was good. Foley, Guerrero, Edge, Bryan were all good. But now, no more good. Cena took it away.

wait a minute this post makes no sense. why is he talking like bryan retired

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


TheEggsBenedict posted:

wait a minute this post makes no sense. did bryan retire?

If I remember right it was a response to something along the lines of 'ever since Cena came in everything sucks' or something.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
What will become of Little Johnny

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

TheEggsBenedict posted:

wait a minute this post makes no sense. why is he talking like bryan retired

John Cena put himself over the business and ruined wrestling.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

thank loving christ we can stop watching those lovely adam rose videos

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

oooooh wah ah ah ah

"Open up your hate and let it flow into me"

--A LEAKED LINE from tonight's Bray Wyatt promo

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Asmodai_00 posted:

thank loving christ we can stop watching those lovely adam rose videos

Get ready for those lovely Adam Rose matches where he rolls around and then does another move and then he wins.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Just a heads up, if Raw sucks tonight Louie is back on FX with two new episodes tonight at 10 and the Clippers/Thunder(2 of the most fun teams in the NBA) start a 7 game series at 10:30 on TNT.

also, Seth Hardy is a nickname for Rollins I'm seeing a lot more and more online. I kinda like it

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

Bard Maddox posted:

John Cena put himself over the business and ruined wrestling.
oh i get it. he's inverse banjo.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Bard Maddox posted:

4. Adam Rose debuts tonight!
Why you should care: You shouldn’t because they got rid of the good music!

gently caress, setting him up to fail already.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


oo, neat

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

AfterFather posted:

gently caress, setting him up to fail already.

wait what happened to it?!?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

wait what happened to it?!?

WWE is too cheap to get the rights to anything that costs more than like $20.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

That fan filmed jump looks like what happens when you throw an egg on the ground.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

WWE is too cheap to get the rights to anything that costs more than like $20.

Man that sucks, im getting dehyped here

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

ZACK RYDER TO WRESTLE ON RAW

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

Man that sucks, im getting dehyped here

Well let me tell you about this one guy named Mojo Rawley...

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Asmodai_00 posted:

ZACK RYDER TO WRESTLE ON RAW

Guess we know who's jobbing to Adam Rose then

E: guess not, is JTG free?

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
Haha yeah I can't see any of those guys winning.

Maybe Swagger?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Kukash posted:

Haha yeah I can't see any of those guys winning.

Maybe Swagger?

Swagger makes sense if they keep Cesaro chasing the IC belt for some reason.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ru-sso!

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Dean Ambrose is getting hosed by this battle royal, it will be a lame way to get the belt off him without having him actually eat a loss though.

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
gently caress I thought that was Renee at first on the panel but it's Natayla.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I wonder who the one reporter asking questions at the press conference is

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Fair to Midland posted:

gently caress I thought that was Renee at first on the panel but it's Natayla.

Haha, same. Worst night of my life.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
What the hell Booker.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
3MB jobbing to Usos on Superstars.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The yaks Josh Matthews the yaks

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
:lol: Booker callin Brie a golddigger

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

:lol: Booker callin Brie a golddigger

The T stands for Truthbomb.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


Shot in the dark pick: Titus

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Haha, same. Worst night of my life.

Ditto. :(

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Kukash posted:

Haha yeah I can't see any of those guys winning.

Maybe Swagger?

Big Show maybe so it can look like a wrist watch instead of a belt again.

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Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Reigns hulking up never cease to be hilarious to me

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