WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

gently caress YES! SHIELD VS WYAATS!

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:27

makoto20: Nov 23, 2006

Roman Reigns posted:

...Sheamus? Really?

Every time i see you post I hear Roman Reign's saying it. This is the best example of that.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Sheamus won.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

drat you Triple H, drat you to hell! :argh:

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

How is Ambrose's finisher not just beating and stabbing a man with a bottle?

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

HHH was originally going to book them against the shield

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

I hope that using the Wyatts as his heavys blows up in HHH's face. That would be some neat storytelling.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Wade and Sheamus are champs at the same time :woop:

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

CapnAndy posted:

SHIELD/WYATTS III

IV, watch Main Event :colbert:

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Sigma posted:

Trips workout buddy won the US belt

Uuuugggghh

He's a good wrestler so I'm okay with it

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

This is the fourth Shield/Wyatt match?

edit: yep

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Desumaytah: Apr 23, 2005; Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence

gently caress YES. I do not get tired of Shield/Wyatt matches.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

ZDar Fan posted:

Love Seth's supportive trash talk

"You'll get it back soon, jackass."

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Stallion Cabana posted:

Rollins trying to cheer up Dean except he only knows how to trash talk.

"YOU SUCK DEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST JESUS CHRIST"

"What the gently caress Seth?"

"I'M CHEERING YOU UP, ASSHAT"

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

sleepingbuddha: Nov 4, 2010; It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

Commissar Ken posted:

He'll plaster some decals on it and turn it into the North Ireland belt? OR BRING BACK THE COVETED EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP IN ITS STEAD?!?!?!

I wish.

This needs to happen.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

Rhonne posted:

I wonder if Sheamus will defend the title as often as Dean did.

no, he'll defend it a lot. if he stays face, it'll be against Del Rio. if it's heel it'll be against the Big Show.

and we'll all suffer.

there is no way we don't suffer with that man holding a belt.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Blasmeister posted:

Do we count all the losing he's been doing up to this point since his return?

It feels like every match since his return was him killing Christian in new and unique ways. I know he's had other matches, but

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

WWE booking is a flowchart pointing to REMATCH.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

We got an incoming MOTYC for a main, and that battle royale was all right.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Dean's gonna shank Triple H in the parking lot after Raw. He'll be disguised as the limo driver and leap through that little window into the back, fists a-swingin'.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

So is this how they straighten Barrett's nose?

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

jonjonaug: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

"A bizarre twist".

Well that's certainly one way of putting it.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:22

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Unguided posted:

Shield vs Wyatts? Guess the Cena feud is on hold.

Shield'll probably lose to make Wyatts look like they have more strength than a little baby.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Why is everyone complaining about Sheamus, anyway? He's been having good matches lately.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

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* me

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Dean was heroically battling the odds, eliminated Ryback and Swaagger by himself, only he and Sheamus remain, Sheamus blindsides Ambrose with the Brogue Kick to massive boos, throws out Ambrose.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Spikeguy posted:

I hope that using the Wyatts as his heavys blows up in HHH's face. That would be some neat storytelling.

Bray finally gives the order, Harper and Rowan murder the SHIELD, Cena, Evolution, bell ringer, three fans at ringside, and Cole.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

CapnAndy posted:

SHIELD/WYATTS III

IV, actually. They did one on Main Event a month or so ago.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Whoa whoa whoa... a next night rematch? When the gently caress was the last one of those? They had all but abolished them when I stopped watching in 08.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Spikeguy posted:

I hope that using the Wyatts as his heavys blows up in HHH's face. That would be some neat storytelling.

Good thing Trips doesn't pay attention to what his wife's doing otherwise he might realize that unleashing pure evil on your enemy tends to backfire.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

That was pretty smart booking.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Mark Henry won.

The WWE app says Evolution will be the "guest timekeepers" during Shield vs Wyatts

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I hope Bray Wyatt doesn't have to rely on the help of Little Johnny tonight against The SHIELD because I don't think it would work out as well against them.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:23

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Ages posted:

Why is everyone complaining about Sheamus, anyway? He's been having good matches lately.

He's been dull as a character for ages now and really needs a heel turn. I think he'll get it sooner rather than later.

But yeah he's quite good in the ring.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Squall posted:

It feels like every match since his return was him killing Christian in new and unique ways. I know he's had other matches, but

Recently though he's been jobbing to Orton, Wyatt and Barret

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Blasmeister posted:

Do we count all the losing he's been doing up to this point since his return?

Yeah we can toss those on the pile too.

Also: holy poo poo Wyatt vs Shield!

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

Cory Lidle: Oct 12, 2006

DannoMack posted:

Can't wait for the cool Sheamus Barrett feud to unify the belts

Can't wait for them to forget Sheamus exists again and no one notices or cares.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Unguided posted:

Shield vs Wyatts? Guess the Cena feud is on hold.

It would be kinda hilarious if this was the END of the feud. Like, that's it, Wyatt won and moved on and nothing more happens between them.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Pariah Rex posted:

I hope Bray Wyatt doesn't have to rely on the help of Little Johnny tonight against The SHIELD because I don't think it would work out as well against them.

Little Johnny's getting Triple Powerbombed through a table

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:27

Another Person: Oct 21, 2010

Ireland and England as the US and Intercontinental champs? I see a partnership, if Sheamus were not from South Ireland.

e; I do not see a feud tho. This looks like a Sheamus heel turn. Heel v heel? No thanks

# ? May 6, 2014 01:24

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