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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Stop teasing me WWE!!!!

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Hungry hungry hippos gets me every time in that promo

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MotU posted:

I was really hoping for a Kane GPS though :(

"These roads were built with tax money, Daniel. Every second you drive on them perpetuates a system based on the threat of state-sanctioned violence. You have already embraced the hate."

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Next week, Bryan and Brie get away by camping at a cabin in the forest. Things are great until their campsite neighbor Mrs. Levesque warns them about The Demon Kane, who lurks in these woods....

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Is anyone expecting Rose to be any good?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Bright side: Bryan's not in a wheelchair while John Cena kisses his girlfriend.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

CapnAndy posted:

Save this Raw, Adam Rose

I Bo-lieve in Adam Rose's ability to save Raw

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Hammerstein posted:

Daniel Bryan, forklift operator and mechanic all within 24 hours.

He should've kept the coveralls.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Do they think these Adam Rose promos are keeping people tuned in?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Spikeguy posted:

It's interesting to see the reactions here. There seems to be no middle ground.

I'm kinda in the middle, I don't hate this and I think there's a place for angles like it in wrestling but Bryan really has looked like a total dork too much since becoming champ.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Adam rose vs fandango please

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Is anyone expecting Rose to be any good?

No not really

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Luigi Thirty posted:

So is this guy coming out or
Nah, he's just a little flamboyant.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
brie's scream is just the best thing and i always want to hear it

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
marking out for Brie's screaming

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I want Rose and Bo to debut against each other in a 1v1 match.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH danYIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Yes! Recap everything :lol:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
daniYEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I bet Bryan/Kane/Brie are having the time of their lives with this incredibly silly storyline. Like, laughing as soon as they cut to commercial.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Kane is in the engine compartment going "VROOM VROOM".

I actually was hoping Kane was going to pop out of the engine block. It would have been the best dumb moment this year. ANd last night happened!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

They're still scraping him up from behind the couch after what Ambrose did to him. Poor bastard.

The best part of that segment was Seth going "what're you doin'?" to Ambrose before he jumped over the couch and started punching.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Yeah this is basically a goofy Attitude era feud. DB has made the big time, y'all.

Also can't wait for the Total Divas segment where Brie talks about this segment being, like, so hard to do.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The next PPV is going to be in Chicago they are going to poo poo all over Kane.

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican
the best part of that segment was the crowd audibly laughing

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Thauros posted:

Yeah, this would be fine in a midcard angle but Dave's right when he's pointed out that they've made Bryan repeatedly look ineffectual in a way they'd never to to Cena or face Triple H.

Thats why they had Zack Ryder be the guy always running from Kane and looking like a goof

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Thauros posted:

Bryan really has looked like a total dork too much since becoming champ.

Yeah this is my issue. I don't mind wrestling being silly, this is really the wrong angle for Bryan right now.



No reaction for Big E. :(

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This is so stupid it's incredible but Kane isn't legit threatening anyway anymore so who cares that it's goofy.



The little wyatt kid though :argh:

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Bad news time

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

oh yeah this loving loser

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I NEED FIVE

*smashes a dove into dust*

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

The Landstander posted:

Yesterday was a late 90s era silly match but Austin would've ran Kane over in this scenario

90's era would have had Brie offer sex to Kane to leave DB alone and get pregnant and have a miscarriage when Rusev accidentally landed on her during a match. Followed by Lana saying it wasn't his fault in Russian.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Do they think these Adam Rose promos are keeping people tuned in?

Well you see if you keep booking hype videos for a guy his overness goes up I learned this from TEW

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Are they gonna swap the titles back lol

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

"Can anything stop Kane?"

Yes, Bryan last night. When he beat him in a match without interference.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If you want to do the Attitude Era again, go ahead

If you want to keep doing PG, go ahead

Don't do both. It will not work.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm sensing double turn tonight.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Seriouspost: As infuriating as it makes the aftermath threads to read, I think it's great you can find literally anyone on here to support or hate an angle. I think it speaks to the WWE's range right now, for everything you find awful you can find something else you really like.

Except that Cena/Wyatt cage match, no one liked that.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
"Well... it's Big E" - an announcer DOING A BAD JOB

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Atticus Finch posted:

I bet Bryan/Kane/Brie are having the time of their lives with this incredibly silly storyline. Like, laughing as soon as they cut to commercial.
They should do the videos except with Bryan and Kane playing each other's roles as a gag for the DVD

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Big E you can't beat Brie screaming at Ol' Backseat Kane. Don't even try.

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