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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

makoto20 posted:

Barrett's cape looks like something Mr. Sinister would wear. You know where i'm going with this.

a six year storyline culminating in the revelation that heath slater is actually a clone of the real heath slater who is also barrett's prodigal son

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dr.Smasher posted:

Just wait until TNA copies it

They already copied it before this happened! (TNA spoilers from 2 weeks from now)

TNA's having a new Nation of Domination with MVP, Kenny King, and Bobby Lashley

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Roman Reigns posted:

He's going to push a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs?

Kane already did this

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

can someone explain when and why king went from a despicable heel announcer to whatever the hell he is now?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I turned around on the singing child when it hit me that his voice actually was the Deadly Premonition voice.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yeah make an Obamacare joke in a blue state good job WWE

To be fair, the state is actually pretty conservative the farther north you get. It's not like they're in Brooklyn.

Classtoise
Feb 11, 2008

THINKS CON-AIR WAS A GOOD MOVIE

BigRed0427 posted:

I actually was hoping Kane was going to pop out of the engine block. It would have been the best dumb moment this year. ANd last night happened!

I dunno, it'd be hard to top Damien Sandow actually coming out as Magneto outside of a plug.


makoto20 posted:

Barrett's cape looks like something Mr. Sinister would wear. You know where i'm going with this.

Sandow/Barrett tag team?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

kidcoelacanth posted:

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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


MrDru posted:

can someone explain when and why king went from a despicable heel announcer to whatever the hell he is now?

He turned face via myocardial infarction.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

MrDru posted:

can someone explain when and why king went from a despicable heel announcer to whatever the hell he is now?

He had a heart attack on-air in 2012

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OW. Crap.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Is anyone else hearing a constant squeak over the audio or am I losing my mind

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Turn Big E heel please

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

NowonSA posted:

I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS. No girls hitting guys in WWE!

Oh, you always know how to cheer me up. :unsmith:

(Seriously, remember when Beth Pheonix almost eliminated CM Punk from the Royal Rumble with actual wrestling moves? That was so great.)

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

After he quit and then came back he was a milquetoast face forever.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

Sanguinia posted:

I love Brie Bella to death, but she really needs to stop trying to use her UNGODLY.... ACTING TALENT.

That being said, I really wish they'd just let her do a move on him instead of cringing and screaming constantly. Just one move, let him totally no-sell it like it's nothing, but it would make me happy. I miss when girls got to hit guys on this show :(

Yeah, it'd be cool if they had a moment where she goes from damsel in distress to wrestler for just a moment. Of course he no sells it and Tombstones her but still, it'd make for a decent moment.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Make Big E the next Heyman Guy. Just a stable of big strongs who can't talk.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yeah make an Obamacare joke in a blue state good job WWE

He's a heel and the crowd can't hear him anyway?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Yesss Barrett chants

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
Bad News: shots fired at Make A Wish kids and people with disfiguring disorders.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

achillesforever6 posted:

By the way the funniest thing I have seen tonight was not that Daniel Bryan segment, but the fact that MAF shut out the Rangers again.

AHAHHAAHAH WHAT

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Sweeney Tom posted:

They already copied it before this happened! (TNA spoilers from 2 weeks from now)

TNA's having a new Nation of Domination with MVP, Kenny King, and Bobby Lashley

lol

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DeathChicken posted:

After he quit and then came back he was a milquetoast face forever.

What's Condit doing here?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Pretty much yeah. Before Wrestlemania he went on a rampage on Evolution, after he took a beating while handcuffed and he talked poo poo back during it. At Wrestlemania he beats ALL of Evolution plus other screwjob stuff. After Wrestlemania he's now literally running away to his car. What the gently caress?
The WWE's choices are sell THE DEMON KANE like walking, talking Destruction Incarnate, or have the fans laugh at the feud because there's no way fuckin' Kane can beat Daniel Bryan, come on, really now


It's not hard to understand why they went with what they did

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


King didn't turn face from the heart attack. That's when Cole turned face.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Big E's shoulder explodes, announcers don't even notice.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Is anyone else hearing a constant squeak over the audio or am I losing my mind

That's Michael Cole.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

that looked painful

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CapnAndy posted:

They should do the videos except with Bryan and Kane playing each other's roles as a gag for the DVD

Kane is about to kill Bryan when Harold walks by.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Bang bang

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Commissar Ken posted:

That's Michael Cole.

:lol:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Is anyone else hearing a constant squeak over the audio or am I losing my mind

Michael Cole?

e: fffffffff

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Teddybear posted:

He turned face via myocardial infarction.

No, Cole turned face after King's heart attack. King gradually turned face years before that.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Cactus Jack reference?

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Nice Cactus Jack shoutout

bartok
May 10, 2006



I love Barrett doing the Cactus Jack elbow drop

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the e stands for excrement

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I like that Barrett is just making the Cactus Elbow a part of his moveset now. Including Bang Bang taunt.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Can ya feel yer elbows

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Zyla posted:

AHAHHAAHAH WHAT
Yes Pens won 2-0 with a goal from our lord and savior and MAF stopped 33 shots. :lol:

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